if you encounter a gay dude with a mjölnir necklace they're actively signaling an intense personality disorder. good to keep in mind

good work to those nasty looking dorks who climbed the Empire State Building to fly a flag with a hollow statement on it hope your 15 minutes of fame leads to a thriving career of shilling idiot video-first content online 🙏

witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing

learning to live with creeping dread

I do not trust extroverts. Straight up manipulative fucks

girl, shut the fuck up

happy father’s day to myself and @starv.bsky.social

when something possibly serious is going on with your health, thinking about “work” is so fucked

my Instagram full hedonistic dance music shit and self-promotion has suddenly become even more grating and annoying than before hmmmmmm

the lowest bar I’ve ever seen 🫩

I think I’m good on ever hearing anything this “Ivy Wolk” person thinks ever again

had a testicular ultrasound today and they found a very small, suspicious mass happy pride!!!

went to a friend’s open decks and had a lot of fun

chuckling to myself thinking about the phrase “load-bearing”

having a selfish existential crisis in realizing that I don't think I've ever really been friends with most people in my life, more like a pathetic simp who follows people I like or admire or w/e around

guys, I really dunno if we need this many explainers on cruising

moving to a new place with more storage for records, but it means I have to move all my records over there (kill me)

doing a music league with a bunch of zoomers 10 years younger than me and it's humbling. I'm the one that's old and out of touch...

I can't believe that even Wolverine's cock gets covered in blood in that game, that's wild

o m g not Scorsese embracing AI right after Charli put him on her album cover!!!! 😱😱😱😱 this is a code red emergency!

my insane need to apologize to everyone about everything

ahhhh how did I forget about this one? balance 005 babyyyyy youtu.be/CyUNf9D2m7o?...

It’s going to be such a crashout sesh with my therapist tomorrow, I’m excited

this diva just made me emotional

what if I just left work, went home, and took a klonopin????

the vinyl storage market is a fucking racket lol

one time a nyc circuit gay followed me on instagram, eventually sent me a single dm in response to a pic of me that just said "Hot", and I responded "thank you!", and then he unfollowed me

wish I knew more people with Family Money, can't get enough of these folks!

a Gay Guy Party Promoter putting a “I <3 Me” graphic on his party flier is way too on the nose

I’m sick of having nothing to offer anyone

just here for spaced out pedestrian takes

grapes slap, so good

still cannot believe how hard this one slaps, Sasha & Digweed Triple J mixup ‘97 mix gave me so much youtu.be/hWYkz3f71a4?...

talk to me if u look like this

you’re not supposed to “feel good” looking at social media unless you’re also farming dopamine hits on there

really into this new instagram feature where story media doesn't seem to load like 50% of the time

I love when a friend sees something that makes them think of me 🥰

whoever said "squeaky wheel gets the grease" was extremely fucking wrong

people have so many things to Post about and it’s like… stop.

reporting live from my dentist’s incredible waiting room

just finished The Comeback S3, incredible 🥲

big dollar bin get today www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ve6q...

passive aggressively liking all your insta stories 💅