I remember when the only electric things were eels, chairs, and Catherine Zeta-Jones in Chicago

If you're not wooing me with flashy colors, fancy footwork, and strong nest building skills, is it even really primal play?

REVENGE IF THE FIIIIIIIIIFTH [knocks over mic stand to aggressively play air guitar]

Happy Beltane! Go dance naked in only a flower crown or something today 🩷

Whilst driving into work, my brain supplies the image of sitting backwards in a chair where the seat is actually someone's face to just grind on... The angle would be perfect, but the fupa could lead to involuntary manslaughter lmao

Pussy so hot I leave condensation patches where I sit 😅

Guess there's no point in worrying. We all die alone, just some of us lonelier than others. not a competition, only a statement of observation. reaching a hand into darkness and never being sure anyone will be there or care to take it. It's hard to build any confidence on your own

When someone loves your decade old fanfic so much they ask permission to print and bind a physical copy for their bookshelf 🥹🥹🥹

Call me Fortunato the way she got me bricked up. For the love of GAWD, Montresor

Call me Fortunato the way she got me bricked up. For the love of GAWD, Montresor

Heard there's some dude who calls himself Clavicular and tells men to take a hammer to their face to become more handsome?? I'm just waiting for a female parody, Follicular, who tells men they should be hitting themselves harder

I'm attending No Kings's event, “NO KINGS Kansas City” - sign up now to join me! www.mobilize.us/nokings/even...

New bong, who dis?

My toxic trait is that I knowingly play along with love bombing sometimes because I just really want to feel wanted despite how pathetic I often feel afterward 🤷🏻‍♀️

It's like any time I'm on the verge of a break down and I'm finally about to say something to ask for help, any of the people I could turn to are suddenly with pressing issues of their own and I have to once again refasten the mantle of caretaker and shove everything down to make space for others 🙃

Talking to a new nerd guy and he's actin all 😅 tellin me about the Lego decor at his house and this Gundam thing he's painting and I keep picturing myself under his table, gagging on it while I rub my throbbing clit, but then I might mess up his paint job 🥺

Join me in the shower? 🥹 Ya'll tried and thats whats important. So I'm gonna reward the effort. 200 reposts 🔄 and I'll post something REALLY spicy. Strict this time. 😘

"get picked up" may be asking too much, but forehead kisses work too 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

It’s this sweet man’s birthday today 🥳🥳 Please send him all the birthday wishes and if you have the means, make a donation or send him a little gift 💜

TW: nonconsensual manhandling The date was going alright, some things we related on, a few were questionable, even let him touch my thigh and pull me in for a kiss. Maybe him biting my lip too hard should've been a bigger warning for me..

Meeting a guy for coffee tomorrow who says he used to be a registered Republican until MAGA and my husband and I keep referring to him as my DEI applicant 😅

"A warm latte in one hand and a nice wet beaver in the other, now that's what I call wellness."

Anyone else ~yearn~ anymore? Or is that just me and the BookTok girlies?

Made dinnerrrrr! Tteok-bokki soup with semi-homemade veggie dumplings and sliced beef

Does it ever end?

If you . ♡ ° ♡ love °. ♡ . + VAMPIRES . ✵ ♡ ✵ ♡ AND COFFEE ♡ . ° . ♡ then ° ✵ You need to ♡ ° ✧ ° ° ♡ repost this ♡

@chronicverse

Me and who when?! It's not a want, it's a need. A craving 🥺

thinking about a daddy who isn’t afraid of being physically affectionate and giving out praise and being consistent taking applications for anyone who fits that criteria 🩷

my friend group

Spreading 👐

Zigs ( @miss-morningstar.bsky.social ) reposted this yesterday and it still hasn’t left my brain - should I record some of these?

Former Prince Andrew arrested following #EpsteinFiles revelations!!! When will the United States follow suit??? #Resist #Epstein #TrumpEpsteinFiles www.nbcnews.com/world/united...

Idk why my algorithm keeps showing me ripped dudes in helmets on crotch rockets, who love to lift their shirts to show off their chests, but it probably doesn't help that I keep commenting about wanting to play those washboard abs like I'm in Emmett Otter's Jug-Band Christmas

😘🫴🏻💨💋

I'm not attractive enough to be considered a hot mess but I do identify as a lukewarm inconvenience. You've been warned.

therapy but it's grinding my stress out on their face

Sure: Light rail, high speed rail, ocean wave generation, solar power generation, wind generation, heat pump tech, geothermal heat pump tech, last mile on-demand transit solutions, better wheelchairs, better wheel chair lifts, better flexible seating on public transit, maker spaces, tool libraries.

✨ manifesting ✨ 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 mutual yearn 🕯 sweethearts 🕯️ and love 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

Mutual Worship when? I'll get down on my knees for you while you sing my praises like a good, eager devotee...

Yes, I'm the kinda grown ass woman that buys cheesy paper Valentine's with cute stickers and temporary tattoos and gives them to my friends and coworkers. What's it to ya?

#NoKings #Resist #Epstein #EpsteinFiles