Oh to feel safe and held, allowed to let my soul rest, to let my body relax into my own skin until I can finally know myself

TIMELINE: - Kimmel makes late-night joke - FCC chair threatens companies running Kimmel - Nexstar throws Kimmel off its stations as it begs FCC chair for merger approval - Disney suspends Kimmel as it begs Trump DOJ to approve Fubo deal FOLLOW THE MONEY👇 www.levernews.com/the-real-rea...

If #CharlieKirk survives this attempt on his life, then we know for certain that no Good and Just God exists

I've come to the conclusion that the only reason #MAGA cares about trans women in sports is probably because one of them went to go perv on a little girls' sports team and realized one of the girls had a dick bigger than theirs

When a #MAGA guy says they love kids, they're talking about their sexual attraction to them. When a #MAGA woman says they love kids, they're talking about using kids for physical and emotional labor and as shields against their MAGA husbands' sexual deviancy

Were I a chef in the latest episode of #Gastronauts: Coconut cream pie presented in a dog dish that you have to eat without your hands @dropout.tv

You know JD "Just Dance" Vance wears that eyeliner because his boyfriend Peter Thiel said it makes his eyes pop when he's going down on him

You know JD "Just Dance" Vance wears that eyeliner because his boyfriend Peter Thiel said it makes his eyes pop when he's going down on him

I'd say Trump was sending troops to Chicago to attack the Bean, but we all know MAGA could never find it..

These suncatchers were only a little weird to hand my father to photograph. 100% worth it for the results.

been almost a year since getting laid last and i'm almost fiending! gah 😩

Quick #Sinners art, because I still looove this film

Don't send me dick pics.. I demand dick PHOTOGRAPHY, penis PORTRAITURE, cock ART

this wednesday [MMMM4F] our kingdoms must come together for this treaty and therefore, a ritual must be performed with the queen… ✍️ u/tama_mantic 🗣️ @artonyoursleeve.bsky.social @anonbritvoice.bsky.social @jarlva.bsky.social and @timmerztheva.bsky.social

Note: if you're having a one-on-one sexy convo with somebody and you're trying to convince them to have sex with you, maybe don't tell them their sexiest photos are ones where they're with other people 🙄😓

A little fun in the mirror.. CW: bbw, nudity

Oral fixation going wild lately and I just wanna go dumb stimming on a hard cock; lick and nuzzle and plant sloppy kisses while they play with my hair and tell me how good my mouth feels and how gorgeous I look enjoying myself with them, gently coaxing me along with thinly veiled lust 🫠

You, but no face

Conservatives: "We love children." But you defunded PBS. Cons: "We love children." You cut SNAP benefits and Head Start programs? Cons: "But we love children." You're rolling back child labor laws and lowering the age of consent for marriage for-- Oh. Cons: "Yes, exactly! We LOVE children!"

FEMA agents are coming by my office today and I told my bosses I would be happy to speak with them. They said no because they don't have bail money for me in the budget

Honestly, the idea of rope play ticks 2 boxes 1. Submission/giving over control 2. Taking what to do with my limbs during sex out of the equation

Sure, I like roleplay. You be a prince in the countryside when you come to rest your horse by a lake. I'll pretend to be a pretty girl luring you deeper into the water until you realize I've been the Lake Hag all along... What? Of course it's roleplay, I'm not actually a pretty girl 🙄

Love me loudly, kiss me like it breathes life back into you... Show me the pleasures and delights that lie hidden in a body I've been taught to hate, teach me that beauty is boundless and hold up a mirror to show me all the places you've found it in me

cw: possessive Thats right. Youre mine, sweetheart. All mine. Mine as you lead me to the bed & spread your legs so willingly, mine as you guide my head to place little bites up your thighs, mine as you keep me in place as I suck on your clit till its nice & swollen & youre aching 1/2

Eyes? Covered Hands? Secured Mouth? Wide open and salivating I am wet and in need of being thoroughly enjoyed

Medical form: Is there a chance you're pregnant? Me, knowing full well I've not had a dick inside me since October: idk could I? 😮

You, me, and a fresh-lit fatty.. Straddling your lap, each deep toke feeding a taut nipple into your eager mouth, my fingers tangled in your hair -it's a struggle to hold my breath against the teasing graze of your teeth- tugging you up to breathe wisps of silver delight into each luscious kiss 🫠

hey i'm sith and here are 3 things im really passionate about -no human is illegal -not all sushi is raw fish -USE YOUR BLINKER, YA BAG OF LIMP SPINACH

Exclusive Sneak Peek at June 14th's planned military parade

Men, y'all really need to be out here reading the good smut written by women, you'd learn SO MUCH

Time to spark up and put on V for Vendetta

am i really supposed to care if Kid Rock finds me too unattractive to fuck?

Someone called me cute and now you all must suffer my silliness

OBLIGATORY STAR WARS REFERENCE HERE

me, disassociating

ⓘ This user has a breeding kink

Germany: This is right-wing extremism. Republicans: Pfft, what does Germany know about right-wing extremism? 95yr old Holocaust survivor: Quite a bit actually... Republicans: The Democrats have brainwashed you.

me, 8yo, brushing my teeth: "I am very responsible." me, 38yo, brushing my teeth: "I'M A WATER DRAGON!" *uses water stream from mouth to clean toothpaste outta the sink*

This is what giving me a joint and a few well-timed compliments gets ya.. you have been warned

LET'S FRENCH KISS*! - - - - *make out in front of an active guillotine

Wait, so I doxxed HOW many people? Damn, maybe I'm the one with alternate personalities because I thought I was just sittin here bein a regular (if noisy) lil cog in the machine like most people. Me actually doxxing anyone is news to me

I honestly cannot imagine what it must feel like to have one of your alters kill themselves, death of the psyche taken to the Nth power with that amount of self awareness, knowing a facet of yourself was hurting so much in the same body you live in they chose to stop existing.. I hope they get help

Will someone PLEASE give skyangelMstarwaveWHOEVER some much needed attention irl so they'll stop picking and choosing who they want to blame for an anonymous "suicide" only they know anything about? It's like as soon as they see someone they don't like get attention, they're making wild accusations