When your husband helps run the local munch so he gets to throw you a mini surprise party 🥰🥰 Thank you @mrgrimm99.bsky.social love you very

I've lasted longer than I thought I would, but it's definitely nap time 😴

Good morning beautiful people. I didn't sleep very well and yet I'm still awake before 9am. Today might be a rough one. I hope you're having a better morning than me 😘💜

A #SoftSunday song? I'm rusty but I love this song. It's "Lullaby in ragtime" by Harry Nilsson.

Lady of Nightmares and Sin I don't hate it

It's your friendly neighbourhood dumpster fire hot mess here with a little reminder to be nice to yourself. Relax your jaw then get out of your chair and move for a moment, maybe to the kitchen to get yourself a glass of water and a snack? Take a few deep breaths. There you go, well done...

I'm feeling rather delicate today. I've caught a stomach bug from somewhere, so I'm gonna be hiding in bed for a bit.

I'm not allergic to olives, I just absolutely hate them. I'm incredibly clumsy but I've never broken a bone and everything about balloons is horrible. The squeakiness, I'm allergic to latex, the never knowing when they'll pop. Urg horrible 😖😖

Hello. I would very much like some validation please 😘

Two truths and a lie ✨ I've never broken a bone ✨ I'm scared of balloons ✨ I'm allergic to olives

I did the school run, got a coffee and now I'm home. Boots, bra and jeans off, bun taken out, and I'm ready to collapse on the sofa with a big drink of water. Where is my good girl gold star? 🤭🤭

No coffee shop cute guy. But I did see a hot guy when I got home 😁 I'm a lucky woman 🥰

I'm ✨manifesting✨ the appearance of the cute guy from Monday since I'm sitting in the same spot in Starbucks. Even if he doesn't appear, I get to people watch 😊

Good morning beautiful people. I need to get moving, the school run waits for no Mam 😁

"Give me, give me, give me what I cry for You know ya got the brand o' kisses that I'd die for You know you made me love you..." Goodnight beautiful people. Love you all. Kissing your faces 😘💜

Salt and pepper stubble/beards and nice arms... Gimme

The song in question... My granddad played in the orchestra for this recording. That's not why I'm crying, but it's a fun little fact. open.spotify.com/track/7bpq6u...

I'm not crying because of a song. Honest. I may be lying, but who the fuck cares?

Is it bad that the first thought I have when I ordered new clothes for my birthday and going to Scotland is "how can I take lewds in this? Silly question, cos no. No it's not bad lol

Just wanted to say to whoever sent that NGL, you can kiss the fattest part of my arse. I hope you feel really clever pointing out that I'm fat, cos up until now it's obviously been a big secret. Go fuck yourself with a cactus.

I hate when the sads hit. The mini "why don't they care about me as much as they pretended to" sads. I'll survive. And hopefully, with a bit of luck, the hot guy I saw on Monday outside of Starbucks walks past again and comes in to say hi🤞🏼 Love you all. Kissing your faces 😘💜

This is a whole ass mood 🥺

Is it still cleavage if I'm topless? 🤔 Either way, it's the day for tits so tits shall be shown 😊 #TittyTuesday #ssbbw #bbw #topless

I promise I'll shut up about my birthday soon 🤭

It's my birthday a week today, so if anyone wanted to treat me, I'd massively appreciate it. throne.com/suzu1982 www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/... Also, I'd kinda like to break 1.3k followers too please? I'm 11 people away from that so if you like what I post then please share it?

There are some lovely people who send me messages... Then there's people like this. Does it matter if it's real or not? If people have cum because of me or not? Does it impact their life in any way? No. No it doesn't, but they still choose to be negative dickheads. I'm done for today

As I was in Starbucks this morning, I was people watching when I saw this cute guy walking by. Our eyes met and we smiled at each other. He mouthed something to me, but I couldn't tell what he said

Happy #MonochromeMonday beautiful people 😘💜

Good morning beautiful people. It's foggy as fuck here but the school run awaits. I hope you have a wonderful Monday, wherever you are 😘💜

You can't really get any softer on #SoftSunday than my soft and squishy tummy and chunky #BathLegs I'm all warm and clean, fresh from the bath and ready for bed. Sweet dreams beautiful people. Love you all. Kissing your faces 😘💜

I can't remember if I've posted this before or not. If I have, sorry 🤷🏼‍♀️ ----- Like a drug Needing your touch Craving your kiss Swept away into the blissful oblivion My mind is clear All thoughts are quieted Every sensation filled with you

I'm flaring really badly today. I'm in a lot of pain and my brain is super foggy. Tell me nice things that have happened to you recently and show me cute pets? Please?

Nail type people, what would be better, gel x extensions or acrylics? I can't decide. #nailart #nails

Cute trans girls with cute girl dicks are hot as fuck. That's all. That's the entire post.

I have a serious question; Am I boring because I'm not a brat? I like being a good girl who earns my praise. I'm also really fucking needy and clingy. Am I just annoying?

Hello beautiful people 😘💜

I'm totally not here looking at hot people being hot, I'm fast asleep... Honest

Definitely something I've thought about more than once

“You’re not fat. You’re thick” No, baby. I’m fat. And you like fat women. And that’s ok. 😌

I love my high socks. I'm getting quite the collection

I'm going to bed. No one can piss me off if I'm asleep and hopefully I'll wake up in a less shitty mood.

Ever feel like walking into the sea and disappearing? That's me this morning. Obviously, I'm not gonna. Its too fucking cold for a start.

I had a shite nights sleep and I'm grumpy as fuck this morning. Today is gonna be fun

Right, I'm going to hide. I can't deal with anything else happening today. Be kind to others and yourself* Love you all. Kissing your faces 😘💜 *Obvious exceptions for swerfs, terfs, Nazis, Tories, bigots and other dumbasses apply.

When I'm flaring my little comes out in a big way. Like, I just wanna curl up on Daddy's lap and be cuddled and cared for. That's not too much to ask for, right? Just need a Daddy near me with a big enough lap 🥺

I love the idea of primal play, being hunted and chased down. Fucked in the dirt like we're wild animals. But also, fuck running and I don't wanna get muddy 🥺

Happy #HumpDay. A nice lil throwback from the vault #ssbbw #bbw #impact #spanking

The flare that I've felt building has finally hit. If anyone needs me I'll be on my sofa with a hot water bottle and a blanket, feeling crappy and sore. Send forehead kisses and gentle hugs? Please?

It's my birthday in two weeks so if anyone wanted to treat me, I'd massively appreciate it. throne.com/suzu1982 www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/... Also, I'd kinda like to break 1.3k followers too please? I'm 14 people away from that so if you like what I post then please share it?

I have a *lot* of crushes. And I know that 99% of the people I'm crushing on have no idea I even exist. Sometimes I want to change that but then that would mean that they'd see just how pitiful and stupid I really am and I go back to being grateful they don't know me.