Sports were a bad idea

Tigers have a Troy Melton AND a Tyler Holton?

Mariners beat Skubal but not Melton. Sure.

Not even going to read the article. Looks like it’s super awesome things!

Almost the best possible only no-no of 2025

KPop Demon Hunters

Did Doug Glanville just say that stealing bases is an intangible?

They should bring back that Panera death lemonade.

We’ve known for years

replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names

I think maybe we’re creating too much content

Extreme.

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I’m old enough to remember torpedo bats

May AJ Preller live forever

I miss having Dave Dombrowski as my team’s GM

What perfect album came out when you were 16?

I got into work today and the escape button was missing from my keyboard. Feels a little on the nose.

What are the odds on DraftKings that this is gambling related?

No Kings includes King Kong Bundy

what

How do I block “Portnoy” across every app on my phone?

Also holy shit the Mariners Pride Month video is SO good

remove a letter, ruin a movie All Rats

Noted.

My president

Love this headline / score combo

I’m 15 mins into the Netflix thing and they’re crediting a Ted Lasso quote to Lou Merloni

No.

Seattle! #handsoff

Jonny Gomes!

I am formally requesting a photo of Jerry Dipoto holding up today's newspaper

Please, President Biden, it’s time.

The guy from Cake having his appendix removed: He’s not going to miss this

The guy from Cake at Bojangles: He’s eating the biscuits

font choices matter

search "concert" and post the oldest pic in your camera roll Taco Bell Cantina Nashville, TN

This is Fernando Rodney slander and I won’t stand for it

Quote with the last baseball-related photo on your phone

Since I won't go back to the bad place, I ask for/appreciate any and all promotion of this account. I kinda sorta definitely rely on clicks for income right now, and my follower count here is dramatically different. Basically, any help is appreciated.

He’s the only reason I still have a Twitter account

Wait — the Orioles won 101 games last year?! How did we let this happen?

The Pirates are going to win more games than the Red Sox this year

Thank you, NYE coverage, for reminding me of all the awful things that happened this year that I forgot about

Burying 2023 with this barrel-aged Oud Bruin from Funkwerks. Now that bottle is 5 and that baby is 6. Both aged splendidly.

I will always remember Chris Sale as a guy that broke a lot of things