Pregaming Trump kicking the bucket? I love it. A+

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Donald Trump owes the families of Illinois $1,700 a piece because he overcharged them with his self-imposed tariffs.

Some of you weren’t raised by PBS, and it shows.

My mom used to make fried chicken in one of these. 🙂

Honestly, I've just started muting accounts that post gross memes of Trump naked or doing gross things. I'm barely able to stomach him fully dressed at a distance.

Any parent knows this is the face a toddler makes when they’re going number two.

Her shoes don’t go with that outfit. She really should be wearing a nice open toe sandal. And no accessories? Ugh. So gauche.

He never misses an opportunity to embarrass himself.

I love this content. More.

Last night I asked someone to grab a charging cord from the basket under my coffee table. Actual conversation: From the other room: “OMG WHY do you have a circumciser in here???” Me: … 🤨🤔🤔🤔 “Do you mean the candle wick trimmer?” “Ohhh!”

Do we trust Murkowski? No, no we do not. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

I’d also like to point out that reading a book has never caused explosive diarrhea.

Trump is responsible for this. He is a threat both home and abroad. wgntv.com/news/israel-...

Your vote, your voice, your power. Here in Illinois, our elections are safe and secure — we’re not scared of more of our people exercising their right to vote. That’s why we’ve expanded early voting and curbside voting while making the vote-by-mail registry permanent.

I swear if Argentina and Spanish fans do not crack the foundation booing Trump, I'm going to be sincerely disappointed. I want to hear it in Chicago.

I have no idea why this made me want to cry. 🥹🥰

I like bee butts and I cannot lie... . . I don't know who took this picture butt it rules.

My entire life I thought green Lifesavers were lime, so I just throw them away. Turns out they're not lime, they're watermelon.

Happy Friday! It was a smoky sun this morning on the way to work. I don’t think it’s as bad as yesterday, but my allergies do. 🤧 🫩😶‍🌫️

So, it was … blah blah blah … I won the election … blah blah blah … my own administration hid intelligence from me … blah blah blah … shit happened while I was president but it’s Obama’s fault. Also, no evidence. Just say you’re shitting your pants from more than bad plumbing, dude. We KNOW.

Is it in the same binder as the healthcare plan?

I have decided that when I'm asked at work if knew something was going sideways, I'm going to say, "This is the first time in my recollection that I have thought about it recently," just to see get this reaction

I just stepped outside for the first time to let the dog out. It stinks like fire and by the time we were done, my eyes were itchy. This sucks. Sorry, Canada. All jokes aside, hope you're ok.

Most people just drunk dial their exes, but clearly Dave has never met a bad decision he didn't love, so he called his ex that hated him and asked her to do him a solid? *cackles* www.pressherald.com/2026/07/16/i...

But did they find traces of the dihydrogen monoxide that MAGA said ANTIFA poured in sabotage the school? 🤭

"The network's controversial evening news host, Tony Dokoupil, would host a special report later in the 9 p.m. hour, fact-checking Trump's claims." 😂😂😂 Ok. www.yahoo.com/news/politic...

He'll be dead. What does he care if it is?

Hello Canada! Look, I get what you're trying to do, and if we thought burning sage would cleanse this country, we'd be on it. Appreciate the effort, but it's going to take more than that, so hold the smoke, k?

Can you imagine how many texts messages he's left on "read?"

I want those boots.

I hate when a new epic movie comes out based loosely on history or mythology and all the pedantics show up with their red pens. No one, literally no one, is watching to learn Homeric mythology from Matt Damon. Calm down.

I got an awesome raise today prorated back to 7/1. Will it push me into a new tax bracket? No, of course not. But considering what the economy is right now, it was pretty impressive. Go me!

I'm calling bullshit. There's no way they would opt out of a "national address."

Are they selling prints? Asking for a country.

You should see the smoke that has settled in our courtyard. Ugh. I'd take pics, but the landscapers are out there and I'm not putting them on anyone's radar.

Thank god he didn't resort to using banal hyperbole to make his point.

Oh, it's definitely a black and white issue, just not metaphorically.

I have seen this movie as many times as I have seen the original Star Wars. It made me love Greek Mythology and I checked out every book at the library when I was a kid. I hated the remake. Without Burgess Meredith, and Laurance Oliver as Zeus, it was garbage.

My mom did the most hilarious, most boomer thing this morning when she called me on her way to work. "Ugh have you seen outside? It's so smokey from the wildfires in Canada. It's just gray outside. Be careful if you go out with your allergies." Ok mom. The twist: She was smoking in her car.🤣

If Trump gets on tv tonight and whines about election interference and 2020 conspiracies, I may finally feel a seed of hope that we'll make it out of this quagmire. Because it will mean he is fucking scared shitless of midterms, and we're chipping away at his confidence in his own party.

No I actually find it deeply disturbing that you haven’t read a book in years. You need to be reading. You don’t have to read a book day but you need to be reading. Pick up a book.

The way Susan Collins excuses criminal behavior is alarming. I'm relived she has no progeny because they'd all be serial killers.

To this day, whenever I see a fish tank I say "Hello K-k-k-ken's p-p-p-pets! Wake up limey fish!"

Ya know they're going to confirm Blanche, right? I mean, I appreciate the theater that the Dems put on exposing the abject stupidity at these hearings but until things change, we need to get used to disappointment.

Whoopsie daisies?

Sure. And he will use Minnesota's funds to pay off his own debt.

This is what needs to be done. Expose them. If this administration won't hold him accountable, it's time to make his life unbearably uncomfortable.

Team Standard Time. I would rather it be darker sooner, rather than the kids standing in the dark waiting for the school bus. www.yahoo.com/news/politic...

Today I learned there is a thing called Dipsy Doodle and it was described as a Frito, but wavy. That sounds delicious.