Not only is this 100% me, I also walk slow, get distracted, and have zero sense of direction. I had us walking 5 blocks in the wrong direction in Boston with a GPS. I was banished to ambling behind with occasional “HURRY UP!” yelled back at me like an ADD puppy. 🫣🤭

A London Fog will always be the most comforting hot beverage. It needs to be appreciated more.

I don’t understand this trend of filming yourself crying. When did we stop crying in the shower with a bottle of booze like normal people?

Oh no! What happened?

It's like they don't know the GOP has the house and senate. Weird.

Translation: Canada hurt my feelings. Don't talk to me until you give me a plane and say sorry. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Hey, so let’s check in on those MAGA cattle farmers and see how they’re doing today.

A polka dot dress and blazer is the new uniform of the rebellion.

This weekend we're suppose to finally have cool enough weather to cook all the good fall things! I'm very excited making my grocery list. Until I see the bill for those groceries. JFC.

Me when I see Latinos working for ICE

Good Morning! I know - I'm in/out these days. Other than the destruction of our national house, and the utter decline of America, what else is new?

It's shameful. Everything about this administration is shameful.

If I were a GC, there is no way you could pay me enough to demolish the White House for something like this. I would be so ashamed.

There is NO WAY McDaniels should be fired before Tua. Tua should sit his ass down, and they should ride out McDaniels and see if he can pull something together for the back half with Wilson or Ewers. If you're already losing w/your starter, might as well test the pool.

Shit was hard today. Connections Puzzle #862 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 Skill 95/99 Uniqueness 1 in 807

I also just want to point out for anyone considering Tua when they ultimately cut him loose: He publicly questioned Brian Flores' leadership. Now he's doing the same with McDaniel. With Tua it's always "I have some things to work on, but it's not my fault." That is your future. Because he sucks.

I love how everyone TODAY is claming they've been saying all along that Tua wasn't franchise QB material and I want to say NO YOU DID NOT. I know you did not because when they announced his contract I was like WTFFFFF he is NOT THE ONE.

Man, I canceled them waaaay back when they insisted on carrying that COVID conspiracy promoter and Trump sucker Joe Rogan. Question is, what is taking ya’s to catch up?

Everyone who was outraged a few weeks ago when Drew Brees said that the Eagles offense is boring better match that energy because they just said the same thing on Fox, or give Brees an apology.

Why are we reposting Trump’s AI shit drop? For what? You all post it as if it’s the most outrageous thing he’s done. If that has you in your feelings then you must be fucking exhausted from living in a rage state. Take a bath. Have some ice cream. Jesus Christ.

This game is pitiful. This couple a good games really had some of you believing that Lawrence isn’t a bust and the Jags don’t suck.

Thankfully, a block list I subscribe to took care of this right away.

Taylor Swift wears an otter tshirt in a promo clip and because of it the Monterey Bay Aquarium has raised 1.5 million dollars from her fans buying the tshirt. She is her own economy at this point.

I mean this isn't hard. Stop being fascists, Nazis, and authoritarians, and we'll stop calling you that.

Dang. I've only used ChatGPT to split recipes and edit pictures. Had I known I could type in "how to achieve world domination" we might not be in the mess we're in.

I am going to be sad when we turn the clocks back. I love the way it is right now. I don't mind it dark when I leave for work. I also just hate the way it screws up my whole schedule. I'm like a cat. My routine is everything. 😆

You mean in the past three days, both Hamas and Israel have violated the treaty? I did not see this coming.

Has anyone had her checked for a stroke?

Like this?

I will say it every time. Bitches always be trippin.

The struggles of a carrot hater. Sigh.

There are two city workers in front of my house cleaning out the sewer grates and a goose just shit on him. Thank god the windows are open or I'd have missed the most colorful cursing out of geese I've ever heard while his partner howled with laughter. Today is going to be a good day.

I wish I had the confidence of anyone that thinks she is going to get an Oscar for Kiss of the Spiderwoman. "But she may have a chance to get some shine from the Academy next year..." Unless Ashanti is dubbing in. Then ... maybe? www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

Why do they all look like some version of Vance?

I know I'm partial to fall because I have an October birthday, but it really is the best time of year. I didn't want to get out bed this morning. I just wanted to lay there, listen to the crows, enjoy the sound of leaves tumbling down the sidewalk in the breeze. Ugh, working for a living sucks.

There are still people that go to Panera?

This makes me uncomfortable. It's why I won't eat at Red Robin. Square bowls.

Only a bitch would work for ICE.

Ok, the home stretch of the day. The company just came by and handed out free hoodies with the company logo on them, which is nice even if I won't wear them in public. 🙂 Almost over, and then home and pajamas. 🥱

"I'm not sure it would be appreciated on the beach..." Bruh. It's not appreciated for stealing oxygen, much less on the beach. people.com/donald-trump...

I'm ordering flowers for my friend's birthday because I know her shitty, neglectful, child of a husband will forget it's her birthday, and I am again reminded why I choose to be single. Having two besties stuck in shitty marriages has me like: NOTED.

I love how pressed they are about this. I mean they are FREAKING out. The more attention they give it, the bigger it gets.

I wouldn't fire him just yet anyway, but I REALLY wouldn't do it if Skip Bayless suggested it. www.yardbarker.com/nfl/articles...

A long time ago I had a Yorkie. I would really like one again, but it's hard to find rescue ones that aren't seniors. I admit I am not really knowledgeable about how much dogs cost because I always get a rescue, but when I saw the price I almost fainted. JFC. I want to cuddle it, not show it.

Ok, someone needs to tell me how I get one of those paid Antifa jobs because I've been out here doing it for free all my life.

Happy Wednesday! I'm not sure what fresh hell this admin is going to throw at us today, but traffic was light, my iced proffee is delicious, and it's raining - my favorite. It makes having to be in the office a little less sucky.

I'm going to say it: Read the "peace plan." It will make Trump the eventual de facto president of Gaza and pave the way for U.S. occupation, while also granting Netanyahu control over the region. It's a coup disguised as a peace treaty. Read it. Bullets 9 and 10. C'mon now.

Exactly. Peace is a state of harmony absent of violence, conflict, or hostility. Also, has anyone READ the plan? "...A Trump economic development plan to rebuild and energise Gaza will be created..." 😱 "..the "Board of Peace," which will be headed and chaired by President Donald J. Trump..." 😐🙄

Why does the Discovery tab show me more posts from people I follow than the Following tab? It's so weird.