ice has brought far more violence to chicago than was there prior

Oh, did the Cubs lose? What a shame

There are far bigger issues going on than who did and didn't decide to travel today

Migraine life

The New York Times doesn't tell you why the alleged murderer said he sent pizzas to the victim's house just before he ran down the girl and her best friend. He said on video that he was getting revenge for social media comments about death of Charlie Kirk.

I love soccer #coyrs

Did they check under his bed?

i have no idea how we get *out* of a shutdown, but i do not think that cocooning yourself in AI slop videos and refusing to leave your room is an effective way to win the politics of a shutdown

This isn't the first time authoritarians have plotted against America. The First Red Scare reminds us of the damage bigotry and xenophobia can do when unleashed by those with a thirst for power, and of the value of standing up for others in the face of such nihilsm, as I discuss here.

“First we break their legs, then we sell them the crutches.”

He really thinks his “subordinates” are his friends… Nobody fucking likes him. He has no friends. They’re all opportunists who want their turn to play at his “house” cuz he’s the “rich” kid with indoor basketball court at his house. He knows this. So he wants the US military to be his friends.

Please remember this in the days going forward: Everything going forward could have been avoided if Republican Congress members simply did their job and obeyed their oath to the Constitution. It’s that simple. They abandoned the country. They can say what they want, but that’s what happened.

40,000 is too many Warhammers I only need one

There's always money in the banana stand

You gotta tie 1 to finish 15-1-1...I guess...

I mean yes this is funny, but the fact that these unconstitutional stormtroopers are so directionless that they literally stand around waiting for random nonwhite delivery guys to bike past them is just pathetic. No mandate, no mission, no clue. Just racism.

If your defense gives up 40, you probably don't deserve to win anyway

You know last week? Yea, don't do that #GoPackGo

Point is point #coyrs

Oh, did Man U lose? What a shame

An annual reminder that your dumb, played out Green Day joke isn't funny, and it's even less funny after it happens to you

“CORRUPT AND TOTALLY DERANGED CAPTAIN AMERICA (a known PAWN of the DEEP STATE) WAS A SENIOR NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISOR UNDER “The Golden Age Of Comics Responding To Fascist Threats” AND (blah blah blah Multiverse blah blah retcons blah blah) THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER -THE RED SKULL

More people should be talking about this.

Not doing a very good job convincing everyone his brain hasn't turned into applesauce

Who wants to tell them?

"It's not a conflict of interest. It's just more fake news made up by the woke mob"

Every time I see the title "Dying Light: The Beast" my brain keeps reading it as "Dying Light: MrBeast"

Maybe the real rapture was the friends we made along the way. 🫶

An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs

If you're basing your lifestyle and your decision on TikTok, you've got bigger problems than the rapture

it would actually be discrimination for GWAR to avoid depicting the President getting disemboweled on stage.

Shaun King pivoting right because the left got tired of his grift is hilarious.

Like I'm going to take health advice from somebody who told me to inject myself with bleach

No, this wasn't the worst Packers loss ever. It's not even the worst loss this past decade

This Packers loss isn't the end of the world, or I just got t-boned last weekend and some things just feel minor after that

My wife objected to naming a beagle "Beagly"

So long, good night. Thank you, @brickyardbattalion.com

Lmao we have literally everything. This coming from the party who hates popular music, football, beer, sex, and fun. We're not the ones desperate to be liked or the ones trying to get on your shows and in your movies. We have created and built everything that matters.

This tracks

That was bad

I hate football

Hey guys, winning anything is really hard to do. It's like you're playing against 53 other people who are also paid to do the thing

Alright then #GoPackGo

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I love soccer #coyrs

Dutch late night TV has its take

ICE continues to assault us. We are peacefully protesting. They are kidnapping and hurting us.

Are we still trying to make that guy a hero? He was as much a hero as I am a brain surgeon

Mmmmmm I've settled eight wars, which is more than seven. I guess I'm just better at settling wars, soooooooo