The regime has NO idea what to do with this shit. It’s great.

I'm gonna miss my fridge's ghostly death rattle

I don't own anything nice because I'm like a small child that loses everything. And somehow I still managed to lose the tiny diamond stud necklace at the doctor's office. I am so mad at myself

Has the "6,7" trend reached the European youth yet?

In case you want to know what we are dealing with... evangelicals think Catholics aren't Christian. So do whatever you want with that information...

How do I watch the Scotland game in the US? I can't find it... only England vs Wales 🤨

Unless Amelia Earhart crashed on Epstein Island, we don't give a damn. RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!

If we are taking in “trillion” of dollars in tariffs: 1. Why haven’t we paid down a cent of the debt? 2. Why can’t we afford to not fuck millions of people over with expiring insurance subsidies? 3. Why is none of it being used to help the abysmal job market?

Gen Z doesn't know who Lauren Conrad is. Which isn't surprising, but soul crushing for girls my age bc she was such an icon for my hs group.

Few things make me happier than a phlebotomist that's good at their job

I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

Either you're against fascism, or you're foolish enough to believe it won't come for you.

There is no longer room in America to be "apolitical." We can no longer assume that the rest of the nation operates in its best interests and will carry American democracy across the finish line for us. Every person who cares about living in a free society must mobilize their passion and power.

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

Clearly the Confederates lost the Civil War because of an excess of woke.

Attn Black people, stop scrolling. This is not a drill: Chicago

I ❤️ Bud Clark #gofrogs

“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.” Diary of Anne Frank January 13, 1943

More than 5 days into this stomach bug, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. And perhaps even getting worse 😭

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In all the chaos, I would urge folks to remember that a lot of folks now don’t know when their next check will come. The vast majority are good people who love this nation deeply, and many of them are still working despite not knowing when they’ll be paid Have compassion.

Gutted for Odyssey #wnba

How do we get Veejay in the Big Brother house next year? She is pure shady chaos and I love her #projectrunway

As if I could love this team anymore than I already did

I knew Shane would have the best celebration 🥹 #Rydercup

For Europeans, it just means more. It is always for Seve #rydercup

Doing something new tonight, so naturally I'm freaking the eff out

Few things compare to the Ryder Cup. It makes me miss working in the golf universe so much

Fab tribute to @schmoofy.bsky.social , easily one of my favorite distwitter follows. I will never see a water park closure notice without thinking of his Typhoon Lagoon tweets and will forever remember the epic quest for Galaxy's Edge Cokes 🤣

That's my Tommy lad! 🇪🇺

Oh no. I love you bb27 peeps, but the Amazing Race spoilers before I get a chance to watch aren't it 😭

Do.NOT.get.distracted. It is so easy to get bogged down in the dumpster fire happening stateside, but I am equally scared for the rest of the world

Lot of provocation from Russia lately. There have been Russian airspace violations in Poland, Finland, Norway, Denmark, Lithuania, Latvia, and Romania - all in September.

Had to clean the fridge coils and compressor to get it to work again, and now I can barely move. Thanks autoimmune disease 😘

Kimmel: "This show is not important. What is important is that we get to live in a country that allows us to have a show like this."

🗣️SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK (& at newsrooms across the country...)

When are they going to take away aspirin from pregnant people, too? This shit is life and death, assholes.

I am so excited for the Ryder Cup 🇪🇺

I just can't bear another Vorgan HOH... #bb27

I enjoyed watching the new Downton Abbey film in a theater with fellow Downton nerds. Giggling at Julian Fellowes' one-liners was a lot of fun with others

Beyond cancelling Kimmel's show are about 200 writers and crew members in LA who just lost their full time gig.

I used to have nightmares when I worked in news that are not far from our future reality.

Man, a lot of crazy shit has happened since Epstein’s birthday letter was released a week ago Monday.

You’re about to see a push on the right to designate a bunch of nonviolent people on the left as ANTIFA because they don’t like their rhetoric. Dangerous times.

Excuse me while I cancel my upcoming cruise

Mccarthy hearings for the Hollywood left are just weeks away...

A free and democratic society cannot silence comedians because the President doesn’t like what they say. This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand. All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.

ABC was told to either pull Jimmy Kimmel or have its license pulled. This is how it's done - Orban style. REPUBLICANS. DID. THIS. #republicansdidthis THIS. IS. FASCISM. #FASCISM #republicanfascistparty #christiannationalism #unamerican #republicans #project2025 #republicanparty

Hello all the bots that have followed me this week 👋

He is going to come home and demand a crown. Just watch...