Godzilla movies I've seen so far ranked: (1954, duh) GMK vs. Biollante Mothra vs. (60s) vs. Destroyah Against Mechagodzilla King Kong vs. Return of Tokyo SOS vs. Mechagodzilla II vs. King Ghidorah Final Wars vs. Mothra (90s) vs. SpaceGodzilla 2000: Millennium (1998) vs. Megaguirus Raids Again

The current thing bothering me is how none of the children in A Charlie Brown Christmas have their ears covered out in the cold

I'm so sorry, I misheard. I brought you post-nut Claritin

"These straights are okay," I said about one of the most Sapphic-coded straight relationships ever committed to film

People of my generation and younger almost treat The Princess Bride as if it's a classic which is beyond time itself as if it doesn't predate me by a mere four years. That's not even half a decade

"There is no doubt that Marley was dead. This must be distinctly understood, or nothing wonderful can come of the story I am going to relate." I mean...... if a man appeared in my door knocker, dead or alive, that's pretty fantastical

me n who

I had to explain to my friends' teenager that my asking why he wasn't wearing socks in 20° weather wasn't me being his mom in a literal, specific sense but just the general image of A Teen's Mother

I'm back on my bullshit* *learning about the Late Bronze Age Collapse

On a whim, I looked up a queer Doctor Who podcast I used to listen to extremely regularly before they stopped uploading There's a new ep AND it's about one of their all-time fave ships: Two and Jamie LFGGGGGG

I’m a lesbian Tinkerbell, I need attention from cute girls to survive

Me: For w/e reason, [Season 13] of Classic Doctor Who is uniquely where I struggle remembering what order the stories go in Pause Me: I appreciate the lack of surprise that I've largely committed story order to memory @mr-mojo-2023.bsky.social Hmm? Oh- Oh! WOW.......

Softness

Regular: Who pissed in your Cheerios? Me: The Cheerio Pisser. But the unfortunate part was that he was tried by a jury of his peers Comrade: Nat. You are why Hell exists

The absolute cynicism of using the Grinch iconography in ads galls me. The entirely unsubtle message of that story was that Christmas doesn't come from a store, and these folks saw that and said, "But what if it did?"

Just in case ...

You being alive is the easiest way to fight back

I've noticed that, now that they're not the main tech, we've taken to largely calling them VHS players rather than VCRs like we called them in the 90s

"But for three years, I had roses and apologized to no one"-Valerie, V For Vendetta

I have now seen Osmosis Jones twice in my life

I have so many Christmas movies. I should prob actually start watching them Ehhhhh, but where do I start??? I'm thinking.......... The Life & Adventures of Santa Claus? (The Rankin-Bass one, not the later adaptation)

I still have to take about a second when I hear anyone mention evolution to internally go, "Yes. Yes, I'm allowed to believe in that now"

I tried on this denim jacket I got and just immediately went, "Holy fuck, I'm hot!"

I just realized, I don't think I've encountered that godforsaken "Christmas Shoes" song in, like, 5-6 years. Did we finally kill it? Is it gone?

My SIL was right; I am a sappy-ass Sapphic and quite happy about it

A film is not a dissertation, you absolutely do not have to defend a point, but also lol, that ending is not ambiguous, everyone dies for nothing and Tommy Lee Jones is sad! Nothing is left open-ended!

Apparently my fave color is purple? This is news to me, but I keep picking out outfits I like, and then people tell me they're purple

Gonna start hitting trans women with "Why are you apologizing for that? It's weird to apologize for that."

It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.

Enby teenager asked my pronouns and then went, "Huh. You look like a they/them" I'm not insulted, but I wouldn't exactly say I'm flattered either?

This time it happened while I was outside amid falling snow I certainly hope not; that'd be catastrophic levels of global warming

This wasn't something I did consciously, but the amount of attention I gave podcasts where it's just two or more men sitting around giving their opinions has PLUMMETED within the past year I'm not even canceling them. I just found that setup unbelievably boring

tech bros need to stop making shit that turns into cults, they just cant fathom why someone wouldn't love ai

hi pets, me and wife are scared but very close to living in a safe place, so we come here asking for mutual aid. any help is welcome. ko-fi.com/tabymeow my medical condition is a lot clearer since the schizophrenia diagnosis. i suffer from a pain disorder caused by trauma, and it's uncertain if +

Me, wearing a flannel: How dykey do I look? Colleague: (nods) Yes

Hey Ya wanna buy some deathsticks?

I just LOVE the way live-action movies of the 60s look The colors just POPPED in a way no other decade did

Make Lilith matter Make Lilith matter Make Lilith matter Make Lilith matter Make Lilith matter Make Lilith matter Make Lilith matter Make Lilith matter Make Lilith matter

Artist is TenderRebellions on IG

I have less than a month to work things out, find a place to live. I think I'm going to have to go home to my Dad, rent the house from him if possible. That's gonna take time and money that I don't have yet. It's rough but I should be able to make it. If anyone can help I'd really appreciate it!

Is is SO WINDY

Final Wars is basically the experience of a 15-yo boy who's had one too many energy drinks explaining 50 years worth of Godzilla movies to you and rapidly losing track of which movie he was talking about (complimentary, I think?)

AR-PHARAZÔN THE GOLDEN: What you have to remember also is he appeared in fair form. CHOTINER: The next time the invasion of Valinor and the destruction of Númenor come up, I'll keep in mind that Sauron was handsome when it happened. AR-PHARAZÔN: He was. Not that that excuses it. CHOTINER: Right.

Considering I'm on the top floor, hearing footfalls on the ceiling doesn't exactly put me at ease Ik it's just raccoons, but that doesn't mean I'm comforted at the noise

Hey yall not what I wanted to do on my birthday but let it be clear "Death of the artist" is all well & good but you cannot Seperate the art from the artist when the artist is still alive, a terf & every penny they recieve reinforces their beliefs & is used to actively harm Trans folks! Let it Go!

Ya ever just go into a room and can tell they never updated it past the 70s?