This weekend is the GMCLA “retreat”. We’ll be rehearsing, but there’s also fun stuff planned like dodgeball and a ”no talent talent show.” I would sooner do a striptease to Don’t Cry Out Loud than sing these lyrics one of the other newbies came up with for a spoof of the song This Is How We Do It.

Currently debating whether or not to spend 200,000 air miles and $3000 so the hubby and I can spend the week of my 50th birthday visiting CGN, VIE and/or BER AND finally hitch a ride on a BA A380 🤔

Christmas is truly my favorite time of year in Los Angeles: For one delicious week, all the dipshit boys who rent exotic cars and tear down Sunset without first learning how to drive stick are back home with their families and the world is at peace again… until January 3.

if you know this Debbie Gibson song, this is a reminder for us to take our fiber

Your friendly reminder thar 23 years ago, Futurama gave me the most heartbreaking birthday present ever: Jurassc Bark.

A very happy birthday to @socalgecko.bsky.social! He doesn’t look a day over 39. (I have to say this or else he’ll sue)

I can’t be the only one who looks at this packaging and thinks that it was meant for a sex toy instead of an actual toy… or is it just that dirty scorpio brain of mine?

Guess what time it is, kids? That’s right it’s time for your favorite afternoon show, #fundoshifriday with friends! #ふんどし　#褌

My husband gave me flowers for our wedding anniversary but the box they came in was the greatest gift of all… if you were to ask our cat. (He’s spent pretty much the entirety of the last four days innit)

It also me

Kind of excited that the #pedalpups tank top I ordered arrived today. They were always a fun sight on this year’s ride! *tosses treats to @pupchaosxl.bsky.social*

How the fuck can we call ourselves the 'greatest country on Earth' when God Damn ELMO IS PULLING UNEMPLOYMENT? ELMO!

Some great advice on protesting

👀 bsky.app/profile/did:...

‼️ The National Park Service has REMOVED mentions of transgender people being involved with Stonewall. Not only did the remove the world "Transgender" but changed "LGBTQ+" to "LGBQ+". The federal government is attempting to erase us and take away our history. This pride, we riot.

Please don’t send your clothes to LA, thanks. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

It only took 36 hours for the “I voted for him but I didn’t think he’d actually do those things” stories to begin surfacing.

The 405

If you see this…

Its been a hot minute since I’ve had the good sense to sort and order all the clothes I’m planning to take on a trip, two days before departure. Unfortunately, our pets clearly know what’s up because they’ve become excessively needy and also a bit despondent in the past twelve hours. 🫠

I finally got my ass in gear and put some hoodies on my Little Web Store of Random Shit at whitemeatstudios.com/shop

“Leave room for coffee…”

Tying one on to mark my 48th trip around the sun #fundoshi #ふんどし

Happy birthday to @socalgecko.bsky.social!

Hello, world! I'm a custom #couture #fashion designer on the cusp of my first trunk show. So there's going to be a lot of #sewing talk. Everything else we'll play by ear. Here are a few pix of my latest commission, a fabulous leather look for @motoridersd.bsky.social.

It’s been a long time since I was properly pleased with the design of an AIDS LifeCycle cycling jersey that I earned through fundraising efforts but this one for reaching $1000 is properly cute. Who wants to help me find out how the $5k one looks? giving.aidslifecycle.org/participant/...

Yesterday we got word that AIDS LifeCycle has to halt registrations for the final ride in June ‘25 because they’re concerned more than 2500 folks will hit the fundraising minimum. I’m only $1000 away. Any chance there’s 5 of you willing to donate $20 a month? giving.aidslifecycle.org/index.cfm?fu...

Who wants a postcard? #fundoshifriday

Tropical storm movie time

LOL this is a real story

Barbie attacked me https://thetab.com/uk/2023/07/25/which-greta-gerwig-movie-barbie-are-you-quiz-318774

I don’t know what to say, other than I’m really amused now by my choice of profile photo

OK, so do I have it right this place is just like mastodon, but with even more pole and hole?