*takes massive bong rip*

In the 2010s, this country's elites were thrown onto social platforms with everyone else and could finally read what we all think about them and it caused them so much psychic damage that they decided to destroy both the internet and democracy to make sure nothing like it ever happened again.

We also underestimate how modern much right wing culture evolved from resentment that they could not follow even moderate community standards. They found themselves into situations where they couldn't bully or shout down the people around them, and it radicalized them.

you're an honest man when you're drunk

🎵elevator eyes 🎶 sun-kissed in my dirty bed🎵

2/2 bars in Canada thus far have not had a single bourbon in house because of tariffs. nothing in this world is sacred

This is why everything sucks. It's not trans people. It's not immigrants. You are being robbed blind before your eyes and those same people also own all the tech and media networks to tell you that the cause is not them

we don't want ai we are begging for a thing that changes over the laundry

you will never stop me from being gay af

Leftists in 2025: We will not vote for Gavin Newsom Leftists in 2026: We will not vote for Gavin Newsom Leftists in 2027: I'm telling you if you put that Patrick Bateman mothefucker up we will not vote for him Centrtists in 2028: I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T SPEAK UP AND THEN JUST DIDN'T VOTE FOR HIM

NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital. CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one PELOSI: Take the shot

fuck 50501 so hard. libs need to stop lifting up these assholes

Night of the long knives but literally there’s no plan and everyone is just stabbing each other wildly and the stabbing is quote-poasting

mommy & daddy are fighting 😍😍

breakaway fest here we go

still the dream; i'm built for sex not for email

Hello, Meowlets! Early Voting for the 2025 Primary Election starts today. I'll be at 1700 Morse Rd to cast my Meowlot soon, and the BoE will be waiting for you 8am-5pm weekdays, with more details on their website. I'll detail more about these picks in the newsletter tomorrow. See you there!

i think a psychiatrist should just have to come watch a person try to do things in their own home & that would be the easiest way to diagnosis so many issues

why do i feel so weak & tired at the gym today i ask, forgetting that i got 5 vials of blood drawn at the drs mere hours ago

here's some pics, it's based on the phrase "see you later alligator, afterwhile crocodile"

sitting for a tattoo for 7 hours yesterday was probably Not The Best Idea. can hardly walk today lol

im glad i look good sweaty bc that's my normal state of being these days

the satisfaction of putting in a technical support ticket for a broken system that your company pays tens, if not thousands, of dollars a year for, telling them just how many dicks they suck and how they will now start sucking my dick to make up for it, really made my morning

i would like it to be known that it's 7 months later and i'm just now opening the 3rd one

me: why don't you take your pants off for me guys on an ask reddit thread about missed signals six years later: they were so subtle

no, not like that. like this ⏬

today is one of my partner's birthdays so this is what they get to enjoy looking at all day

the west side stay winning by never getting our streets plowed when it snows 🥰

i bring a real 'asking why the fuck are you doing things like this' to my corporate team that they are heavily lacking in answers to and increasingly do not want to be called out on

waking up early to read these bad takes bc someones gotta

stay trashy, 2025 😘😘🔫🔫

[exactly what you deserve] to [all class traitors]

never thought i'd be the partner that created a shared calendar but my god has it made my life easier already. i think this means i'm winning polyamory

watching the right infight is so much more entertaining bc these people have wealth and power and yet still scream at each other like children online

am i the only person who dries off their feet before stepping onto their bathmat or is everyone else just the most incorrect anyone has ever been? fuckin soggy ass rug and floor MFers

my ass been sleeping on the cans of southern style tomatoes, okra and corn. i've eaten an entire can in one sitting twice this week

oof i picked a bad day to open bluesky

checking the "who blocks you" site is incredible. blocked by a good friend on their alt and also blocked by an ex friend i haven't thought about in months. thank you for thinking of me 🤍

desperately trying to understand the "I'm following this big account and they're not following me back" discourse and consistently arriving at the fact that trying to follow ten thousand people would destroy me

sorry to all my new followers who thought they'd see me active on here. I've been fixing my mental health and avoiding the doom scrolls

having a good weekend, folks

there used to be way more lewds and nudes on my timeline. a real tragedy everyone went so corporate

not taking my adhd meds in the morning bc i forgot them at my house and realizing that no matter how hard i'm trying i am only catching every third word my partner is saying as well as falling asleep within an hour of waking up. jfc how did i live before this hint, very badly

the influx of new people to bluesky and how so many people are trying to gain as many followers as possible rn reminds me why i took such a lengthy break from this insanity

sincere apologies to my pocket commies i've been snubbing so i could touch grass

trying to explain to my coworkers why my self-acceptance on my harrison assessment is my highest rated trait & astronomically higher than theirs without saying "well i took mushrooms several times by myself & had long talks to inner me, often while staring at myself in the mirror"....mmm, therapy?

i like my feed being a bunch of reposts from months ago so that new people will see that you've Been Here and Have Bangers