Hey Yall Check This Out If You’re Free Friday And Like Kickball For My Bday!!!

Messy work days are more fun when you're not the main character

Ding dong the witch is dead www.ms.now/news/kristi-...

Back in Chicago for an hour and someone already walked up and smashed the window on our bus

Watch Starfleet Academy Y’all It’s Such Good, Fun,Trashy TV Mixed With The Hottest Men In The Galaxy 🌌🪐

When I Tell You Lindy Was The Ki Of The Trip Can’t Wait For Lindypalooza (AKA Lindy’s Chicago Trip)

When I tell you, the 14 hour ki we had... The best tour of Amsterdam money can't buy

✨ It’s a yes or no question ✨

Desperate times call for desperate measures

Abolishment/trials mean nothing with presidential pardons & biased SCOTUS. We need structural change to EVERYTHING. Pardoning insurrectionists & ignoring judicial orders is fascism. Normal is broken, it can't be saved. If we try, killers will go free & it will happen again next Republican president

My laptop overheating because Oslo wanted the heat from the fans 🙄🙄🙄

Big sniff

They got rid of the window into the fruit slices bag so now I can't pick the one with the most yellows and greens :(

This is the video.

Exposing the HOP YouTube page's watch history, who do we think it is???

A new video featuring @trishacan.bsky.social and @christidavinci.hausofprophets.art is out now on our YouTube channel!

Haus of Prophets presents: Viva Las Vegas 🎲🎰🃏

the establishment could never

Danika Strikes Again

The way he picks from his toy basket 😭

Chicken Spjork isn't real

So happy that the first holiday song I heard this year was Christmas Wrapping by The Waitresses, Mariah can suck it

Iconic Trisha calling all the monsters moments part 2

Alone at the #Gaggys

A man was just abducted by ICE on Clark and Lunt, feet away from our campaign office. Now our community is showing up and patrolling for ICE. Join us by getting involved in Protect RP: www.facebook.com/share/1DQqPQ...

Too many people are talking about rapture and not meaning Blondie's 4th #1 hit

Classing up the cliffscape

I Keep Going Through My Gallery And Keep Finding Gems I Really Enjoyed Bringing To Life

For Your Consideration: Best Designer🪡🧵📍

if that news is true, don't say anything you wouldn't want to see screenshotted and spread all over right wing media

To whom it may concern at @bsky.app @jessiegender has received more hatred and vitriol in her career simply for being a trans person daring to exist in a public space. People like J.K.Rowling and her cronies have organised dog piles to ruin her life - please dont be part of that Reinstate her.

@sheeha50.bsky.social and I absolutely devoured them⁉️

Boxamorphosis

So glad no one heard me involuntarily meow at work

Big day for my big man

Me getting a crown before @trishacan.bsky.social is evil work

See y’all Friday @ F15! This week the library is open 💚

Finally got the last of the beads from the BUMP friendship bracelets off my living room floor (shout out to Dan + Christi)

Never has someone been so happy to get a DUI as Karen Read is right now

Big ol thank you to Bambi and Helvitikah for having Haus of Prophets at Bump.! Had so much fun

Give me wipeout but with non-newtonian fluid pools

BUMP. has the hottest hosts!! Come party with us in this Pride with special guests Symone and Xunami Muse Get your tickets today, It’s just around the corner! link.dice.fm/LRhvmXo7YTb?...

Playing bird chirps on the TV to make him get off of me is a war crime

Love the effort that my colorblind, dyslexic partner tried to put into these BUMP. bracelets 📿❤️🌈 If you take one of the bracelets she made I'll let you hit my pen 🙏🙏🙏

What do you mean we can't get the body wash with the dinosaurs on it because it smells like berry?? 😭😭

Idk if it was the edible kicking in when the timer went off, but my new village discount sous vide machine just made the best steak of my life

Me: The inch worm in my serrano pepper:

Are you ready to party with the Prophets?!?! Join us June 14th at Never Have I Ever for BUMP. - PRIDE EDITION With special guest Symone and Xunami! Hosted by us, @bambibankscoulee.bsky.social, and @helvetikah.bsky.social! Category is: LISA FRANK🌈🐯🦄 SEE YOU THERE ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 link.dice.fm/L1bff262ad1a

Two tiers of tickets already sold out for pride BUMP.?? That's ok!! Buy a VIP ticket, and you get to find out which Prophet smells the worst!! 🎉🦄😷🤢🗑️🪰 🎟️: link.dice.fm/L1bff262ad1a