this is the exact gender identity of at least three of my friends

I love sharing this chart because many people realize they aren’t doing good as they think in being an “ally”.

100% this. That's the deal. "#Pride isn't about turning straight kids into queer kids. Pride is about not turning queer kids into dead kids."

I found my new fav piece of anti anarchist propaganda.

Wouldn’t it be crazy if potatoes had a pit like an avocado? Or seeds like a strawberry? Imagine what texture mashed potatoes would have with strawberry seeds Or seeds you spit out like a watermelon. Can you imagine the hassle to get those fuckers out for mashed potatoes? Glad they're seedless.

picking up a pinecone and biting into it like a delicious apple, buying myself a stunned silence in the courtroom during which i draw my wizard wand before i am immediately shot by the bailiff

Words I like part 2: 1. Extinguish (sounds fancier than its definition, like oooh it sounds distinguished, what does it mean? oooh) 2. Consequential (rolls off the tongue, sounds like a military rank) 3. Nam (idk if it's a real word I like saying it real fast *namnamnamnamnam*)

Words I like in no particular order: 1. Discombobulated (it's fun to say and has the name "bob" in it for seemingly no reason) 2. Exclamation (kinda sounds like the nation of Exclaim, populated with the Exclan people) 3. Disgruntled (the new and more popular version of her brother: Gruntled)

Ayo no one asked but Imma post my fave tofu recipe that I wrote for a friend when I was wasted at 1:00 am watching Avatar the Last Airbender. Enjoy :)