currently trying to convince my handyman to buy the unit next door to me. think of the possibilities and conveniences

cancel all men that manspread on public transit

why is nobody talking about the houdini-ass severance intro

my new theory is that once you have a certain amount of money and wealth you start to go crazy and detach from reality. that number is different for everyone. for me it's $20

someone stole our dog poop trashcan and all I gotta say is enjoy the literal bucket of shit my guy

posting this pic of me DJing at the Oshi-Gokko launch because between my clothes, my laptop, and the projection it captures so many things involved in the event and then some @arcadecommons.org @wonderville.nyc @runningjump.games @yasiman.bsky.social @b0tster.yeag.gay 📸 by @joshjoshjosh.net

And here’s guest #3: we’ll be featuring a minigame from Punk Juice, which you should wishlist on Steam RIGHT NOW! It was so cool meeting @yasiman.bsky.social and Nic of Lemon Boy a couple months ago and I’m personally VERY glad we’re able to showcase a game from my (approximate 🙃) hometown, Seattle!

At Sunday's Oshi-Gokko launch party we're throwing with @arcadecommons.org and @wonderville.nyc, we'll also have some in-development guest games available to play! First up: Ziggurat of the Titan Beetle by Andy Wallace! It's a 4-player co-op rougelike. Grab a few friends and clear the dungeons!

I’m flanked on all sides and now they’re all talking at once help 😫😫😫😫

every morning I live the nightmare of getting on the bus and hearing a thousand tech bros in meetings with their $300 BT headphones

bus driver wearing a tiny green hat today I love my bus drivers

The devil couldn't get to me so he sent me to Trader Joe's on a Sunday evening to get eggs

just watched a crow bury a PEANUT

I am screaming in this show come thru

it’ll be so funny seeing what everyone’s first post on bsky was in like ten years

I will not apologize for liking jazz fusion.

Nausicaa for Gallery Ergo’s Black and White themed group show! @galleryergo.bsky.social #art #drawing #portrait #graphite #artwork #jewelry

two ppl I will ALWAYS respect are my USPS MAILMAN and METRO BUS DRIVER