Wondering if this is an A/B tested email subject

Why they have to do my boy Rutger like this? #filmsky

Most people marry partners that are not already married, party of family values my ass, smdh

If only they had some way of knowing this before they recklessly started World War 3

Maybe he should be listed as Val Ressurectmer instead

I don’t know how many people still look at Australian Facebook, but it’s insane how many people voice support for Trumps war on Iran, but also blame Albo for high petrol prices

Ow ow ow my bone spurs

Ubrarellla…. Eh eh eh eh eh under my umbrella eh eh eh eh eh

Your porno name is the place you lost your virginity and the last sweet thing you ate. So like Paris Cookie, or Cheyenne Cherries. Or like mine. Toilet Toilet Toblerone.

More Trump Administration officials should move into legitimate military targets

one potential use of ai is to generate an image of trump shaking hands with the mothman and ask him to explain it on camera

Creating a sequel to Brewsters Millions

He is so fucking stupid

This is what happens when the “leader of the free world” is the dumbest cunt alive

Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid.

Tunnels and Trolls was the first RPG I ever played, going to be very hard to stop myself from backing this www.kickstarter.com/projects/reb...

Reporter: “If you could say something to Trump, what would it be?” PA voter: “You're a worthless pile of shit.” Reporter: “How many times did you vote for him?” PA voter: “Three times. That was my bad. Apparently I'm an idiot.”

Okay this Kagi Translate thing is pretty fun

They all look AI generated

nothing summarises disability support discourse more than someone online making up a figure for how much people use for haircuts and within 10 minutes using a made up figure thats 9x bigger

THEY FINALLY DID IT! Coopers Dark Ale in cans

Lmao Obama was president 47 years ago I guess

It really is a government full of 12 year olds

Literally every Western country after Trump begs them for help opening the Strait of Hormuz :

wonderful news everyone i have enabled dlss 5 on 'shower with your dad simulator 2015'

Trump is a reminder that there is a significant portion of the public that don’t know how to update the firmware on their bullshit detectors

It was the ghost of Abraham Lincoln in the sky next to the ghosts of Yoda and Annakin Skywalker

“The court knew how badly I wanted this” is insane

You could also make the case that he’s a stupid psychopathic sundowning cunt

Or maybe he didn’t lose it? He just didn’t win it.

I will never understand why there is luggage stores at the airport. Do people bring all their shit loose and pack it at the airport?

Wow, this is amazing. It's worth it for the TweetDeck type interface alone!

"Where's Wallace, B?!?" So excited for MBJ.

The Trump administration and GOP are the ultimate crybullies. They attack Iran TWICE under the pretext of fake diplomacy and then whine like babies when Iran retaliates.

Search your camera roll for hell

Montana is my favourite state named after a Frank Zappa song

This weedy little cunt needs to be put on trial and then thrown into a very deep hole

I’ve now realised who this guy reminds me of.

Every now and then when I am hyperfixating on the new music that is blowing my mind it's worth me looking back at the last music that was youtu.be/Hud5qwuwDAs?...

It appears that Angine de Poitrine has completely overwritten my brainworm memory blocks. I am not opposed to this.

Where are they going to deport them to, Transylvania?

THIS is what they should be putting on a banknote in the UK

Say the line, Don

At least all the key players will be nice and accessible when the inevitable military coup happens

Every time Trump says “Russia Russia Russia” Putin appears in Trumps mirror to give him his orders

Pit stains on a shirt, fine, but pit stains on a suit jacket??? Dude would smell like Balfours meat pies

Killing is my Business... and Business is Fun

I had to try this (flashing lights warning)

This is hilarious. Also, completely enraging.