Nothing more transparent than Frydenberg using this tragedy to force his way back into politics

Aussie Joe! What a win!

Darts as an Olympic sport please

Father & son. Cannot get my head around that

Just awful 💔

Magic Dirt on stage tonight at 8.30pm. Done & dusted by 9.45pm. Everyone leaves happy.

You will be visited by three spirits

Check the record Check the guy's peace record Check the record Check the guy's peace record He is not appreciated

10am at the barber. Would you like a beer while you're waiting? Well since you asked so nicely

Woke up and it's not raining. What the fuck?

KB stepping down as captain of the Tiges W team. The right call at the right time. Also, a pox on Richmond FC for not having an account on here

North should start taking their mens program seriously

The game swung after Dakota Davidson couldn't slot one from 125 metres out at half time

Eilish Sheerin is an incredible power athlete.

Shorts: OSFA

That's me in the corner, that's me in the spotlight

For my sins, I'm in Essendon

Brad Battin was also preferred Premier and had the Libs leading in the polls. Yes, we should all take these polls very very seriously indeed.

The return of Tongue Dissolver ping @fmi.bsky.social

Dirty dishes at DEFCON 5

This is incredible. John Cale is 83. EIGHTY THREE.

Campbellfield???

Amyl & the Sniffers Fed Square gig cancelled due to security concerns. I thought they were too big for a free gig

I rang a mobile dog wash that is based in the next suburb to me & they told me they can't travel to my suburb. I tried to point out to them what mobile means but they weren't having it.

A radio programme like the Shipping Forecast but it’s called Bin Day and it just reads out every single council in the country’s bin schedule

I fucking love this... this is what the internet was meant for neal.fun/space-elevat...

50 years ago today “The Sex Pistols made their live debut at St Martin’s School Of Art in central London on November 6, 1975, supporting a band called Bazooka Joe, which included Stuart Goddard / Adam Ant, John Ellis of The Vibrators, Danny Kleinman. #punklegends #sexpistols #punkrockhistory 1/2

there's an official graph now

Nice little hint of Summer just round the corner with the BO levels on this train

Calamity Jane

Wise move to choose a joint in Richmond. The city is "dead and dangerous" according to the Night Lord Mayor

There's a brief G&T window in Melbourne today and I'm taking full advantage

The end our season deserved. Bring on the review

Shelby! That's a great kick from there

Sorry The Damned, The Fall got here first youtu.be/D0bZofM6EOU?...

🎵 She's lost control again, She's lost control 🎵

All hail The New Christs

🎵 Here are the (not so) young men, the weight on their shoulders 🎵

I presume these are some sort of communication device with their home planet

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Bands that should have been huge

Am reminded of the woman who wouldn’t buy her sobbing 5yo a Meg+Mog book because it “normalises witchcraft”. Good luck with that, bet she’s a Goth now

Mowed this late Sunday afternoon. This was taken Tuesday lunchtime. Sigh.

Fuck! The Upwey Hellmouth has reopened!

Joined one of those whiskey clubs just to score a bottle of 15yo Redbreast single pot still whiskey. My only regret is not buying two bottles

Try to avoid all things Trump on here but why are we in such a rush to meet with a guy who posts videos of himself shitting from a great height on his fellow citizens. Not too late to cancel, Albo. Tell him you have to wash your hair that day

Stuffed my tips but who cares!? Up the Tiges!

That's as good a mark as you'll see from Hosking.

Ange at Forest

9 minutes to go in the 2nd qtr and Carlton have opened up a 41 point gap on the hapless Tigers. This has got all the makings of a Round 1 blowout for the Blues #footyreplay