life hack: if one of your friends likes bunnies you can send them pictures of bunnies and they'll appreciate it

squashed

angsty BL call that yeowi

met up with my friend again today, ate nothing all day, asked to grab a picked plum onigiri at 7pm, went bowling, had the best game of my life (5 strikes when i usually score ~60, i think japanese lanes are shorter), then won 4 plushies at claw machines in like 6 goes overall

followed the QR code to the English version, it's 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 a relationship chart zoom in this is absolute GOLD

Madoka magica shirt that says “be kind, rewind” on it

mpreg enjoyer spotted

If that wasn't a reference to this post I'm sorry 😭

girls will tell you their polycule isnt that complicated then send you a graph like this

episode was much better in a language i spoke

i watched the first like 2 minutes of the new smiling friends episode dubbed in portuguese thinking it was a joke until i asked my friend and he was like “what”. im sleep deprived and slightly drunk and now can’t stop laughing at this as he tries to fall asleep

when i die my body will be donated to science but only if they give it to a freaky scientist to do freaky shit with

yuritober day 12 but she's really bad with needles

need this

Me: so I got beaten and robbed the other day Irish-American leftist: I know exactly what you mean, the British have been beating and robbing my people for the last 700 years

this is from a chat with a shopkeeper in a cool clothes shop where he only spoke japanese. he also asked me something and idk why but i went off on a tangent about languages

im realising that when people ask me where im from and i say ireland, they think of iceland -_-

ive literally only ever seen femtanyl’s pfp as the dude from little big planet doing the nirvana baby pose, only now noticed it’s just an eye -_-

2am, just me and these 2 unmelted ice cubes in the elevator

Bodied by my eldest , frankly

needle in hand for an hour and a half and i couldnt do it… i need to either get an autoinjector or get pills

i genuinely hate how bad my injection phobia has gotten i literally cant take my hrt sometimes (and becoming more often) because i just cant mentally do it fuck me fml

i have BAD news

im pretty sure this is the game that oomf(s) goons to (based)

i havent seen the first zootopia and forgot theyre making a second one, so i kinda just assumed this arcade was wildin

accidentally checked into a smoking room at this hotel this is not what i meant by “fag room”

hell yeah

C++ is for little worms

the sleep was not sufficient (im on about 5 hours total in 48 hours, pulled an all nighter before leaving) and almost just fell asleep in the bath at the hotel

got tricked into spending 4 hours designing MERCH for a programming language that doesn't even exist. if people want this, i will sell it.

what i planned to do on my ~20 hours of flying: - learn sdl - work on some music what i did: - befriend an old french couple - get body pains - sleep for 30 mins at a time before being awoken again and again - watch 2 hours of lord of the rings then get a headache - did NOT learn sdl but tried

In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.

how i look at the people on the tarmac when my plane has the little tunnel thing

jane remover went fucking HARD

emo boy yaoi to goth girl yuri transition pipeline

obamna i think… i think im gay

get me two canoes and we’ll see what im really capable of

seeing schoko bons in the local supermarket, this has serious implications for the “sweets to bring back for friends from my trip to mainland europe” ecosystem

i put balatro on my oscilloscope

The Mr. Beast theme park in Saudi Arabia, you say. *Sound of me starting the clock*

wut

I need to delete Twitter 'cause it gives me fucking mental illness ... Get your ass off Twitter 'cause it gives you fucking mental illness! music.youtube.com/watch?v=nCIt...

Mom trying to get her baby to eat on sep. 12 2001: oh come on dude

real recognises real

need the surgery that turns me into cinnamoroll