Biggest party the world will ever see! Recall when he lost to Biden? Lmao NY & many places ran out of champagne 🍾 No normalizing #Pedofuhrer

Christian Nationalism is a Cult of Convenience

Every single day, Trump does something that would have ended any other presidency. Every. Single. Fucking. Day.

How about some fucking accountability instead you kiddy-fiddling dirtbags? Let's get us some of that. epsteincoverup.us/report/banks...

"You're spending taxpayer dollars to drink milk shirtless in a hot tub with Kid Rock. Somehow you think that's a better public health message than informing the public about the benefits of vaccines. Really? -- Rep. Linda Sanchez to RFK Jr

TAKANO: Should Trump fail a mental fitness test, would you vote to invoke the 25th amendment? RFK Jr: There hasn't been a president who is more sane-- TAKANO: Reclaiming my time. Would you invoke the 25th amendment? RFK Jr: President Trump is the most stable-- TAKANO: Apparently not

😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹 Good luck selling that one, Yam Tits. Your Reality Distortion Field is fading fast. www.cnbc.com/2026/04/16/t...

Trump loses every war he starts. Because he’s a fucking loser. The Emperor’s lack of clothes is really starting to show, now, and his horridness is being laid bare to sickened and aghast eyes anew. www.pennlive.com/news/2026/04...

Exactly one year ago today:

While death and destruction rained down on Iran during the war’s first month, the world’s 100 biggest oil and gas companies brought in an extra $30 million per HOUR in windfall profits. Yes, $30 million per HOUR. All because of the deadly and reckless decision making of one man.

Say what, meow? abcnews.com/US/meow-meow...

Lock him up! www.startribune.com/ice-agent-ch...

Thomas is a soulless ghoul.

Owned, right out of the gate. This delusional lunatic has no business being in any position of power whatsoever.

Why do we have lawmakers in Congress who are willing to hold fellow members of Congress accountable for sexual assault but not a President?

Y'all got conned and felt all sexy and horny about it. Now you get to do the walk of shame. The morning after's a bitch, ain't it?

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Trump and his merry band of fascist dipshits will undoubtedly chime in unprompted about this and diss the Pope for it. Because it's most certainly about them, among others, and they know it. Pope Leo doesn't even have to call them out directly and they'll still take offense. Bet.

Bluesky being wonky for anyone else this morning? Lots of weird little errors popping up. I can't log in through the app, only a web browser, either.

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What a dipshit. 😹

Prosecutors are not investigators. They’re not supposed to be witnesses. Any time prosecutors show up at a “crime scene” it’s a stunt, not an investigation. www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...

BERNIE: “The time is long overdue for members of Congress to listen to the American people and end US military aid to the extremist Netanyahu government.” www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Siri, show me a functional alcoholic trying to answer questions.

Sassy senior citizens with nasal spray bottles. Everywhere. Get ready. stories.tamu.edu/news/2026/04...

This entire “government” is more invasive than a nest of ticks. www.cnbc.com/2026/04/15/b...

White Supremacy in action. newrepublic.com/post/209131/...

They’re trying to set a very dangerous precedent, here. reason.com/2026/04/15/i...

Shut up and fuck, Katie!

It's a start.

Melania's got a graveyard in her closet.

Who had Hamhocks turning whistleblower on their Bingo card?

Trump says "The Pope is weak on crime" I say "it’s not the Pope’s fault you’re not in prison Donald"

I have to hand it to Pope Leo. He has Trump and his entire administration dancing like brain-damaged monkeys simply by speaking out against their corruption and warmongering and advocating for peace. Without even trying, he's winning a very public PR battle that is damaging those monkeys badly.

Release the #epsteinfiles

Yeah, Mackenzie Scott is a fascinating case. She is literally ignoring the SOPs of philanthropy in order to give away wealth as quickly and efficiently as possible and she’s still getting richer. At her level it is impossible not to make money. Tax billionaires, A LOT.

So scummy.

Breaking news: New York jury finds Ticketmaster/Live Nation to be an anticompetitive monopoly. FINALLY. A jury says the truth about what nearly everyone in Washington keeps denying. Now we need remedies that help fans & lower prices, unlike DOJ meaningless “settlement.”

It’s not about what this country can or can’t afford. It’s about priorities.

Vought needs to go. He's straight-up cartoon evil.

🎧LEVER TIME: The secret 40-year plot to bury you in tax paperwork & force you to pay accountants - rather than letting the IRS send you your completed tax returns like other countries do. This story is enraging - it's a GOP plot to enrich tax prep companies & make you hate taxes.

I hope dem presidential candidates are paying attention. 👀

Give me a motherfucking break you pedo-protecting, pious hypocrite.

“Look what you made me do!” Trump is forever the Abuser. www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

The Supreme Court has already pretty much said you can't just fire Powell, Yam Tits. Otherwise you would have already done it. Powell knows this too and he really doesn't give a shit if you're unhappy because he won't game the system even more for you. realnarrativenews.com/read/trump-s...

Hey Johnson, you're deliberately misquoting the Pope to manipulate the masses, Mikey. Pope Leo said, "He [Jesus] does not listen to the prayers of those who *wage* war, but rejects them." The US waged war. The US started it – not Iran.

Dear god. Very, very serious allegations of mass civil rights violations at the State of Florida's Everglades immigration detention center (officially known as "Alligator Alcatraz").