No, I did not mean "Bryant Gumbel," Google. Now show me what I want!

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Please enjoy these frogs

Please enjoy this frog.

Good morning

Estonia, Netherlands, Poland and Switzerland Germany, Australia, Japan...

I wonder if John Amos and John Stamos ever got each other's mail.

Leopard frog and bull frog at Great Pond. Leopard frogs are supposed to be good bioindicators due to their sensitivity to environmental changes. So seeing them is a good sign, since this is our drinking water.

Must be hiding from Doc Hopper.

A bee loading up their little pool floaties.

A juvenile American toad and a juvenile wood frog. Both about the size of a fingernail. I'm not sure if they are friends.

I know this is low on the list of things to be irritated about, but windmills and wind turbines are two different things.

This tiny toad was hiding in a hollowed out tree. I gave him some water and he came back out.

Someone check in on Benny Johnson.

Butterfly bush living up to its name.

One thing I never show you in these pictures is there's always underwear out here. And not like "Oh, there's that underwear again." No man, it's always different underwear.

Bull thistle, before and after blooming. Taken two days apart.

Remember this Batman villain?

My mom showed me her phone. It updated, and for some reason, now the letters v, x, and y don't show up, and w changed to capital O.

Behind a random park in Plymouth, MA

NOID. DO NOT DROP THAT PIZZA CRUSHER. IF YOU DO IT IS A MAJOR VIOLATION. DELIVER THE PIZZA, NOW! DONALD J. TRUMP, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

Can't believe he dropped F bombs during a ceasefire.

Everybody! Everybody!

I fixed it

Just the guys

TSLA down 15% in one day.

When you have four bunnies, you get used to hearing things running around the house. But when you check and they're all still locked up, then you have to go find out what's making all that noise.

Me every 10 minutes

The reason I tell people why I'm glad Sam Wilson is Captain America: I'm not a racist. The actual, dumb reason: I never liked Falcon's costume.

Guy across the street is practicing the drums in his garage. He just ended with "Shave and a haircut"

I hate this.

Trump suggests 'dwarves, amputees and epileptics' are 'DEI hires' and not qualified for Air Traffic Control positions - Irish Star search.app/2f678UsbhD7X...

We now go live to Pete Hegseth's press conference.

only appropriate political response here is to demand the white house explain how its actions aren’t responsible www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...

Ever wonder what snow in the swamp would look like? This is 5 miles into the Louisiana swamps in the Atchafalaya basin... it's unreal... having lived down there for the first 28 years of my life, we never saw anything like this. Smashed records. Curtesy of Garrett Roberts.

Michael McDonald voice: I keep forgetting that I made myself tea, I keep forgetting, now I have to heat it up again...

No foreign power has ever posed as massive and immediate a threat to the United States as the current administration.

Goddamit, Target

conservatism in 2025

Danish lawmaker: “Greenland has been part of the Danish kingdom for 800 years. It is an integrated part of our country. It is not for sale. Let me put it in words you might understand. Mr. Trump, fuck off.

It feels like we never escaped 2020. This isn't 2025, it's 2020: Part V.

I misread this as Jedi Power Ballads and I've never been more disappointed.

I'm watching the It miniseries from 1990. I don't know Richard Thomas, the actor who played adult Bill, so I checked IMDb and saw he was in a movie called "Big and Hairy." I had to find out more. This is the synopsis.

Here are some nice mushrooms

I found this, and I relate to it

ai was homeschooled by Ned Flanders.

Yeah, I get the irony of posting this on a Meta app. But at the moment, posting on Bluesky feels like yelling into an empty sack. Give me some of that sweet, sweet dopamine here, people.

Mike Luckovich gets it right as he always does

Whenever I see "that wasn't on my Bingo card," all I can think is "That's not how you play Bingo." You're thinking of "Go Fish." Can you imagine the host saying "B-7" and a church basement full of old ladies all shout "Nope! I don't have that one."