Only a fraction of what was in the shower drain in my apartment.

This 👇👇

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

You can buy all this at MAGA Lobby.

My atomic clocks have already sprung forward. Now I have to set them back an hour only to get up and set them ahead tomorrow morning!

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@pete-1972.bsky.social
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Good job, Walmart. Keep those $7.00 watches in the locked case.

If the LGBTQ were truly accepted and integrated, why are so many still closeted or in traditional marriages and looking to get some same-sex action? We have miles to go. Miles. To. Go.

“I’m not here to talk about my feelings” is the most Hillary Clinton statement of all time. 😂 Who the fuck did they think they were talking to?

The regime thinks it’s done with the Epstein scandal. They better think again, because we are NOT backing down. Remind your representatives that we will not stop until they release ALL of the files

I made a couple of donations to democratic causes, and I can't get the texts for donations to stop. Really disappointed in how poorly number was protected.

Maybe even chik fil a?

What if he brought in Wendy's, Burger King, KFC, and McDonald's? You know, something real classy.

You’re welcome Chaser and TY @chaserbaybe.bsky.social 💛🌸💛 @iggydefuestes.bsky.social @mrsdeborahlynn.bsky.social @milamjeff.bsky.social @cathyhadenough.bsky.social @donnie111.bsky.social @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social @psych6.bsky.social @jennybean416.bsky.social @rowicz.bsky.social

Servings question: how much memory should I have on an iPhone these days? My current one is 128.

I just want to live in a country where the leader can’t enrich themselves with our tax dollars, the government does what the people want, and the wealthy have to follow the laws. You know, like a democracy.

Kristi Noem needs to lose her job. If you agree, click below and demand your representatives support the effort to impeach this utter disgrace of a DHS Secretary.

Lots of folks asking me who I’d like to vote for in 2028 and my answer reminds the same: it’s AOC. But I’ll vote for whichever Dem the primary voters choose as their candidate.

Miller High Life, the champagne of beers. Best of both worlds.

Champipple, the delightful combination of Champagne and Ripple.

They will face accountability one day.👇

Make America Safe Again.

On this one I am totally with Kristi. The agents need to go to the Zegna boutique in Rapid City. Perhaps she and Corey can fly them there for a shopping spree in their luxuriously-appointed, DHS-rented Boeing 737 MAX 8

WATCH: “This administration can’t be trusted… ‘the work’ is not killing 🇺🇸 citizens… The Democratic position in 2026 is we don’t terrorize 🇺🇸 citizens & undocumented people.” Rep. @justinjpearson.bsky.social doesn’t let Smug Scott Jennings rattle him— as he calls for ICE to be abolished

Servings question: which box wine pairs best with meatloaf?

LOCK THEM ALL UP!!!!!👀👀 #Resist #Epstein #EpsteinFiles #TrumpEpsteinFiles Prince Andrew👀👀👀

If celebs need Go Fund Me drives to help their family after suffering catastrophic health crises, imagine what the average American must endure? We don't need to live like this... people.com/eric-dane-go...

Why isn’t the right excited about technology?

"Ice-T ignited widespread online discussion after posting a strongly worded political remark that quickly gained traction across social media" But it's okay to call Trump a messiah and compare him to Jesus? I'm amazed Christians aren't kicking MAGA/Christian Nationalist butts.

The cover-up just never ends. Rest in peace, Ruben Ray Martinez.

He did say he wants to give away his billions when he dies so maybe you just won the secret hottie lottery 🤷‍♂️ 🤣

So Warren Buffet contacted me on Adam 4 Adam. He's a queer?

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Note to self: don't drive anywhere today. At all.

The open racism you guys have emboldened, megyn

Touché, Grindr Scammer. Touché.

Make schools, churches, and hospitals protected spaces from ICE www.nea.org/advocating-f...

Donald Trump is a rapist, insurrectionist, and convicted felon. In Trump's words, "Thank you for your attention to this matter!"

😂 it's a setup!

I honestly don’t think I have ever had only 3😳😳

Serving size is vibes

Another serving size question. If a serving of Oreo cookies is three cookies, why does package come with 50-60 cookies? You're setting me up for failure and disappointment, Oreo.

Oh, poor Duo trying to shame me because I only do one lesson a day.

Happy taco Tuesday & TY Liz @beansbeth.bsky.social 🩷🌮🩷🌮 @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social @deeddra.bsky.social @madmanx187.bsky.social @bab102.bsky.social @peadawg.bsky.social @marcfg27.bsky.social @countdemontecristo.bsky.social @corpsepilot.bsky.social @markrf400.bsky.social @rebelb1ue.bsky.social

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Ty🐅Maricella @jim-c.bsky.social @moberzan.bsky.social @krassenstein.bsky.social @donnie111.bsky.social @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social @psych6.bsky.social @kayaeger.bsky.social @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social @realchattycat.bsky.social **Trump wants to have his head added**

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