things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes

ai is for fucking losers

I love when boomers say things like “we didn’t have autism or ADHD back in my day.” Anyway, here’s my dad and his old cigar box filled with random pens he’s collected over the years. Some are as old as I am.

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today is a day of tragedy because i am out of liquid eyeliner and i went to order more only to find out IT WAS DISCONTINUED

“I didn’t expect to face the same risks in Atlanta as in South Sudan.” *We repeat: Friday’s CDC shooting wasn’t random. It’s the product of years of attacks on public health by Trump and our own boss, RFK Jr.* Thanks to @landmanspeaking.bsky.social for outstanding reporting Gift link:

the posts about tariffs are like beating a dead horse at this point

they have already served their time. they have served 4 times longer than required by contract. IDGAF what’s in their pants or what’s on their documents or who they used to be. They have EARNED retirement benefits.

grief and sadness and loss have a funny way of showing you who your friends are (and aren’t)

Bronson Reed out here stealing shoes like a Hocus Pocus bully

i’m leading a girl scouts troop this season. lordt help their parents 😂

hear me out: what if instead of expensive national marketing campaigns featuring dying children begging for donations to cancer research, we just have ✨universal healthcare✨

i closed all of my browser tabs. i don’t even know who i am anymore

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producing burlesque shows is a lot like herding cats. except i am also a cat. and all the cats have other jobs.

I worked in digital advertising for years. They don’t care about your texts. They want to identify you, your location, and your habits, so they can sell your data to advertisers. Don’t even need your name. Everyone is a number in a system. Even your grocery rewards card is tied to data tracking 🤷‍♀️

This new WhatsApp marketing campaign is hilarious. It doesn’t matter if they can’t see your messages. They’re still part of Meta and are absolutely collecting and profiting off your data.

hear me out: what if instead of expensive national marketing campaigns featuring dying children begging for donations to cancer research, we just have ✨universal healthcare✨

Salt Lake City, Utah, and Boise, Idaho, adopted official Pride flags on Tuesday in response to state laws barring the display of any nonofficial flags at schools and government buildings.

on Wednesdays we wear pink 💖✨ #Burlesque #VintageVibes #NCBurlesque #PinkPanther #ThinkPink #FlamingoRevue #CharlotteEvents #NC #UptownCharlotte #CharlotteNightlife

I’m going to need Bianca Belair’s fancy rose robe ASAP 🌹 #wrestlemania

happy bunny day 🐰

I need to know what kind of wig glue Jade Cargill is using #WWE

my hip pain finally let up and I went to the gym for the first time in a long time! today was a good friday indeed

for all my haters 💁🏼‍♀️

my kids (6 & 8) watch a short-ish video every evening before bed. it’s usually something like Danny Go or funny cat videos. tonight they requested Tool’s “Schism” 😂

More pics! My drag bro @liamlaughin.bsky.social, @izzyfullerdance.bsky.social, & @shirleysweet.bsky.social!

y’all don’t have to flash your lights at me because my headlight is out. like, it’s in front of me. i can see it

you need a loan to buy a dozen regular eggs, and now the weirdo cartons of liquid eggs are contaminated with bleach 🙃

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hey look, that’s me!

and today was a great day to receive this message, considering i’m currently at home looking like a gross goblin crouched over a costume i’m rhinestoning

people think i might be AI 😂

stop getting in your own way, boo. it’s me. i’m boo

Need to print this out and frame it near my desk

back on stage this week! i’ll be your feature #burlesque performer at amateur night in Charlotte, and then hopping over to Lexington to perform at a Bridgerton/Regency Spring Ball 🌸

Thinking about making choices… 🙄💯🙋🏻

leave it up to the NC Department of Revenue to send me very important business tax info, with a QR code that doesn’t work lol

this is like show and tell for old people

i bought a tomato that looks like a heart.

nothing like your star wars audiobook automatically playing when you get in the car to make your kids think you’re *really cool*

i don’t like to put dye in my beer and i don’t eat corned beef, or really do any of the other American St. Paddy’s celebrations. but i did make shepherds pie like my mom used to always make for me, and i bet my Grandma Giles rolled over in her grave at my frozen veggies. sláinte!

my mind goes from petting a cat to googling “are humans the only animals that go bald” in about 15 seconds

Fun fact: There are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky.