lol, Joonie saying that her favorite hobby is sleeping. That's my girl!🥹

Do Not Disturb

I must've seen them somewhere in the late 90s or early 00s, because when I was 11, I used to imitate them under the blanket while watching TV with the family. Only a year later was I old enough to realise that it looked like I was sitting there masturbating.

Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”

This Is Christmas

Well, it's February, so I think it's time to watch a christmas film

George & Tammy: 1x01 - The Race Is On

Watching a biopic of famous people I have no prior relationship to whatsoever always brings a feeling of "Ugh, do I have to?", but I guess it can still be interesting... I hope it's not just made for the fans, lol

Latecomers: 1x05 - Unfuckable

Seemingly interesting Iraqi film less than a week after I watched "Hanging Gardens"

SPY×FAMILY: 3x05 - ママ友作戦 [Spy x Family: 3x05 - The Mommy-Friends Scheme]

Fire Country: 3x16 - Dirty Money

PETE SANDOVAL (I AM MORBID, Ex-MORBID ANGEL) Opens Up About Autism Diagnosis At 61 metalinjection.net/news/pete-sa...

名探偵コナン: 1x359 - 本庁の刑事恋物語5（後編） [Detective Conan: 1x359 - Metropolitan Police Detective Love Story 5 (Part 2)]

Misread "intellectual circles" as "intellectual crisis", which, yeah

Greed

@milanobs.bsky.social We have 20 cm snow, which is unusually much. How about you?

Today, I'm finally watching Erich von Stroheim's "Greed" The original cut that von Stroheim wanted to release was between 8 and 9 hours long That version was only screened once in private before producers seized the film and had it cut down to a more commercially friendly 2 hours 10 minutes

When I was 11 or 12, I wrote a story in school that was just me plagiarising Don Rosa's "Son of the Sun" (pictured) My teacher was impressed If she knew I plagiarised it, she'd probably be a whole lot less so

Answer: Extremely cute

See, told you the lyrics don't work in English

Behind tall walls in our fortress of snow On the first day of the winter break Determined hands squeeze snow into ice Deadly balls fly through the air Cyclists lie fallen to the ground In the silence our laughter echoes The street light is out We smash windows and strike every hat

Speaking of black metal bands being silly, I kinda wish the lyrics of parody band Sportlov worked in English, but even translated, they just don't hit the same way as in Swedish. I think certain words and phrases just sound funnier in Swedish + there are Swedish cultural references

Immortal mentioned. Please enjoy the crab walk.

Not to sound like I'm hopelessly in love, but how cute are her teeth in the second photo I was gonna make a joke about how the shirt would be better if it was for the black metal band Immortal, but how could I possibly imply that Joonie could improve. She's perfect! Band shirt would be a downgrade!

Slant

ф 1.618 [Phi 1.618]

Latecomers: 1x04 - Wet

SPY×FAMILY: 3x04 – スキャンダルの裏側 / インペリアル・スカラーへの道 [Spy x Family: 3x04 - Behind the Scandal / The Path to an Imperial Scholar]

Fire Country: 3x15 - One Last Time

Real journalism that meets the moment

名探偵コナン: 1x358 - 本庁の刑事恋物語5（前編） [Detective Conan: 1x358 - Metropolitan Police Detective Love Story 5 (Part 1)]

"added fiber", lol. I'm having pea soup with pork for dinner and I'm expecting some very healthy bowels soon

Der letzte Mann [The Last Laugh]

The Storm

The Pied Piper

Not that it justifies it, but at least this was some small publisher no one's heard of I'm still vomiting every time I think about Kodansha publishing an AI-generated comic in Tezuka Osamu's name in one of their magazines some 30 years after he died. Grave robbery!

Also goes for amateur film reviews People have no idea how fiction works

Big Comic #175 Contents: - Golgo 13, ch 102 "Song of the Dead" - Straw Lid, ch 24 "Fun" - Shumari, ch 39 "Skunk Cabbage" - Record of the Konjac Samurai Riot - Carefree Matsutaro, ch 54 "Dreaming in the Closet" - Myths and Legends, ch 4 "Pentheus, Part 1: The Abduction of Europa"

I feel sorry for Isayama. Being a fascist who made such a fundamentally anti-fascist work of art can't be easy! Whichever fuckhead made "Goblin Slayer" was more successful in promoting what they believe, but that story is also incredibly boring, so...

Perfection

Доктор [Doctor]

"I see it as an antidote to all the corporate bullshit, a place that takes movie culture away from just buying and selling."

This seems fun (there's a whole thread)

Latecomers: 1x03 - Great Boobs

SPY×FAMILY: 3x03 - ■■■■の記憶II [Spy x Family: 3x03 - ■■■■'s Memories II]

Fire Country: 3x14 - Death Trap

So when I was treating problem gambling, I had a statement given to me by a client to inspect, with transfers labelled, "no protection", "slap, tickle and wash" and "full service with extra smile". "Ignore that," my client said, "my housemate thinks it's funny to transfer the rent to me like that."

After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all

名探偵コナン: 1x357 - 恋人は春のまぼろし [Detective Conan: 1x357 - Sweetheart Is an Illusion of Spring]