Year 1 of the current Nathan MacKinnon contract (2023-24): 15.089% of the salary cap ceiling Year 2 of the current Kirill Kaprizov contract (2027-28): 14.977% of the salary cap ceiling The economic landscape of the NHL is about to change, by ... potentially not a little.

Was Eddington a documentary?

This is outstanding from David Cross about the comedy festival that's going on right now in Saudi Arabia. I'm beyond disappointed to see comics I love like Jessica Kirson, Sam Morril, Bill Burr and Tom Segura on this bill. And Russell Peters? Come on. And is that Dave Attell on the top row?

There's now a clear 1A and 1B in terms of all-time Blue Jays clinching interview quotes

me, looking down, so that I can see every other team in the American League

love to use cutting-edge AI technology to picture "what would it look like if Alejandro Kirk hit a home run - an event we just saw, 10 minutes ago, live in HD - but it happened in Ken Griffey Jr Baseball for the Nintendo 64"

Alejandro Kirk with a division title on the line. My goodness.

With the MAF PTO as the blueprint, the Penguins should do the same with Jaromir Jagr, no?

All due respect to Noah Dobson, Lane Hutson should be running #Habs PP1 this season.

Gotta include the Maron reply

George Springer rules #bluejays

This isn’t just any team. This is the 2025 Toronto Blue Jays. One of the most entertaining teams in franchise history. With a roster filled with righteous dudes. YOU👏GOT👏TO👏BE👏LIEVE.👏

It'd be cool if Gimenez could kinda sorta hit once in a while sometimes #bluejays

It would be really funny if Kimmel just goes back to doing his show and doesn’t mention anything about being taken off the air in the whole episode, that would freak so many conservatives out

This is exactly what a baby trying to convince his doctor not to give him a shot would say.

#BlueJays made it interesting tonight but need to get the bats going soon.

For my mental health, I need the Blue Jays to hit the ball tonight. #BlueJays

Blue Jays: less fun tonight

Grim

The amount of shit I got for this segment at the time was astronomical, and it was all from people who now stalk CVS employees to get them fired for insufficient online sadness. Cheering on political violence is both evil and not new, an outgrowth of an internet intentionally dismantled years ago.

The #BlueJays are fun!

Bluesky may be the one place on the internet where you can be like “my hobbies are politics and mental illness and cool bugs” and everyone is like omg follow

This one?

The average save percentage in the NHL during Dryden’s career was only .892 Dryden’s save percentage? .922 (tied with Hasek for the highest in NHL history)

I was never a big hockey fan, but I had Ken Dryden as a professor at McGill in Canadian Studies. We talked about citizenship and patriotism, and what all of that means. One day, I put up my hand in class. I told him I was Canadian, voted in every election, and considered myself civically engaged. 1/

The Blue Jays are fun.

🚨 NEW #SDP! 🚨 Mitch Marner's camp speaks... and we have opinions. PLUS: Hildeby re-signs, McDavid hasn't re-signed, Kadri's non-invite, a live show announcement + more! Watch here ➡️ https://bit.ly/46k0d9u

not gonna spoil it. just go look lol

The Carolina Hurricanes pulled their funniest stunt four years ago today: #RaiseUp

Who is the greatest pick at every slot in NHL Draft history? Glad you asked. Here they are, from No. 1 to No. 224. Debate and enjoy! www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/...

Great clip of @marcmaron.bsky.social

obsessed with this vague notice from the government of Nova Scotia. Like it’s definitely about the new fire restrictions, but it also looks like a poster you’d find yellowed and curled on the bulletin board of a diner in a town where locals won’t talk about their missing kids

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lmfao

it's remarkably bleak that Trump has been accused of sexual misconduct by dozens of women, including an allegation that was adjudicated and in which he was found liable for sexual assault, and yet the American public needs still MORE evidence of his depraved character and unfitness.

We’re releasing the Epstein Files day one. There are no Epstein Files. Here’s video proof nothing happened. Ok we had to edit it. There are no Epstein Files. There are Epstein Files, but the Democrats made them. Why do you care so much about this Epstein guy? What are “Files”?

This is Macy. She is auditioning for the role of Water Bud, which is the sequel to Air Bud but they master a new element. 14/10 (TT: macyalbright & tylerstryit)

Just to accurately lay out the course of events, people were yelling at him because his auto-responding robot that was trained on Twitter’s userbase still displayed — against all odds — a modicum of empathy. He then made the robot speak like him and within hours it was calling itself Mechahitler.

American History X The Everything App

Even more crucially, "Cindy Steinberg", the woman that Grok spent the morning committing hate crimes against, *doesn't exist*. It was a sock puppet account used for right-wing bait. The profile photo is ripped off from an Onlyfans model. All it took was a troll post for Grok to go Full Hitler.

Reminder that Elon is still suing Media Matters in like 15 different venues for reporting that Nazi content even appears on Twitter. Now the bot that’s trained on the site’s tweets sounds like Rappin’ Goebbels.

Again, remains noteworthy that the City of Vancouver, TransLink, BC Ferries, and many more government agencies and politicians continue to use a certain website as one of their main modes of providing basic information to citizens on social media

Also talked about The Onion being inefficient on purpose. www.status.news/p/the-onion-...

We worked together for 35 years, and traveled countless miles, but it’s the friendship that made it special. Happy retirement Bob.

Brock Boeser trending gives me hope for this app in the sports and hockey space

The Habs trade Logan Mailloux to the Blues for Zack Bolduc

Draft Winners: only Montreal Canadiens @canadiens.com because they are already home in bed with no selection in the first round. This is a process! #VivaLasVegas