i've written 16 cover letters in the last month and i'll be honest the siren song of using chatgpt is calling to me more strongly every day. every day i stopper my ears with wax but idk how many more "i would be an asset to your team"s i have left in me

i have had 3 hours of sleep in the last 48 hours and im starting to feel, as the mighty prophet gwaen stefani once quoth, bananas

i've been training on a literacy software for kids for a potential job, which means basically pretending to be a kid playing the learning games. anyway. i just got two out of three stars for matching phonics??????? i dont mean to be rude but i can fucking read, pal

no looking back, orpheus. you promised ▋ #jayvik

it's gelphie time

it took me almost 2 years to update after a cliffhanger for which i apologise BUT here is the next chapter of my ridiculous blades of glory red dwarf AU ft. yearning! yearning! yearning! archiveofourown.org/works/362928...

AARRGHHH im going bananas!!!! i have been constantly checking for details of hayley williams presale tickets and somehow i still fucking missed it im going to chew the walls

greetings pals! the charity fund for palestine has nearly reached a whopping $17,000!! once again my general despair abt the world leads me to exploit my fandom clout. i am issuing a challenge: if we can reach $20k for the PCRF, and/or $5k for aid in Sudan, commissions await!!!

#dailyart 60, study I joined in over at r/birds with their protest, as the subreddit allows AI generated birds. Original photo by u/finchplease1

iiiiii have been rejected from sooooooooo many jobs. take me out back and shoot me, please

really really sad and upset bc i accidentally killed my beloved friendly bathroom spider

hey does anyone want to hear about me quitting my dream job open.substack.com/pub/kthomasi...

im throwing a party (incredibly informal) for the first time since i was like 12 years old and im very very nervous please send me your best and least autistic vibes

“This two-handed soldier’s sword was huge and aberrant and frankly malicious, and utterly your responsibility.”

the sound of plane engines low overhead is one of very few sensory things that send me into instant and uncontrollable overstimulated rage. anyway, my mother has just moved house directly under the local RAF base's flight path

im gonna be a dick for a second. i'm throwing a leaving do before we move and 100% of my colleagues from FOUR YEARS AGO, many of whom i have barely spoken to since then, are coming to it. and of my work pals from THIS YEAR??? literally nobody. feels Big Disappointing

every single part of my life right now makes me feel like i am being hunted for sport. and all i am able to do about it is wait for it to be over. feels bad bro

at the moment i am fresh out of writing juice. it will come back!!!! but for now. she is empty

they should invent a type of moving house that doesnt shrivel your soul and destroy your mind

happy pride month!

wife & i were discussing what female literary figures we think taylor swift should wildly misunderstand and misrepresent in song next. we have decided the funniest option would be mrs dalloway

it was recently the anniversary of saying goodbye to my best friend so i compiled some snippets i wrote about him. wellington was a good boy. open.substack.com/pub/kthomasi...

things are not feeling very cash money of late

happy fat bear week #pixelart #ドット絵

im teaching my mother to play candy crush. this feels like a butterfly effect turning point that i will live to regret

ohhhh my god this is BEAUTIFUL their pose and expressions are soooo tender 💕🥺

WAHEEYYYY my local neonazi has been arrested

i'm doing line edits and im sad to say that i finally understand why my wife is endlessly beating me with hammers about overusing semi-colons

i am painfully aware that i haven't read a single book since july. but i think there should be an option on goodreads to say that it's because you've been proofreading your own stupid book 16 times

getting careers advice from pokemon concierge the way the lord intended

my mother, frustrated, trying not to swear: oh sodding baloney!

Beautifully Welsh response to the English roundabout/flyover flag-shagging nonsense. "FLAGS, IS IT?' Spotted in Pontllanfraith.

im making homemade apple granola to ward off the tide of sadness slowly chasing me

anyway promoting myself feels, as usual, absolutely unbearable

look ma i'm a professional writer doing professional writer things (if anyone missed it i have a funky substack now) open.substack.com/pub/kthomasi...

living on a main road in the city is wild. im watching three dudes scrapping outside my house. one of them is wielding a drawer like a weapon. what a time to be alive

daily affirmations: it is amazing that i have written 175,000 words of a book no-one asked for. it seems like a lot of effort to finish it!! but look at how much effort i have already put in!!!

summer isn't over yet! there's still time to make this one memorable <33

ughhhhhHhhhghghgh LET ME BE FREEEEEEEE

deeply embarrassing to me but hello i am starting a substack for my Real Grown Up Novel Writing person and if anyone wants to subscribe over there that would mean a lot 💕🕺 kthomasin.substack.com?r=1ec9aj&utm...

forcing myself to make a grown-up substack for grown-up writing is its own kind of saw trap

tell the soft animal of your body to stop that. stop that! drop it... Drop That Cheese

im going to a proper grown up professional Writers Room today and im gently bricking it. imposter syndrome telling me i will be shot on sight

accidentally made a cup of tea with 4 sugars in it so i think im going to complete my novel today as well as every chore i've ever had

Rivendell - watercolour and acryla gouache on paper My vision of the city of Rivendell, complete with a tiny fellowship crossing the bridge as they embark upon their journey. ✨ Prints avaiIable ✨

Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet

my mother listening to an anecdote without fixating on an irrelevant detail for 20 minutes challenge: Failed.

iloveyou.txt.vbs / MR. ROBOT // mr. robot/tyrell wellick /// archiveofourown.org/works/69559386

😳💞💖💞💕💖💕❗️ #wangxian