Lol RIP Bozo

I dressed up as the Manson Family and no one gets my prop

The only horror movie I've watched this Halloween season starred a dog (a very good dog, mind you). Might need a Saw marathon or Osgood Perkins binge before the month ends

Say hooty hoo if you watch Mystery Wrestling

What is the point of streaming algorithms if I had to hear about a show starring a bunch of Doctor Who people, including my favorite Doctor, and produced by Doctor Who people with a timely wimey premise from TikTok of all places. Prime really failed me. The Devils Hour. Great show btw

Look, do I wish I was as prolific of a writer as some of my friends? Of course. But I got to admit, I'm usually VERY proud when I do finally sit down and write a song.

Looking back on the Stadium Stampede, we don't give @sammystyleguevara.bsky.social enough credit for outrunning a fucking horse @aewontv.bsky.social

fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know: help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/ tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...

Back in my day, you could go to the store and play games on the Nintendo 64 display. Now, all you get is the trailer. We used to be a country!

Want to know how much Dems have dropped the ball? Gavin fucking Newsom is the top guy now. He SUCKS, but he's out here saying something and playing Trump's game.

If anyone should be upset about a retroactive genre name it's not Yacht Rock but Emo.

I remember seeing Bob every weekend while playing with my band in Deep Ellum. I was 19 years old and playing to a room of 10 people. And sometimes, if I was very lucky, he would be one of them. His love of music was so pure and I wish I had a fraction of his passion. Rest In Peace, Bob.

I remember seeing Bob every weekend while playing with my band in Deep Ellum. I was 19 years old and playing to a room of 10 people. And sometimes, if I was very lucky, he would be one of them. His love of music was so pure and I wish I had a fraction of his passion. Rest In Peace, Bob.

I'm probably in the minority of Leftists who actually liked Kamala Harris. Do I wish her politics were further left? Obviously. But as a person I found her charming. I don't give a shit about her book. We needed her to keep fighting, not go off to write a book. So this PR tour isn't for me.

Every time some BS comes out about WWE or HHH at the White House, I thank the wrestling gods that I'm an AEW fan. I stopped being a WWE fan for moral reasons and regret nothing

Hi. Donald Trump sure is acting weird about his old friend Jeffrey Epstein, isn't he? Why would he be acting this way? Let's look into that. youtu.be/3huTBKq-rng

NEW EPISODE: People say “the government should run more like a business” all the time, but when you think about it, that’s a pretty bad idea precisely because of how businesses work. youtu.be/-ewIf4Ca6IA

Just thinking about what an absolutely insane run Elton John had from 1970-1974. Self Titled, Tumbleweed Connection, Madman Across the Water, Honky Chateau, Don't Shoot Me..., Goodbye Yellow Brick Road. Most artists would kill for a CAREER like that. Let alone your first 4 years. The 🐐

Obligatory Fuck Ted Cruz for using his fake ass tears. Go back to Greece, let someone who's decisions didn't cause this take it from here. I'm tired of these people killing people and then saying nobody could have seen this coming

When practice is cancelled, I know I SHOULD take that time and work on other things but it's so hard when doing nothing is also an option. This is why I don't have a Grammy

This is a pretty important point!

Peaceful protest is valid. Peaceful protests turning into un-peaceful protest is also valid. When no one is listening, break shit to get their attention. Proud of the citizens of LA

I don't get to wake up to new Doctor Who..so sad!!!

Just so we're incredibly clear: fuck Elon Musk. Still. Just because he's turned on dear leader does not make him part of the resistance. He's always sucked and always will.

I formally apologize to @councilofgeeks.bsky.social regarding this season. She was right and I was wrong and I shant never question her again

I don't know if this crowd was ready for Rebecca Black but I sure as shit was! She's fantastic

I've been in the wrong seats this whole time. How embarrassing for me. They can't make me move. I've made friends!

If Katy Perry needs someone to do the Kanye part in ET, I'm available

I didn't realize I'd be live Blueing the Katy Perry concert but my fiance is still at work so here we are

These kids behind me are trying to start a Katy Perry chant and to be quite honest they're just not very good at it.

For anyone doubting the Katy Kats are real. I'm at the Katy Perry concert. Trust me. They are very real. And they take it VERY seriously. @shadowtodd.bsky.social

Every time someone glazes Trump in a press conference, I take a shot *dies*

The worst part about finishing a show 20 years after it ended (Ugly Betty) is having nobody to complain about the ending to

Upgrading your PA gets real expensive real quick and I don't know how I got here

I'm tired. I'm tired of every hobby being something you have to camp out for in order to enjoy. I don't want to fight people at Costco for Pokemon. I don't want to camp out for Record Store Day. I don't want to struggle with a website crashing to get a Switch 2. Why is everything like this now?

Now that TikTok has discovered @samseder.bsky.social thanks to Jubilee, I look forward to all the thirst trap edits @emmavigeland.bsky.social @majorityreport.bsky.social

How am I expected to work under these conditions?

@councilofgeeks.bsky.social obviously making memes in her spare time

We are very excited to finally reveal our very special secret surprise guest for our last swing across the South… Fred Armisen! NOLA, Houston, Dallas, Phoenix you are in for a treat. Get your tix now at timheidecker.com/live

It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too. EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them. Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)

Oh good! I was wondering if We were getting nuclear holocaust by Christmas

Ben Folds has always been a class act

I don't mind OutKast being in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Rock has stolen so much from hip hop and hip hop has taken from Rock. What I can't defend is Warren Zevon being snubbed once again. I know he doesn't care, he's dead. But I still do

*Billie Joe Armstrong voice* “not gonna call it the Gulf of America” [power chords]

Imagine I spent all my money on Beanie Babies. I decided it's time to make a change because I can't pay my bills. But instead of not buying beanie babies, I cancel my Netflix subscription. That's pretty much what DOGE is doing. They've cancelled America's Netflix spending but are keeping the tanks

Every right wing account right now

plants are just like animals, except in the ways in which they are not.

ICE reportedly detains a middle school teacher in Florida. He's a DACA recipient. These are the "criminals" Trump is targeting.