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the biggest problem here is that caveat is not a big word, its 6 letters

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its crazy how obama's jizya generates so much revenue that trump cannot touch it.

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You hate the Gulf state monarchies because they violate human rights. I hate them because they caused climate change. We are not the same

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“can 100 humans kill a gorilla?” can 1 white boy with a heart of gold teach him to love?

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To 76% of Gen Z women: you are always safe with me

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Don't care, I'll still send him my slutty underwear

me when the nukes go off

If the nuke fly I will post hog

“is my calculator horny?“ our tech columnist asks. “i entered 5318008 into it and turned it upside down. what i saw surprised me”

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I didn't consent to the weather service posting this picture of me

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