I don't wanna work today. I want to go home and write about Supercorp.

A Luthor and A Super 🌚🌞 ~Zephyr #Supercorp #animation #supergirl #lenaluthor

Kara and Lena break the internet on multiple occasions by Bixxy_Mancini archiveofourown.org/works/72512966

The sweetest, kindest, most polite doctor at work accidentally bought Christmas innuendo biscuits as a gift for the lab staff. Everyone else got normal iced Christmas biscuits but the lab opened their box to see things like "jingle my bells" and "I've been naughty"

My beloved hasn't seen the Mummy. I'm fixing this right now because I can't allow this to continue.

In today's edition of some distraction from stress, I present:

Coworker used two negatives in a sentence and I gave up, put my head on the table and said "I'm not a person I'm just a potato" I think I'm sleep deprived.

NEW REVIEW Breaking from Frame by Jazz Forrester is a slow-burning, vintage lesbian romance about desire, freedom, and daring to embrace your truth. @ylva-publishing.bsky.social @jennabeebs79.bsky.social buff.ly/aNKuQt5

Me *starts mowing the lawn* My dog *baking angrily*: hey fuck you! Imma fuck you up you piece of shit! You cross this fence you're dead ya hear me! Me *yelling above the mower*: dumbass it's me! Dog *wagging her tail and doing her best smile*: oh... hi Dad! Me: you watched me bring the mower out!

Fiancee just cried actual tears because the dog "dream barked" and it was "too cute"

Figured out a new (wholesome) evil scheme. Gonna get some photo albums and gather photos of my sibling and me slowly over the next ten years. When I add each photo to the album I'm gonna make sure I put in the names, date, location, and something that happened when each photo was taken.

My boss has given me a half day off tomorrow and I'm so suspicious. I do not trust this at all.

Final chapter is up, many months late but it's here at last, and hopefully worth the wait. archiveofourown.org/works/588197...

Gave myself a deadline for this weekend. Told my beloved to hold me to it. Hopefully there will finally be an ending to a certain story soon.

In today's edition of some distraction from stress, I present:

A legal loophole by MyCatIsMyEditor archiveofourown.org/works/27603616 I can’t even make this up. I literally woke up today trying to remember the fic with the Kryptonian lullaby scene, and then found out it was the anniversary. My brain is weird and I’m not sorry. Happy anniversary 💜

Fashion Week by MyCatIsMyEditor archiveofourown.org/works/28890366

In today's edition of some distraction from stress, I present:

My beloved and I just sat down in the cinema to see Frankenstein and she looked at me and asked "what are we seeing again?" I didn't know how else to answer except "Frankenstein?"

In today's edition of some distraction from stress, I present:

My fiancee told me she's not getting me a plant for Christmas, but every hint or clue she gives just makes it sound more like a plant for some reason. But I have no idea what else it could be.

Sometimes I think about Supercorp for a little too long, and then I just feel this mix of agony for what could have been, and joy at what we did get.

Coworker and I are both sad we no longer have our performance reviews today. We prepared damnit and we had things we wanted to say.

It's 2:30 am and the dog has woken me up to enable her to aggressively sniff everything in the room.

In today's edition of some distraction from stress, I present:

I checked my AO3 inbox and apparently it's been 129 days since I answered my comments. I'm sorry y'all, I forgot that was a thing I should check.

Johnny Storm's A Brewing Via TextsFromSuperheroes.com

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Someone remind me to use this setup for something. So much potential here.

Explained what AO3 was to my coworker today. They had only heard of it from tiktok.

if you must be online may i point out that project gutenberg is still around and still has basically every book written before 1910 for free

Coworker and I practically ran out of a meeting the moment we heard we weren't required to be there any longer saying "Yes we have a lot of work to do, very busy" Can you tell we both hate meetings?

In today's edition of some distraction from stress, I present:

In today's edition of some distraction from stress, I present:

This is Seth Abramson levels of "your honor, every word that guy just said was wrong", lol

Discovered that if we take the puppy for a two hour walk somewhere new she's super chill all the next day. This information shall be used to get back Sundays.

This entire thread is an excellent set of safety practices

ATTN FELLOW CANADIANS: An actual MP has created a petition to stop financial discrimination against adult creators by payment processors. You have to confirm your email but thats because its something that can actually be shown to parliament.

Whoops forgot to post this one from tank top Tuesday ;) #caitvi

I can't figure out how to finish a logic puzzle so I'm just going to hand it to my fiance because she's smarter than me.

I often think I'm lazy at work, then I'll get an email from a colleague and I realise that I'm the most professional of professionals.

Accidentally sent the link to my AO3 to my future mother in law instead of my housemate... Whoops.

The final chapter of "A club called kryptonite" is almost complete, just gotta write the uh... The smut. But then I get to move onto editing! I love editing.

Zhao and Je by SamSuperman1988 archiveofourown.org/works/38166283

In today's edition of some distraction from stress, I present:

On rare occasions in my job I get to tell people no, and that's fun.

My beloved talking about the cold: I'm gonna freeze. I'll be like that squirrel from Ice age. Me: no you won't. You don't have a nut you're obsessed with. Her *smirking*: ... Me: hey!

Watched the puppy slowly lean over to steal my wallet, then immediately pretend she was just playing with her tyre the moment we both looked at her.

In today's edition of some distraction from stress, I present:

In today's edition of some distraction from stress, I present: