This is everything that's wrong with society. The dishwasher is right next to the sink. Less than an arms reach from both the sink, and the sign asking you to put things in the dishwasher and not leave then in the sink...

Next talk details are here! In April we'll be hearing about protein fingerprinting 📊and how it can help tackle wildlife crime, tell us what's in our food, and much much more. 🗣️ Dr Virginia Harvey from @uochester.bsky.social 📍 @storyhouselive.bsky.social 📅14th April ℹ️https://fb.me/e/cwcCivad9

A good wordle day.... Wordle 1,733 3/6 ⬛🟨🟩⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 WordleBot Skill 99/99 Luck 70/99

Sun's out. It's a weekend. I'm at home. Its time for the indoor plants to have a communal shower, some fresh air and a blast of sunshine 💚 Repotting some of the chonks soon 🌿🌱🪴

Ever seen an x-ray of a pufferfish? Well you have now! Join us with @arielcamp.bsky.social on Tues when we'll use x-rays, animations & digital models to learn how, despite having skin as soft as lycra and spines as hard as porcelain, the pufferfish can repeatedly inflate & deflate fb.me/e/91BFyRDr9

The gif probably says it all. This is your friendly reminder to join us next week to learn how to puff a fish! More details here 👉 www.facebook.com/share/1L17Lb...

Tipsy skiing: In your 20s - "This is amazing. I'M INVINCIBLE. Let's take blacks all the way back" In your 30s -" This is fun" _(nervous giggle)_ "I wonder if my insurance is still valid... " In your 40s - "FUCK ME I'M GOING TO DIE*

Today's the day

Tell me you're in Austria without... blah blah blah...

Oh #Evri, I don't think you appreciate how determined I can be. The more difficult you make it for me to contact you about a complaint, the harder I will try....

We've all been affected by cancer in some way & @clatterbridgecc.bsky.social do incredible work right here on our doorstep. So, why not get your trainers on, crack a glow stick & #GlowGreen💚 clatterbridgecharity.org/cities-to-gl...

He knows me so well 🥰 @pittso.bsky.social

He knows me so well 🥰 @pittso.bsky.social

Breakfast fit for a king! #ColdCurry Care to join me @infieldfryup.bsky.social? 😂

36 hours ago I lost one of Mike's shirts. I picked it up, decided it couldn't go in the same wash load as the other stuff I was doing and !poof! it disappeared.... I have just found it. In the cupboard, with the towels and the bed linen. #MenopauseBrain

Is it possible to identify individuals from just one cell? Join us on Tuesday when Nick will take us through 20years of forensic genetic research 🧬 and it's impacts on police investigations and much more! More info here 👉 facebook.com/events/s/for...

Wordle 1,666 2/6 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #944 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 BOOM 💪

New year, new me? You won't recognise me in a few weeks! 😂

An excellent start to the day. Wordle 1,659 2/6 🟨🟨⬛🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Christmas Eve eve is the new Christmas Eve. HUGE thanks to the @paysan.bsky.social gang for making it such a wonderful evening (especially Will for taking the photo and @devastatinghihat.bsky.social for helping with the real estate!)

Not a Christmas film, but what a corker.... Great hair, epic sound track #LostBoys

The level of petty I live for

Be sure you join us on Tuesday for our last talk of 2025 when @pittso.bsky.social will explore how our brains are hard-wired for stories. He'll explain how myths endure, the basis of psychology & how good campaigns work. Then he’ll ruin your favourite festive films by explaining what they all share!

I'm doing this in one week, and we want your thoughts in advance! And then for you to be there of course. I'll be breaking down why stories are important for our own psychology and what connects Christmas stories in particular. I promise laughs and insight...

🎥🎄FESTIVE FILM POLL🎄🎥 Are you Team Elf or Team Muppet? Does your perfect Christmas film involve streets of miracles or blowing up plazas? Before our talk with @pittso.bsky.social next week tell us about your favourite festive films & what Xmas means to you 👉 www.menti.com/alswhy4vq7yt

I'm lucky enough to have some amazing friends, many of whom I'm very very proud of. Being called a c~^t by Reform has probably put Will at the top of this list right now!

Wordle 1,621 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Rather proud of that one!

Spot the 'deliberate' mistake. Bonus point if you also get the second one....

Have you popped into @storyhouselive.bsky.social recently? If so, you might have spotted us on the Christmas listings! Be sure to join us for our last talk of 2025. We're talking Christmas Movies and the science of storytelling facebook.com/events/s/chr...

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN!!! Pomona Island return for CCBE 2026… our first repeat brewery and still one of the best in the country. Big hops, big ideas, big smiles. You know the drill! Tickets: bit.ly/ChesterBeerE...

It’s Christmas and we’re thrilled to be part of Songs from the Season - a festive evening of music at Chester Town Hall. ✨🎄🎶 Join us, along with Rock Choir, Proud Marys, and Theatre in the Quarter young choir, for a night packed with harmony, sparkle and mince pies. 🥧

Next month we round off an excellent year of talks with our very own @pittso.bsky.social who will be talking about the science of storytelling & exploring (maybe ruining?) some of our favourite Christmas films! 📆9th Dec, 7pm 📍@storyhouselive.bsky.social ℹ️https://www.facebook.com/share/1AN5uk3zEt/

Join us tomorrow for what's sure to be a fascinating talk about plans to revive the hydro hub in @shitchester.bsky.social & bring clean heat to the city. It's completely free & no need to book, so come along! It's also one of many great events forming @storyhouselive.bsky.social Futures Festival

When you get your jobs in town done sooner than expected, but don't really have enough time to go home before coming back out again.... Thank you for your service @paysan.bsky.social

Who's up for some Raisin logic? Doesn't swim all summer. First day of the season that water temp at Manley drops below 10 degrees Yup, today's the day for me to get back to it. (Excellent hot chocolate afterwards though)

Queuing up for a coffee while waiting for delayed flight. Bloke behind me muttering about how long it takes, monkeys & typewriters etc. He's a bit of a shambles, flies undone, stains down his t-shirt etc. He finally settles down with his 3 cans of export & bacon sarnie. 1/2

Me: Big work week ahead, I'll make the most of some quiet time this afternoon to get a few things sorted The computer Gods: Sure thing, but first....

Finally my animal starter words really paid off! Wordle 1,570 3/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

@oldecottage.bsky.social this coming Sunday

In less ranty news though..... #TheWomanInBlack at @storyhouselive.bsky.social was absolutely superb. An incredible, and terrifying, production.

We all know there's a special place in hell reserved for people who eat crunchy food in a theatre, but can we also add people that open cans at quiet suspense-filled moments, and people whose smart watches lights up like a ¿£#&ing beacon in a darkened theatre?

Are vampires just misunderstood medical patients with a sensitivity to sunlight? Is a werewolf just a grumpy bloke having a bad hair day? Join us next month to explore the legends, lore and likely explanations behind some of our favourite spooky creatures

Wordle 1,553 5/6 🟨🟩⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Not sure if this is skill or luck (or lack of)

Whoever came up with yesterday's #Connections quiz in #NYT is a psychopath. Who on earth would figure out that purple category?

Join myself and @jessiliu.bsky.social tonight in Chester to hear more about @facelabljmu.bsky.social’s research!

If that's true, then I think I need a new pair of glasses with clear frames

@riojabob.bsky.social well these are lovely. Thank you so much 💐

Connections Puzzle #804 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩

Take a look at some of the latest work of our next speakers @facelabljmu.bsky.social. They will be joining us on Tuesday 9th September at the usual time in the usual place @storyhouselive.bsky.social #chester www.ljmu.ac.uk/about-us/new...

Wordle 1,525 2/6 🟨⬛🟨🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Today has peaked