Brunson ended the game with 36 points. This is not a coincidence

If the result holds and Trump sleeping through jinxing the Knicks is the story count the Staten Island seat (NY-11) as Lean Republican at best

They heard there was a sex criminal in the building

Ever since Danhausen uncursed the Knicks every game has either been their opponents looking like the shrunken Monstars or a moment like where Wemby bounced a pass off his own guy’s back and then bricked the game winner ten seconds later

PSG’s keeper looks like a high school weed dealer who just did cupping on his eye sockets

I decided to be an Arsenal fan as a 12 year old who liked French dudes and slick passing. The next year was the Invincibles. Having lost my best Arsenal friend this December I started weeping as Jon Champion called, “Arsenal are in heaven!” To us who held faith over 22 years: North London. Forever.

Oh hey crazy the fascist is saying trans people are violent terrorists and they need to be stomped out, time to say that we’ll stomp out anyone using state violence against our trans community. The shovel I use to protect my sanctuary home is an offensive weapon.

I was once in a conversation circle with @normcharlatan.bsky.social at Black Hart and thought, “This dude with awesome opinions is as good as his posts!” A few years later he became the guy who repatriated an ICE refugee because it was the logical extension of his bit. Forgot the name, can’t doxx. 😬

At least Nero wasn’t just watching a gladiator fight

Man, you know who else has lost contact with Integrity, the Executive Branch

Tonight was Geno turning into Jose Mourinho at the end of the April 2011 run of four consecutive Classicos where it finally became obvious that Pep Guardiola was better than him and being unable to take it

Hey Democratic strategists: go watch the speech Bruce Springsteen is doing to introduce My City of Ruins.

Roaming the concourse before Springsteen and can no longer count using fingers and toes the amount of couples regardless of gender where both people look like Tim Walz

Slept in my Bruce Springsteen shirt and woke up on fire, wtf someone please help anyone I need water or a fire retardant

It’s funny, when he asked if I could capture this award winning shot he asked if I could get video and I thought, “Dumbass knows how hard it is to shoot the screen from my spot in Wonderwall, he’d be lucky to get it secondhand.” Sure enough, four people in my way in the concourse. I had to improvise

very funny to see an athlete say jesus christ is the reason they were able to beat america

How about instead of a trophy they put Nicolas Maduro in a shark cage above the field and winner gets custody for the World Baseball Classic

My grandpa was born in South St. Paul, the son whose great-grandparents all came from Ireland in either an gorta mór or beag. The collective solidarity he speaks about here warms my Irish-Minnesotan soul.

How about instead of a trophy they put Nicolas Maduro in a shark cage above the field and winner gets custody for the World Baseball Classic

Girl your Oscar bait song about never winning an Oscar was mid and went against the biggest single in the world and one of the best love letters to Black culture that was actually made for the plot, just admit defeat if you can’t time your releases

MAX DOWMAN. 16 YEARS OLD. ETCH THAT INTO EMIRATES HISTORY, ARSENAL HISTORY, PREMIER LEAGUE HISTORY!

I hope the C-RAM Is a grower and not a shower

What’s crazy is that as good as this is on its own the released version is so much sharper, seemingly for the reasons all involved suggested. It’s like everyone made the same edits on what they thought was a final draft.

It’s kinda hilarious that at a time where we’re starting a at war against a country that uses asymmetric tactics the person who runs such departments as the Coast Guard, FEMA, TSA, and national cybersecurity is getting fired and we’re all justified in telling her to fuck off.

My great uncle Rich married my great aunt Bernice and was a veteran of post-war Okinawa and the Korean theater. By the time I came around he was the elder generation “dude with a cabin.” He was awesome. At his funeral at the VFW I learned that friends from his era still called him Dick.

Hey y’all you know what’s fun is yelling “FUCK ICE” knowing that a guy who got “own a soccer team from back dating stock options boosted by Medicare” rich through @mnufc.com is going to have to pay fines as a result

So awesome of WWE to shout out Ryan Cruz’s intro in the big AJ Styles tribute @f1rstwrestling.bsky.social

You ever play one of those games where you campaign against an impenetrable boss? That’s 1-5 and 7-12 against Minnesota, then western WI kills off upstate NY through Maine before a war in Chicago because they’re too fucked up to remember where the nuclear football is.

I’m relieved that this violent paramilitary force will be removed from our streets, but I won’t believe it until they're actually gone. Minnesotans deserve justice and accountability, and I won’t stop until we get it.

Even if ICE was doing legitimate enforcement of immigration law their complete disregard for public safety would be reason enough to dissolve the agency. No police department would authorize high speed chases on streets through highly populated areas for suspected nonviolent misdemeanors.

Motherfucker looks like he only likes Jimmy Eat World because of the acronym

As a teenager I went skiing and had to call it a day after two hours because my knee hurt too much to continue, a week later at the orthopedic urgent care they told me I had micro tears in my meniscus and MCL consistent with sitting in chairs like a gremlin. Anyway this seems like a great idea

Ice out

Bruce’s best work weaves metaphor into first- and third-person narratives to force the listener into relating, either joyously or unwillingly, with his subjects. But sometimes, like on this song, he just makes a sledgehammer into a flamethrower. Thanks Boss.

Deleting Signal now that I know it’s compromised. Find me on word 867 about Alexi Gomez in E Pluribus Loonum

In case you ever run into him “Bovino” sounds really good when you sing it instead of “Short People” youtu.be/v8UVBgUd9GE?...

I am not gonna catch a case for things I write online, but reading this, boyo.

I keep deleting drafts of how bleak it is to see ICE’s terror campaign up close. Our neighbors are getting murdered in the street by government officials. They’re killing us because we’re watching them carry out indiscriminate raids on our non-white neighbors.

FWIW I let my bosses know about striking by specifically referencing United Health Group not issuing any acknowledgment to its 20,000 MN-based employees of the displacement and trauma of the last two months. Not even info on EAP services amid the biggest disruption to life since peak COVID.

It’s a good thing that nothing cataclysmic has happened since the 5:30 deadline they have to get copies printed and shipped in Des Moines because this goes hard

Bitch a ton of us are highly paid professionals who are taking two hours off here and there doing volunteer internships at the Trouble Factory

Pentz Homes will be doing a rolling food drive to support our struggling local businesses and help the families who are afraid to leave their homes. You can help in two ways! Shop at local immigrant-owned stores and donate the goods, or send us your funds and we will do the shopping for you.

When you succumb to the tasty bean smells of the restaurants you’re terrorizing

Be on the lookout for a mediocre mid-30s guy with a gouty looking trigger finger

I’m old enough to remember the fringe of the right wing building militias out of fear that the government would start running death squads, now the center of the party is just being the death squads

So a couple weeks back cancer stole my friend Ali from us, taking the human embodiment of glee and leaving a hole in the hearts of all who met her. If you have a spare couple bucks, please donate them here to help her wife bring her home to Wales. www.gofundme.com/f/help-steph...

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Reiner was like a sushi master finding the funny in every situation. Hard-hitting commentary about race? Clown a metal guy over amplifier volume? Make your mom comment positively about a faked orgasm in your own movie? Get Sorkin to make The West Wing from scrap scenes? His memory is a blessing.

I had a joke about Priapus but it didn’t work for stand up