Top 3 George C Scott roles: 1) A Christmas Carol (1984) 2) Dr. Strangelove 3) Man Getting Hit By Football

I feel seen.

Trump went through all the trouble of releasing redacted Epstein Files then uploaded the files but used Acrobat to redact text making it highlightable and now the real files have leaked showing Trump was accused of raping a teenager who was found dead

Part of me thinks this leak wouldn’t have gone down the way it did if Bari Weiss wasn’t a completely unsympathetic figure. Like negative cache.

Needs to be deleted and replaced by Sandy Duncan.

Oh wow Metcalf got the book thrown at him.

Bari Weiss takes down, inadequately explains George Bush’s Two Bad Neighbors sign.

Appropriate that this is going to bring more attention. Looks like “you did the fucking news” Bari.

Thought that was finished.

David Von Erich / Joseph P Kennedy Jr / Robb Stark = psychic cousins

Sgt Slaughter announced as WWF Champion at 1991 Royal Rumble.

So fun and bright, that we’ll do it again next year. #Hanukkah

That was such a heel escaping town with the title due to some bullshit rule and I loved it. See you in January! Bears are playoff-bound!!

Is the new Col Sanders the “Savings the Money” guy from geico?

Why isn’t Turning Point USA targeting cholesterol, because that’s probably 47’s closest nemesis.

Now apologize for being JD Vance.

Bears should do all interviews by shoehorn in a reference to AVATAR: Fire and Ash this week.

What’s balls-out amazing is that the FOUR things that happened to tie and win, ALL had to happen. Santos FG, Onside/Blackwell/Walker/DJ. The hell? #Bears

Imagine any other POTUS whose chief of staff casually confirms, “Why yes, he does appear extensively in child sex-trafficking documents.”

Maccabees evading death and watching last night’s Bears game on Twitch. “What a miracle! lol my boys tho.” 🕎

Don’t worry!

Bears won the type of clash they NEVER win. This gonna be a nice Sunday tomorrow. Why not.

De-fault! De-fault!

Half of Dick’s life ago.

Unironic, non-humorous prediction: Bears 23 Packers 18. Think they pull it off. 11 wins gets you in.

Not on anybody’s holiday viewing schedule huh? Why not..

With kids finishing up school this week for break, be sure they band together with a group to battle an evil unworldly clown with the power of friendship.

Truly great team with a president that’s dead for 60 yrs?

I only went there for directions on how to get away from there. by David Brooks

Want to solve the Bears’ stadium issues? You put one end zone in Arlington Heights and the other end zone in NW Indiana. Let science figure it out.

Gonna watch Columbo’s A FRIEND IN DEED where a power-drunk asshole at the head of all levels of power gets comeuppance rather than network tv.

Know what would be super funny.

55 years ago today ROD SERLING'S NIGHT GALLERY debuted on NBC as a part of the Wednesday night FOUR-IN-ONE concept. Six weekly hour eps aired, with classic tales "The Dead Man," "The Little Black Bag," "The House," "Certain Shadows on the Wall" & more. It became a full weekly series September 1971.

Should wait for the Rumble. Ilya US title defense along with the two rumble matches. Or do whatever, IDC, ain’t watching Riyadh.

Night II. Happy Hanukkah. Dont know if EVERY night’s display will be shared but this looks nice 🤣🕎

How much bearing false witness has this dipshit done

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Obviously all of these are hilarious, but my favorite is the one that says "is beneath you," since Trump has repeatedly proven that nothing, no matter how wretched or vile, is beneath him. That's, like, his whole thing!

Fuck, Anthony Geary too? Check on your moms today.

Take a journey through time down a new NSF COLDEX ice core borehole just completed by the team in #Antarctica! If you’re at #AGU25 stop by the COLDEX booth in the Exhibit Hall to talk to COLDEX team members from across the 15-institution center funded by NSF! @agu.org Follow us on IG @ coldex_stc

We are going to get more and more ends, not as violent and horrific, but again Reiner was one of these guys that were ALWAYS around and always in the fabric. He was a popular sitcom actor for the entire decade of the 70s!

February 1989.

What a bewildering nfl season.

Night one in Oswego, IL. A good night one to you and yours.

@wychstreet.bsky.social The Crooked Man of the Brett Sherlock Holmes. Absolute clinic by everybody, it’s The Sopranos “College”, where the series realized what it had at its disposal.

Corgi butt, imo.

The Crest Team takes on the Cavity Creeps in a classic spot designed by Marvel vet Herb Trimpe.

Philip Rivers gonna get absolutely housed on Sunday. Rivers was not Tom Brady and we’re gonna see that. 6 for 18 for 117 yards.