This is perfect!

Send a message to those fat cats in Washington and come to this super fun show! @storyworthy.bsky.social

TODAY: Don't BOO... VOTE! ✅ CA: YES on PROP 50 ✅You poke the Bear, the Bear bites back! NJ: MIKIE SHERRILL for GOV. ✅ VA: ABIGAIL SPANBERGER for GOV. ✅ GHAZALA HASHMI for Lt. GOV. ✅ Let's All Stick Together & #StickItTo_tRUMP!!!!!

I went a little high-brow this time. #NoKings

In addition to the Amelia Earhart files, Trump orders declassification of all records pertaining to The Lindbergh Baby, The Teapot Dome Scandal and everything the gov't knew about who shot JR? #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #NiceTry

Hello poison control? I accidentally swallowed rat poison and I need to puke it up but I'm out of ipecac! What's the fastest way to induce vomiting?!

Disgusting that the people with the most FU money are the quickest to capitulate, but we don't have to. Cancel Disney plus. Boycott ABC advertisers. Do it now! Show these cowardly companies that we are a much bigger threat to their bottom line than Epstein's bff.

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

Dear @calm.com, Please add "Trump being booed at the US open" to your catalogue of soothing sounds. Thank you. #OrangeNoise

Apropos of nothing, is there a back up host for the Kennedy Center Honors?

Video shot earlier today shows Trump looking healthy and happy. Nice try Lame Stream Media!

Look, I'm no fan of Trump. He can be a real stinker, But the man's health is failing. And not to get up on soapbox, but I think we owe him the same kind of compassion and respect in his time of suffering that he's famously always shown to others.

Aww, I'm afraid this time you're gonna have to do better than lazy racism to distract us from your Epstein cover up. In fact many people are saying this post makes u seem even guiltier. Today a big guy, tears running down his face says to me, "Sir, I think Trump had him killed." #Sad

Hey guys. Made something special for my first BSKY post.

Okay, let's try this again.