Pam Bondi needs to be placed in Bezos rocket and shot into the stratosphere

yes we are losing our democracy but that doesn't mean we can't have fun ❤️SATURDAY❤️ be the hero in your relationship! Get tickets 2 the funniest show in LA STORY SMASH! w/@dannyzuker.bsky.social Abby Schachner @michaeljaminwriter.bsky.social #ReleasetheEpsteinFiles www.eventbrite.com/e/story-smas...

We apologize to China and Canada for our mentality ill president

cherry limeade is the best sparkling ice they make. you can't change my mind.

man this game is boring… bring on Bad Bunny!!

What a fabulous lady!!

LETS GO!! What’s the holdup??

would someone please return Savannah's Guthrie's mom?

Did Trump really shit his pants?

Trumps distraction of the day? Punxsutawney Phil

So how did your first month of 2026 go? I mean, besides our government killing citizens in our country

If you have to put out there “being in the Epstein files doesn’t admit any wrongdoing“ means you did a lot of wrongdoing

In 2 weeks Story Smash the Storytelling Game Show! With writers and comedians @dannyzuker.bsky.social @michaeljaminwriter.bsky.social & Abby Schachner tickets in the bio above ! ♥️February 14 Lyric/Hyperion LA #GameShow #Hilarious #SpinThatWheel

Catherine O'Hara was the funniest actress of all time. No doubt about it. #ripcatherineohara

I have a cochlear implant and my audiologist just told me I am hearing at 92%! This is good news. That is all.

The news is so depressing I’m going over to the gardening tab

Keep it up Minnesotans!! The rest of the country supports you!🇺🇸 #downwithICE

Yes, we are losing our democracy, but we can still have fun. Story Smash the Storytelling Game Show is in 3 weeks on Valentine’s Day! It will be so romantic. Tickets in bio! 💜💙❤️ @dannyzuker.bsky.social @michaeljaminwriter.bsky.social

god I love Rod Stewart

how can the entire world see the orange madman for the monster he is but republicans can't?

Trump is the biggest douchebag of the 20th and 21st centuries. Thank you for your attention in this matter …

Maybe he could actually implode? Is that anything?

my stock portfolio just said thoughts and prayers

Come see me talking about producing a play Off Broadway! "Experience Taught Me Nothing" Wednesday Jan 21st at 7:00, as part of the "30 Minute or Less Festival" at the Stephanie Feury Theatre on Melrose, in Hollywood. Tickets $15 Come! www.30minutesorlessfestival.com/projects/13008 #comedy

I bet I am one of 25 people, in LA , watching the LA Rams right now. #GoRams.

Does anybody else think the world is going to boycott the Olympics in LA in 28?

Any ideas who the democrats will run in ‘28?

My solo show "Experience Taught Me Nothing" opens this Saturday, January 20th as part of the "30 Minute or Less Festival" at the Stephanie Feury Theatre on Melrose, in Hollywood. Tickets $15 hope you can come! There are 3 dates to choose from- www.30minutesorlessfestival.com/projects/13008 #comedy

I love the mayor of Minneapolis. Not only is he well spoken, smart and correct…he’s 🔥

Wait, athletes cheat??? shocking.

do you think Trump knows Greenland is cold and icy, Iceland is green?

What is happening in Minneapolis is absolutely unbelievable. Minneapolis, you guys!!! Who’s next?

what is this jug of milk on Trumps desk??

What I took from the Golden Globes is that I need a team.

I can’t even take ice in my beverages anymore

My birthday is in a couple of hours and I’m looking for some of that sweet bluesky love 💕

If we take Greenland, Puerto Rico should be pissed…

Oh my God, the ending to that Steelers game! Am I gonna have to start watching football again??

Why doesn’t another country kidnap Trump? We’ll help you!

just by the by, we're now going to attack Iran #releasetheepsteinfiles

These fireworks are rivaling the July 4th ones.

well the fireworks have started

man Bluesky blows today

Dear YouTube, Please stop trying to get me to buy a bearskin coat. I’m not cold, Christine

wtf is today’s Wordle??!

The LinkedIn Year in Review may be the saddest thing ever

Big show Sunday at Flappers Comedy Club in Burbank... It's Storytelling Sunday in the Main Room with FREE TICKETS! Get-em! www.flapperscomedy.com/s/CTOAT6H #storytelling

Release the Epstein Files!!

The Epstein 'Files' sounds so organized. It should be called The Epstein Pile of Crap We Found Under a Yacht