Trump is so jealous of Stephen Colbert. It’s pathetic.

The $2 billion Trump stole from us, the people that pay taxes, makes me want to turn off the news like I did in 2016. It’s just too much. #byedemocracy

this world is upside down www.cnn.com/2026/05/13/u...

So far, the Iran war has cost the US 50 billion dollars. What’s that? You want healthcare? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?? FUCK OFF!

Kash Patel out now!!! He’s a liar an alcoholic and a complete embarrassment. Oh wait, just like the rest of the cabinet.

Tomorrow night in LA at Flappers Comedy Club!

I’m calling it- Kash (the alcoholic) Patel, will be out by this Sunday, May 10th.

Epstein's suicide note said in part, "Trump is a pedophile! Never elect him for president for gods sake!"

Kids and dwarves are finally revealing Scientology...something the press has been unable to do for decades. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH🤣

May the 3rd be with you. Wait , amI doing this right?

Who else is tired of winning?

Shark Tank Sugar Mama's www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1DW...

I’ve never said- “ I am not a rapist. I am not a pedophile.” Have you?

How much do you want a bet, Kash Patel started chugging random drinks when the shit hit the fan?

This is gold

2 BILLION a day being spent on the Iran war no one wanted or needed. But how's your healthcare going? #USA

I'll be in Santa Barbara tonight at The Speakeasy Club. Who's in??

Sometimes everything is so messed up I have to go over to the Cats feed to clear my head

Happy 420!

Who cares what you’re doing tonight? Tomorrow FRIDAY we SPIN THAT WHEEL! Story Smash the Storytelling Game Show is back at the #TheLyric/Hyperion in LA, with "expert" judges @dannyzuker.bsky.social & @blainecapatch.bsky.social Tickets are here bit.ly/4bWgK6p #Hilarious #GameShow #SpinThatWheel

Trump posts himself as Jesus…and that’s where some people draw the line? Not the porn star, not the grifting, not the lying— Photoshop is the dealbreaker??

🔥Todd Blanche! Liar liar pants on fire!!🔥

FRIDAY we forget about gas prices & democracy and we SPIN THAT WHEEL! Story Smash the Storytelling Game Show is back at the #TheLyric/Hyperion in LA, with "expert" judges @dannyzuker.bsky.social & @blainecapatch.bsky.social Tickets go fast! Get'em- bit.ly/4bWgK6p #gameshow #hilarious #spinthatwheel

Remember when Biden posted those photos of himself as Jesus? Exactly.

I’m happy for the people of Hungary…can you imagine the party in the streets here, when Rump is gone??

I think I wanna live in Hungary!!

Up to 4 women have accused Eric Stalwell now of sexual misconduct. BYYYEEEEE ERIC!!!

Hey if you're near Santa Barbara tonight, come watch me and @blainecapatch.bsky.social at the Night Lizard Brewing Company!

How about we get Trump to the moon?

Let’s hear it for Christians who support Trump! what’s that crickets??

and still, Lindsay Graham continues to prance around demanding more war.... when is he gone?

Don’t tell me you’re bored tonight, Love on the Spectrum just dropped a new season!

Kristin Noem Decides Marry- Bryon Fuck- Corey Kill-Her puppy

The news is exhausting. I hope somebody else will pay attention for me.

Happy No Kings!

Tiger Woods is either an idiot or an alcoholic

TOMORROW!

You'd think Tiger Woods would call an Uber

There's never been a better time to make a martini because last week, Iran closed the strait of vermouth. (I'll show myself out)

Do we still have that Venezuelan leader and his wife? What happened to them?

#RIPRobertMueller former FBI director... he tried to get rid of the orange pedophile.. that's more than any republican has done.

Tulsi Gabbard is lying through her teeth

Whatever happened to the leader of Venezuela and his wife that we abducted?

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It doesn’t matter who and how many people we bomb we still wanna see the Epstein files and it’s all going to come out #releasetheEpsteinFiles

We murdered 158 of their children. They are going to retaliate.

Hey Pittsburgh! When did Fetterman become such a douchebag? Yinz guys need to vote him out! #gosteelers

HE HAS TO GO!

I keep hearing the Strait of HerTooth