gritty pulls a bud dwyer on the jumbotron

what if a cat … was fat

just overheard a bald old greek guy explain in a thick accent “now you understand why andrew lloyd weber is so brilliant” to a teenager

hi marie

great now im in jail for rape

more game shows need to make contestants wear stupid helmets

me and who

Two copy editors high-fiving so hard right now

"Between memorizing the astrological signs of his teammates and undergoing extreme underwater training, "

oh its that type of recession huh

tail touch

holyshit

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

oh i'm DEFINITELY not flyin to the usa now

kill yourself new york times

pulled a muscle in my neck bad, can’t turn my head. forced to use tank controls how the fuck did anyone play psx games

april

tfw you did nothing to the raw liquid bsky.app/profile/iron...

fuck dis

this comic is almost seventy years old

if you treat harry potter as a sacred text you have dog food in your skull

they absolutely do not lmfao

because hes a bad actor hth

google gemini suggested emails are saving me hours of work per week and now I'm finally productive enough to put the gun all the way in my mouth instead of chickening out at the lips

It’s hard to blame woke DEI when the military is losing a war because of the straits.

“where exactly is ronald mcdonald” thank u for doing real journalism scalabrine

Average US driver: beep beep I'm Hitler

solidarity with all the children out there throwing tantrums. stay strong. you WILL get what you want

i don’t know or care who graham platner is i assume it’s just matt walsh’s character from community

computer, generate a nude fudd bsky.app/profile/bren...

why is pft on this episode of criminal minds how did i not know this happened oh my god

haha these people should kill themselves

this years nobel prize in chemistry? to the woman reading this post 😉

ok

American Made (2017) bsky.app/profile/garf...

whoever first coined “the great satan” was spitting fires with that bar

the woman respecter has entered the video store bsky.app/profile/jav....

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kubrick... bsky.app/profile/garf...

Under the Skin (2013) bsky.app/profile/garf...

It took a specifically Icelandic form in the middle of the 20th century, with children decorating a stick with colored paper and spanking their parents with it while demanding buns ("bolla, bolla, bolla!"). In return, the parents give the children cream buns.[1]

are they gonna keep the sex minigames in the remasters

@pileofgarbage.net death stranding 2 officially coming to pc fyi

almost every if not every male ice skater is just dennis reynolds