Must be a huge relief for chirpy Cockneys, and plastic Cockneys, everywhere that the #afc logo will continue to be unencumbered by those vulgar stars... #nffc

Tough interview for Sturgeon about the £400k by Keunssberg this morning. Where are the similar interviews with Farage about his £5m?

Do people seriously want morons like this in Parliament? He hasn't got a clue what his party really stands for beyond the racism. Thatcherism destroyed British industry and sold off national assets, and Farage wants to do it again through the votes of the the very people who'd suffer most.

Perhaps he just heard of hot dogs and got confused

“Champions of Europe, you’ll never sing that!” #afc #nffc

No that we can see what they really are, maybe it's the UK that should be celebrating.

Yeah, like that time they did a brown mermaid. It's woke DEI nonsense, you can't just mess with fictional characters like that...

Understand that @annaturley.bsky.social has now done this. Thank you for calling him out and seeing it through.

👀 #FAFO Nige #WATO #bbcpm #r4today

So did you report this matter to the police @annaturley.bsky.social or was it all just theatre?

@bbcnewsnight.bsky.social Tom Kerridge pleading poverty whilst dripping in bling 🤔

Silly boy, did he forget that it's always either Joe Biden, Barrack Hussain Obama or George Sorus that funds fictional enemies?

28th May 1980

Pick a Bond Villain from photos you already have in your phone

I find myself a big #efc fan today. Not saying I bear a grudge but, Fuck Roger Milford anyway. #nffc #thfc #whfc

I'm hearing that cup final thug, Paul Gascoigne, has been spotted heading for White Hart Lane with cooked chicken and a fishing rod. #spurs #thfc #nffc

Rapist demands praise for using lube.

Ryan Yates overlooked yet again. Scandalous, and precisely the reason why England won't win. #nffc #england #worldcup

Congratulations #avfc, Boing Boing! 🙂 That's exactly how we'd have done it... #nffc

The pious lack of humour or sense of irony underpinning this post.

You objectively did not take over Iran

It was kind of Robert Jenrick to set me up for an obvious joke at his expense.

Ban the hijab!

Immigration is way down. Labour have done what the flag shaggers wanted. And still they march through London. You getting it yet @uklabour.bsky.social ? You can never appease these people.

"I can't be bought" 👇

The majority of the English press are *desperate* and *determined* for an illiberal, unaccountable, morally bankrupt, authoritarian govt led by Farridge to be in power in Westminster. A Reform UK govt would wreck the UK & impoverish the British people. But it would mean more clicks for news sites.

They've got the majority, they've got all the info to demonstrate Brexit has failed. Go full for rejoining, go full for ER/ PR, go full for Leveson 2... Wash as much of the filth away as you can while you've got the chance.

The basic issue is that the UK economy, not very dynamic at the best of times, has been shown not to function for growth outside the single market. Nobody has a solution for this and every government since Brexit has collapsed whilst pretending there are other solutions.

#NFFC are staying up! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

Nigel asked me to type up his election diary. It was my pleasure. "16:36 – Receive an image of a brick in a puddle. It can mean only one thing. Jonathan Gullis is a councillor again." www.thenewworld.co.uk/henry-morris...

A parallel: Similar & related "problems" should have been sorted out by Leveson 2, which remains long overdue.

Prince William poncing off the back of Villa last night and David Attenborough's popularity tonight. Parasite. How many defenceless animals has he shot for fun? Shouldn't be anywhere near Attenborough.

It seems unfair that David Attenborough should get a parasite named after him when today is just as much about Nigel Farage. www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

Fair play to #avfc tonight. Forest battered but it's been a great run. We'll be back. #coyr #nffc

He should wear the tan suit to Trump's funeral.

The dumbest kid in the class is just very happy not to be the dumbest person in the room.

Is he allowed near kids?

Reeves responded angrily by telling Bessent she did not work for him and disliked how he had spoken to her.

I aced my Chlamydia test, no-one has a higher score than me. The Doctor told me, "Sir, your Chlamydia is remarkable, the highest we've ever seen".

Amazing! It's ridiculous that, after everything that has happened this season, #nffc still finish top half 🤣 #coyr

The one in the middle is called the perineum

Labour's Children's Wellbeing and Schools Act 2026 became law this week. But what does it actually do? The Education Secretary tells us 3 key areas the act addresses, though the full Act does way more too!

The new series of Genius looks a bit shit @davegorman.bsky.social www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

One King and a faux King idiot

"Robert Mueller just died. Good, I'm glad he's dead"

⚠️The UK media are in the process of staging an illegal putsch against a democratically elected prime minister. #UKMedia

Hiding under a table when a shooter is around is good enough for American school kids so why is it not good enough for the US President?

Fox Business is now doing entire segments hyping Trump's ballroom