Someone having a medical emergency during a press conference with White House health officials is almost as symbolic as the photos of the White House demolition.

If you thought Cocaine Bear was wild, life is crazier than fiction. Three monkeys got loose in Mississippi after a crash. Only one made it out alive. One was shot by a mother, the other shot by a preacher. I'm guessing the gun of the person who found the third jammed. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

A self-driving car killed a human being seven years ago, but apparently killing a cat is what prompts government officials to look into more autonomous vehicle oversight. 🤦‍♂️ thehill.com/policy/energ...

My holiday bonus at work came early this year.

The future of liberal, progressive politics in the U.S. doesn't necessarily hinge on the success of Mamdani, but a lot is riding on it. That's why the current White House administration will do everything it can to see him fail. Godspeed, NYC!

“DO YOU RECOGNIZE THAT SANDWICH?”

This thread is WILD and a scene that would have ended up on the "Idiocracy" editing floor for being TOO stupid.

Map by Axios showing which states are addressing SNAP funding. See if you can find a pattern ...

The Second Amendment has less to do with protecting oneself from a tyrannical government and more to do with grown men needing to protect themselves from most middle schoolers who can swing a better punch.

Christmas Capitalism vomit on every aisle in every retail store right now. Watch your step. 🤮🎄

I found a place in BFE Missouri selling legit Labubus for $17.99, so I got one for a 1yo's birthday. I'm being told it's a "rare" one, but I know nothing about Beanie Baby BS 2.0. 🤷‍♂️

First Drake, then tariffs, now this. Sorry, Toronto. 🤷‍♂️

No matter who were rooting for, we all just witnessed the resurrection of baseball. Everyone wins.

C'mon, Toronto. Make this even more epic.

Change the national anthem to "O No Canada"

Ohtani is human, after all.

My grandson's first birthday was today. I tell you that because as an officially old man, this is the best baseball I have ever watched.

Hey, fellow Kansas Citians. This is objectively better than 2015. Absolute baseball insanity.

The foot tap heard around Canada.

Fun fact: The last 9th inning walk-off home run to clinch the World Series was by Joe Carter in 1993 for the Toronto Blue Jays against the Philadelphia Phillies in Game 6.

Oh, Canada.

This shit is 🍌 🍌 🍌!

Here. We. Go.

Lol, how did that bat flip go for Bautista?

Goddamn. This World Series is going to come down to 90 feet, isn't it?

Hitting the pitcher after a HBP??? Who wrote this unbelievable script?

This is the best World Series in 10 years.

This Halloween night could haunt Toronto for years to come.

Fun fact: No team has clinched the World Series on Halloween. However, the 2008 Phillies had their parade on Halloween, which also fell on a Friday. Celebrate first World Championship in 28 years during the day, celebrate Halloween all night! That seems like a better deal, IMO.

What a dumb way to lose.

Imagine your team winning the World Series on a Halloween Friday night after a 30-year drought. Toronto gonna be insane!

Ran home during a break at work at around 6:30 pm to see every street in my subdivision lined with parked cars. Kids from outside the area are coming in, and I'm here for it. Whatever it takes for Halloween on my street to be lit!

The Trump administration is escalating actions by ICE with the intent of an agent getting killed. That will give Trump the precise reasoning to invoke the Insurrection Act and wield unprecedented power that he can't have without it. They're orchestrating their own Kristallnacht.

Happy Halloween!

I caved. You can't not watch the Dodgers play in cheat mode with Shohei Ohtani. Also, I expected Toronto to get steamrolled.

Apparently, forcing oil companies to stop lying to the public about their products is a violation of free speech. It isn't, but Big Oil has a favorable Supreme Court bench that will do the mental gymnastics required to validate that argument. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/25/c...

Pretty wild to think that before tonight, the last pitcher to have a complete game in the World Series was a Royal (Cueto, 2015).

This. If you go into any football season w/anything other than really low expectations, you're punishing/lying to yourself. Instead, punish yourself w/super high expectations every basketball season that will almost always end in extreme disappointment. You know, the healthy way to consume sports.

Repairman wants $470 to fix a clothes dryer that's about five years old. I'm no insurance adjuster, but just tell me the fucking thing is totaled and get a new one.

Welp. The Associated Press appears to have thrown in the towel. 🙃

At least four days of my October juat freed up. No desire to watch a Toronto-L.A. World Series.

A Toronto-L.A. World Series is a great matchup for nobody to give a shit. C'mon, Seattle!

Facebook is a wild place. 🤪

Most stereotypes are based on hatred and bigotry. Philly sports fans, on the other hand, continue to typecast themselves.