Jerking off to cow nipples wasn't on my 2026 bingo card, yet here I am only one month in.

A part of me is bummed that I missed tonight's #kubball game. Another part consisting of my cardiovascular system and mental health is not.

You can't get embarrassed by constant cancelations if it's not open in the first place.

MANDATORY BODY CAMS! "Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents initially claimed Alberto Castañeda Mondragón had tried to flee while handcuffed and 'purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall,' according to court documents filed by a lawyer seeking his release. apnews.com/article/immi...

Social media explained in one short post.

Alright, it's time to destroy AI. This is the line.

Can’t wait to watch the Big Game with my boys (37 domestic rabbits)

Wrong fucking Home Alone 2 actor goddammit.

A lot of people won't like my #hottake on this, but as a journalist who has covered many protests, I know the Don Lemon case isn't as black-and-white as many want it to be. Long story short: Journalists are not shielded from the same laws other citizens have to follow.

Out of hindsight, we should have just let him build the fucking wall.

tldr; This meme is bullshit, and I have receipts in the replies. Many people on the right with selective memories are sharing this meme. Let's get some facts straight. Strap in, because this requires these crazy things called information and context.

I will pay for a subscription to any streaming service that makes this happen.

Five jobs I've had: Magazine/news editor News radio producer Some weird world event spy for BoA #AMA Warehouse worker Bank teller

If Missouri loses the Royals, it has literally NOTHING to offer. On the plus side, I'll become a freelance fan and can finally root for a competitive team.

The Stanford prison experiment in real time.

Not sure who they think they're going to catch considering anyone who can afford a Super Bowl ticket probably has a direct line to a U.S. Senator.

Just spent 30 minutes on the phone with Nelnet trying to stop them from increasing my loan payment by more than $500/mo. The best they could do is put my loans on forbearance for two months. Eliminating affordable repayments is fucking diabolical.

New York Post really grasping at straws now.

Just received an email letting me know by student loan payments will increase from $130/mo to $660/mo!!! This will cripple me. Thanks, Department of Education, for removing affordable payment options. I'm literally freaking out trying to find out how to fix this.

I'm pretty sure 90% of Phil Collins' income is from grocery store royalties.

It’s time to compare prices to a year ago, when Trump started his second term on the promise of lowering them. Buckle up, because this data needs some explaining.

Cool. Now find out how much of those engagements came from real people vs. bots. If all you want is validation, regardless who or what it's coming from, then this ain't the place for you.

#kubball blowing past the spread and still hitting the under. Pure dominance!

#kubball being bumped from the rankings seemed to be what was needed to light a fire under this team.

Even if we significantly increase government funding and cut out private equity firms, affordable housing will always die at the hands of the NIMBYs, who cannot fathom living amongst people lower on the socioeconomic ladder. kshb.com/news/local-n...

I had to start sitting on the opposing team's side at my stepson's bball games because one mom wouldn't quit running her mouth and starting shit every damn time. My stepson was on "THAT" team.

They're coming after the journalists now.

Anyone who goes to 1587 Prime would probably follow Mahomes and Kelce off a cliff. Add this to the long list of celebrity-owned restaurant fails. tldr; 1587 Prime accused of dropping local vendors almost immediately after opening, but continued to claim them. www.kansascity.com/news/local/a...

*checks in on the game*

I know this #kubball team well enough to not get excited about an early lead.

If you are recording any kind of government/law enforcement activity, record it live on social media. That eliminates the ability for anyone to seize your phone and destroy the video before anyone can see it.

Look up the Rat Park experiments. One group of rats lived in cages, another in a cool rat park. Both had equal access to a drug-laced water dispenser. Rat Park rats rarely drank from the drug-laced dispenser. The caged rats ODed and died. Quality of life is linked to drug use.

New ink! My wife wanted matching tattoos, and this is what we landed on. She branded me to make sure no one else is interested. 😆

I'm saving my #hottake for whatever happens in March. #kubball

Americans are still sounding the alarm on rising costs and stagnant wages. Meanwhile, the president has given the 1% tax breaks, wants to increase the defense budget by $500 BILLION dollars, and now he wants to give Greenlanders up to $100,000 each. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

DO NOT UNFOLLOW PEOPLE YOU DISAGREE WITH ON SOCIAL MEDIA! Let me explain. If everybody did that, then everyone would be yelling into an echo chamber. That means the people you oppose will believe that there's no opposition. Even worse, the opposition will never see FACTS that dispute their claims.

Happy birthday to the coolest and smartest guys, David Bowie and Stephen Hawking. Oh, and @netsematary.bsky.social turns the big 4-0 today. He is officially a man.

Just filled out a 2026 bingo card tonight, and I may get a blackout before the end of the week.

UPDATE: This just happened not too far from that. Highway 71 is absolute anarchy. www.kshb.com/news/crime/h...

Working 27 hours in the last 48 is why I don't celebrate #DryJanuary.

Apparently, Jif is now in the crisis manufacturing business, because I don't recall peanut butter from a jar being messy or stressful. Or maybe I just have mad PB skills I thought everybody has. 🤷‍♂️

People in KC starting 2026 in kamikaze mode. I witnessed two extreme road rage incidents on my way to work, one of which roped me in and nearly killed me. Meanwhile, everyone is driving on the highways like its the Autobahn. Driving in Missouri is basically Mad Max meets NASCAR.

Ending the season by losing to the Raiders 12-14 with NO touchdowns by either team is the perfect ending to a 💩 season. It's not even insult to injury since the injury is so bad, you can't be bothered by emotional pain.

People who think AI is taking over are some of the same people who think saying unalive, sh0t, pew pew, and self-delete is outsmarting the algorithm.

Isiah Whitlock Jr. died?

This story is about modern-day bullying, but the general facts sound like nothing has changed since I was in middle school. The bullying method is different, but schools continue to do absolutely nothing. apnews.com/article/scho...

Ms. Mina is getting old. She gets a new Lamb Chop every Christmas. They used to last five seconds before the guts were all over the floor. Two days later, still intact. 🥹

The laziest-written song of all-time is "My Sharona." #ProveMeWrong

70 degrees on Christmas Eve means disc training! 🥏🐕 🎄🌴☀️