I can never look at a redwood tree the same way again 🥴 #TLOAS

I ALWAYS WAS A BELIEVER LETS GO YANKEES

youtu.be/yHopAo_Ohy0?... Presented without comment

Did anyone ask for a Pokémon Animal Crossing?!

At Wilkins Hyundai and Subarus… we have Hyundais and Subarus

I completed 4 achievements in this game alone

Thinking about the Iron Sheik today.

I can take solace that in his last major public appearance, Hulk Hogan got booed out of the building I hope New Jack is waiting for him in Hell with a staple gun.

Who knew that the June 5 Civil War was actually gonna be between two fascists?

Hopefully Coach serves Norm a cold one up in heaven

Anything by Morgan Wallen

I’m sooooooo glad this account is back, time to make more memes and get bluesky famous

BREAKING NEWS I just saw a Corgi

62 and sunny right now. Spring is finally here.

I just became the first person ever to beat Mike Tyson in under 2 minutes.

balatro on the treadmill, call it card-io

Hi friends! I'll be lighting up the Twitch Front Page this month on Jan. 16 with a retro game shuffler, where chat can swap what game I'm playing! Featuring: SSB64, MK64, Star Fox (SNES), Wayne Gretzky 3D Hockey, Super Metroid, Pokémon Pinball, Zelda: OoS, Kirby's Adventure, SMW, and Zelda 1

Was welcomed back to competitive ALTTPR with hammer on pyramid fairy… Can’t wait for more tomorrow Thanks @jkoper.bsky.social for the raid

If you’re reading this, go see the wicked movie. Holy shit.

You can see and smell the prospect park wildfires from everywhere in Brooklyn…

Please share, you might save a life today.

It’s Christmas Eve :)

The amount of Mets fans that are, without actually rooting for them, hoping the Yankees win is a breath of fresh air for me, who had to deal with them saying ‘hey they’re the New York team you should have to root for them’ back in 2015…

Pigeons eating chicken wings… cannibalism or nah?

Apparently the new cool thing for the MAGAs to do is to say that Taylor Swift is a cult leader If there’s anyone who knows about cults, it’s MAGAs.

Oliver Anthony: *sings anything* Racists: OMG YOIRE AMAZINF Oliver Anthony: ‘diversity is our strength, I’m kinda moderate’ Racists: OMG YOU SUCK 🤔

when this happens they should change the name of bluesky to "twitter"

Someone tell Elon Musk that the titanic wreckage site is a wonderful place to visit.