Life recently hasn’t been too bad Ibiza 🍒

My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?

Would love some in-depth numbers on what the majority of 20-30 somethings basically paying a 9% higher marginal tax rate has actually done to economic behaviour. Feels very under-discussed bsky.app/profile/igma...

Some shots from Gran Canaria Winter Pride with @hughhigg.in

Screaming, crying, throwing up

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I’ve put on a kilo in a week and pb’d deadlifting this morning at 92.5kg 🤩

was having a great afternoon in the office until i realised my fly was down and had been for about 2 hours 🤪

Some good news for your Bluesky feeds this afternoon 🦋 Same-sex couple exchange rings in Vilnius’ town hall for the first time www.lrt.lt/en/news-in-e...

Happy Friday everyone www.theguardian.com/money/2025/s...

I can’t believe it took me 27 years to discover iced coffees

having one of those mornings where I want to quit my job and move to a mountainous area to live in a yurt with some goats

this weekend was a fun weekend 💃

I feel like they didn’t ask any gays 🤔

real craving to play Saints Row 3, what a game that was

🚨 We’re disgusted, but not surprised. Labour has now fully sided with anti-trans voices. Bridget Phillipson just appointed gender-critical Dr Mary-Ann Stevenson as EHRC chair ignoring both human rights committees. The UK isn’t safe, it’s time to take this fight to the governments door!

whoever bestowed my phone with the 🫩 emoji honestly deserves an award

VPN’d to Ireland and I’m so happy that my Bluesky feed is back to normal 😌

i did not think that brussels midi could get any worse but they’ve somehow managed it

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all scrubbed up 😙

It is so wild that Tomorrowland have been able to source a new main stage in less than 24 hours, what a team 👏

genuinely so gutted about the Tomorrowland main stage fire... the rest of the festival is great, but nothing compares to the vibe and experience of being around that stage with tens of thousands of people.

This song came on shuffle this evening and I was instantly transported back to 2017, and watching 13 Reasons Why youtu.be/wGF7PswOENQ?...

I miss private twitter, that was the best era

when you open a service you've been using for a decade only to find it out it caught the virus

big thanks to the person who stole my oyster card today and proceeded to use up all the credit ☹️

since it's the last day of pride month I figured I'd at least make one thing for it... i now unveil to you my greatest invention: color bars pride flag

I’ve just found out that Auntie Mabel never actually flew the plane in Come Outside, it was a stand in pilot / man in a wig. And Pippin the dog never flew in the plane either, it was a puppet.

finally managed to get my domain handle working on here 🥰

A sad thing about social media is just how much it is full of people who just need to go outside and enjoy live but are instead radicalising themselves and others into fearing what is objectively one of the best and safest cities not just now but in all of human history.

Got to hold not one, but two, Olympic medals today. Cooooool!

was out walking the dog just now and got called a poofta by two guys driving past in a white van 🥰i love this country🥰

manifesting 🛐

increasingly convinced that using Deliveroo etc is unethical. Great thread from the APPG report author on substitution loophole delivery cos fought for in court, the gangmaster situation undocumented migrants face, and the fire &other safety risks these illegal electric bike conversion kits cause

your hungover maccies delivery isn’t worth the huge negative externalities of exploited migrants living in slums blasting through traffic on a small homemade lithium bomb to meet impossible deadlines

so grateful for the office air conditioning

I saw the UK Aids Memorial Quilt at Tate Modern on my lunch. It’s honestly such a poignant and powerful display of both love and grief and I’m so glad I got to see it whilst it’s there.

seeing everyone’s primavera pics has really got me excited for tomorrowland, european music festivals are just such a viiiibe

what is the point of requiring us to be in the office 3 days a week if i’m going to sit on my own all day as no one’s in

Billie has been non stop grumpy today and it’s been so funny, look at this face

The most exciting thing about my week is that our new fridge arrives tomorrow… I should get out more

just had my day ruined by the TikTok that said we are now closer to the year 2050 than 2000, politely what the fuck?

love a £90 call out fee just for them to tell us our fridge is dead lol

today has strong monday energy

Stumbled across the fact that Katherine Ryan is doing a show in Reading this week and immediately tripped and fell and booked tickets

Every time you buy a Harry Potter product, you are financing the dismantling of trans rights

absolutely howling at this interaction

wish i knew someone that worked in mortgages because this shit is confuuuuuusing