ello evrrywun an welcom to ower mundy #tweetchoir an we got to songs tooday wot dus be perfekt for summa ower ferst wun dus be th summa of siksty nine by bryun adums ... an wun to free for 🎶 www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOmo...

#mogyog #twist is on twoof aswel wi Mr M

I'm the Chief of Cybersecurity for a major global company. The CEO, a man who is married to a woman & has a family, doesn't seem to realise that as Cybersecurity Chief, I can see what everyone is doing on company computers. Like regularly visiting the gay porn section of PornHub.

#CatsOfBluesky @triciaelizabeth.bsky.social @maliceandmayhem.bsky.social @scallyvampy.bsky.social @mankas.bsky.social @buddybigman.bsky.social @hayleywilliams.bsky.social @eliot-big-brofur.bsky.social @maggieandspencer.bsky.social @janecggcats.bsky.social @phycoinsc.bsky.social

I couldn't find my passport for an upcoming holiday so paid to change the name on the flight and took my twin sister's passport

@joyofcats.bsky.social h8 ask bit kin ye get Sunny mam get her check mail i sent b muckle appreciated 🙏😬💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡

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When I was 7/8, I went snooping through my mums draws and found an interesting, vibrating "toy". I then proceeded to take the "toy" into school the next day for Show and Tell. Toy confiscated and my mum called, never snooped since.

Smell bollox

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Lovely ucler side o 👅 luckily c dentist in April get toof oot it's rubbing on it

Rest in peace Lady Kath ❤️🌹🕊️

@unitedanna.bsky.social found ye 😹😜

Hello frens! I am slowly catching up but can you do me a favor? Not sure I can get to all the new pals here to welcome them today, so can everyone retweet this: Hi new pals! Welcome to Bluesky! Please feel free to go through my followers list to find frens here! 💜🌻🥰 *Thank you pals!

#coosday pic ain't mine 4gor who's it is 🙈😹

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@shedsevenofficial.bsky.social appy bday Rick ope it's been boss 🥰🎂🌈

It's extremely fucking obvious to me that my local fried chicken takeaway is a money laundering front owned by a local big time drug dealer. They also make the best fried chicken in the world, better than KFC. As long as they keep that up, I won't snitch on them.

@philhowarth.bsky.social 😹 found ye 🐾

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day... But I couldn't find any! #RupertsComedyShow

Happy #WhiskersWednesday #CatsOfBlueSky #CatsOnBlueSky #CatsOfToronto

Today I is doing mine #hedgewatch from da cat tree! I is soopyvising curtains going up in my new house!😺

Friends!! Tomorrow is OllyTed's birthday... But we won't be able to get online much, so let's celebrate today!! Olly will be 15 and we have Battenberg cake for everyone!! #FurryTails

FYI Still the best toy ever. #DogsofBluesky #Dug #BirthdayVolcano

A happy tail makes the world happy 😃

😹 Ye icle ball o floof

Hmmm sniff sniff… any zombs come this way?🧐 RAAH! #ZSHQ @zombiesquadhq.bsky.social

Attention all ZOMBIESQUAD squaddies! If HQ is not yet following you, please DM us and let us know your name/etc from Twitter and add #ZSHQ to your bio. We will not let the zoms block our communications! RaaAAA!! #ZSHQ

I am in absolute tears at this pup!! 😂😂 It sounds like it’s screeching “Diana!! Diana! What are you doing Diana?! What’s going on?!” in a Scottish accent!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 All because the cat is in a treadmill wheel! 🤣 Can you hear it, too?

Twitter has lost nearly one-fifth of its daily active user base in the U.S. and a whopping one-third in the UK.  mashable.com/article/elon...

@icegoddess666sargr.bsky.social hiya Sarge n mam 😹 really need update pic since I ain't got hair 🙈🥰

Bootiful 😻🌈🙏

#CatsOfBsky Happy #ThursdayFursday Some good clean fun 😸💖🐈 @hibiscuslynn.bsky.social @lynnster.bsky.social @mankas.bsky.social @luciecatnip.bsky.social @1gingerbeauty.bsky.social

Doris!!!!! 😬 are da mcfloofles coming too!🙀🙀 #hedgewatch😹🎉💕

@lilmisspogue.bsky.social 🥰

@theduckyshowk9.bsky.social Ducky Wucky 🥰🥰

Wtaf 😳 ment b winter should b 1hr sun if lucky

@dollyminibeast.bsky.social 😹 found ye 😘😻

#CatsOfBluesky @triciaelizabeth.bsky.social @maliceandmayhem.bsky.social @scallyvampy.bsky.social @mankas.bsky.social @buddybigman.bsky.social @hayleywilliams.bsky.social @eliot-big-brofur.bsky.social @maggieandspencer.bsky.social @janecggcats.bsky.social @phycoinsc.bsky.social

Happy November pawfriends 🐾🐈🐈‍⬛ @luciecatnip.bsky.social @teresalouise.bsky.social @bogartandfriends.bsky.social @bombadil.beleriand.social @vegasbabes.bsky.social #CozyCaturday #CatsOfBsky 👋🏻🧚🏻‍♀️

Niecey appy #Caturday ye nawty icle tuxie 😹 #TeamBadger

Holy Moly . . . This one involves a couple of cunning feline! 🙀 #CatsOfBluesky @mellowfellow0000.bsky.social @tinker5.bsky.social @spacecatscoast.bsky.social @sue29.bsky.social @cljohns.bsky.social @triciaelizabeth.bsky.social @maliceandmayhem.bsky.social @scallyvampy.bsky.social @mankas.bsky.social

#CatsOfBluesky @triciaelizabeth.bsky.social @maliceandmayhem.bsky.social @scallyvampy.bsky.social @mankas.bsky.social @buddybigman.bsky.social @hayleywilliams.bsky.social @eliot-big-brofur.bsky.social @maggieandspencer.bsky.social @janecggcats.bsky.social @phycoinsc.bsky.social

Wassup 😜😝😹 #TongueOutTuesday @teresalouise.bsky.social @marinamueller935.bsky.social @muffy.bsky.social @catbraincell.bsky.social @hibiscuslynn.bsky.social @miezebiene.bsky.social