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What do you call a bunny who wins the lottery? A million-hare! #RupertsComedyShow

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Did you hear about the snowman spy? He has a license to chill. #RupertsComedyShow

Happy #Caturday EveryPurr 🐱🥰

What do cats use to make coffee? A purr-colator! #RupertsComedyShow

Happy Hoppy #BunnyButtFriday EveryBun 🐇🥰

Why do bunnies make the best magician assistants? They are skilled with creating hop-tical illusions! #RupertsComedyShow

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What is Iron's favourite ride? A ferrous wheel. #RupertsComedyShow

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What do you call a fluffy bunny with stage fright? A nervous rex! #RupertsComedyShow

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How did the dog get from Boston to New York? He took a Greyhound. #RupertsComedyShow

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What do you call a cat wearing shoes? A puss in boots! #RupertsComedyShow

Why did the student wear glasses during math class? It improved di-vision. #RupertsComedyShow

Happy #Caturday EveryPurr 🐱😊

What do you call a rude hydrocarbon? Crude oil. #RupertsComedyShow

Happy Hoppy #BunnyButtFriday EveryBun 🐇🥰

Can February March? No but April May. #RupertsComedyShow

Happy Hoppy #BunnyButtFriday EveryBun 🐇🥰

Why do bunnies make the best magician assistants? They are skilled with creating hop-tical illusions! #RupertsComedyShow

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What do you call it when you walk into a cafe you’re sure you’ve been to before? Déjà brew. #RupertsComedyShow

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name. #RupertsComedyShow

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What is a gust of wind’s favorite color? Blew. #RupertsComedyShow

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Why are basketball courts always wet? Because the players dribble. #RupertsComedyShow

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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee. #RupertsComedyShow

Happy #Caturday EveryPurr 🐱😊

Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless. #RupertsComedyShow

#RainbowBridgeRemembranceDay In remembrance of my late Sisfur, Poppy Rabbit 💔🌈

Happy Hoppy #BunnyButtFriday EveryBun 🐇🥰

What does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles. #RupertsComedyShow

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam. #RupertsComedyShow

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Why should you knock on the refrigerator before opening the door? In case there is a salad dressing #RupertsComedyShow

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Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted. #RupertsComedyShow

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How do you make a water bed bouncier? Add spring water. #RupertsComedyShow

Happy #Caturday EveryPurr 🐱😊

What do you call a rooster staring at a pile of lettuce? A chicken sees a salad. #RupertsComedyShow

To all rabbit folks, note the Rabbit Angels Rescue account is a scam. They use stolen images from a real rabbit rescue in the UK. Their first account was banned yesterday and now they are back. Mr. Magoo has confirmed the images are stolen. Please report this account! #bunny #bunnybuttfriday