I'm sorry for sounding like an asshole but why would you assume the White House app -isn't- going to spy on you? They would be backdooring your phone completely if they could. Like, that's the perfect way to do it. Why would you install that? This was literally a plot line on "House of Cards"..

Here is a video of one of the recipes in my book. Quiche. youtu.be/yGy0Oye1A9o?...

Buy the only hacker witch cookbook on Amazon. Or anywhere for that matter: www.amazon.com/dp/B0GSS8WL1...

We were playing with Grok the other day & discovered they will flag a conversation & have human content moderators answer queries as xAI. So, there are times you are thinking you're talking to AI but you're not. Apparently it didnt like my joke about creating a human botnet. @travofoz.bsky.social

I had a blast cooking with Unicorn Chef and Starr the other night. t.co/RGKaYDJzir

@cyberconiq.com are you hiring people to train AI on human emotion?

just wrote this ICYMI

Is anyone on my friends list is having trouble getting gifts for loved ones this year, I have some free necklaces and earrings. I only ask you pay for postage (usually around 8 dollars depending). Dm me and I will show you what I have <3 Don't let the holidays stress you out!

Ramaswamy Once Called DOGE Partner Elon Musk a 'Circus Monkey' for China www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Why is 75 degrees inside when it's cold out seems chilly but 75 when it's hot out seems stuffy and hot? Must be the humidity.

Y'all are way more argumentative on this platform than you are on Twitter.

I was an automotive engineer for 15 years, specialized in alternative fuels. A lot has changed in the past 10 years that I've been out of the industry, but I still believe we can do better than EVs.

This.

I hope everyone had a wonderful thanksgiving that was free of stress, arguments and you are still able to stand your family for the rest of the holiday season!

I really wish BS was a more uplifting and positive space. We've developed a doom scroll echo chamber here. Not healthy.

I'm back on Twitter. I how this platform developed a little faster. The low engagement and kinda super liberal leaning content kind of gives out an echo chamber feel to it here and I'm not sure I like that either. Thankfully only 3 people will see this so whatever.

If House Republicans really wanted to protect women, they'd release the Ethics Committee report on Matt Gaetz' alleged sex trafficking - not try to ban their colleagues from using the bathroom. Stop the bigotry and release the report.

Twitter account deactivated. 30 days until I'm released from the clutches of the worst social media site since "Tagged".

I arted today. I'm not good with clay or sculpture but I think it's cute. I bring you Eve and her big knockers.

Milton has been missing since Halloween. I hope he found a nice lady toad to settle down with and they are happy.

Most people already know this, thankfully.

I guess this site won't take off until we start using it. I hope everyone is having a good day.

And today I discover that Flonase causes joint pain. That would have been nice to know before I spent 40 bucks at the DR trying to figure out why my arm hurt. I hate allergy medicine.

Time to watch that Bo Burnham special again.

I'm reading the Southern Book Clubs Guide to Slaying Vampires and it's totally an allegory for the 2024 election. So I think, because I got high and now I can't unthink it.

I'm finally breaking to with Twitter. Hopefully everyone I talk to is on here <3

When did Brianna Wu go full Cassandra McDonald?

I need to find and interview one of the kids who dressed up as Bob Dole for Halloween ‘96 and ask them what it was like to get candy from William S. Burroughs

I put up some cool shit on my Etsy store. Just in time for the holidays. www.etsy.com/shop/FullMoo...

@melissameantit.bsky.social I was seriously just entering in your info to add you!

I guess the X Exodus has begun

@hacks4pancakes.com hi again! I recently reserved a mentoring session for October, if you have any cancellations, please let me know. Either way I look forward to speaking with you and good luck at BSidesLV!

@hacks4pancakes.com hey, I'm sure you're busy with defcon, but I figured I would drop you a line. I could use your help with some work related issues. Please contact me me if you have any availability. You came highly recommended by a mutual friend.

On this week's podcast episode, @x25princess.bsky.social talks about how social engineering skills and principles are used in some roles in the sex industry. Check it out here: podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lay...

I really hate this holiday. We're not close to family, no one likes celebrating Christmas on the house for various reasons and everything is closed. Plus its fucking raining.

This was so fun. Thanks for listening!!

This platform isn't really taking off as fast as I had hoped.

I just let 'er rip on Twitter and now I feel bad but I stand by my shitty words.

I feel really good right now and it feels wrong.

can’t believe my stupid ass has imposter syndrome while elon musk is confidently marching around twitter HQ and chewing on wires until something breaks

I don't want to jinx it but I haven't been nauseous for 3 days straight, after being sick for over a year. It feels really weird.

I'm so excited. I can't say too much but I've been featured in this awesome infosec podcast. I mean, my story is the whole podcast! I'm so proud and flattered. I will keep you posted for sure.

Good weekend to all of my 22 followers! I hope you have a good rest, then do something wonderful and memorable. Stay safe out there <3

Yay! I have a major publisher interested in at least looking at my manuscript! I will hopefully finally get my story told.

If you're new to my account, I have a blog where I talk about my red teaming work as well as some personal things. Please feel free to check it out. https://blumajanowitz.com/?blog=y

DoorDash using "Gravel Pit" in their commercials is fucking funny. Remember what ol Dirty said, I'll fuck yo ass up.

I love telling people what I do for a living and watch their eyes bug out. I mean, I guess it does sound a bit wild when I tell them about some of my jobs.

Traveling through Florida, trying not to die. Love those granny sunglasses!