Potion seller, it is Black Friday and I need your most discounted potions

i've been playing pokemon infinite fusion lately and it is genuinely one of the best pokemon games i've ever played and it's not even official!! the sprite designs are delightful, the gameplay is so much improved upon, the battles are intense force you to be creative

i love bungou stray dogs. it is one of my favorite series of all time. one of the absolute worst things about being a fan in the mid 2020s is there is a character i love in it whose name is just Sigma

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my blessing and also my curse is that i think i can do anything. for example i just had the thought "i could probably become one of the best nuzlockers in the world" despite never having completed a single nuzlocke

yall patrick called me on my way to work this morning and i was worried something had happened and he was like "no but i forgot to tell you about something that happened yesterday" and i was like what and he was like "i caught poppy with a knife"

this is going to sound fake but i swear to god im being serious: was anyone else’s high school friend group obsessed with the transitive property and saying things like “through the transitive property X kissed Y” or whatever

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If you're a Twilight, Card Captor Sakura, Vampire romance and black magical girl fan, check out the Indie Animatic pilot "The Three Tomes Tammy, after gaining the powers of a witch from an ancient tome must search for 13 magical spirits, while dealing with a vampire love triangle. link below

y’all there is an exciting new entry in “my 71 year old dad slowly learns what hatsune miku is”

being anti gen AI in a normal corporate working environment makes me feel fucking insane. like everyone around me is totally okay with this thing and i'm the weird one when i know that i'm not !!!!!!

hey here’s a tip for ya. don’t wear your mouthwashing shirt to the vet when you’re taking your dogs to get shots

so after halloween 2023 i brought leftover candy to work which included those little gummy krabby patties and i found out that like a lot of my coworkers hadn’t had one before and i made a joke of being shocked and how i loved them when i was a kid. didn’t think anything of it

me when i was 17 when nobody asked: actually if you read the play he DOESNT have sex with a horse, he has sex in FRONT of the horse, that’s a VERY COMMON misunderstanding

Will Beth's Father Buy Them Tickets To See Japanese Holographic Pop Idol Hatsune Miku Next Year For Their Birthday? Tune In Next Time On: My Daughter's a Fucking Weeb

games????????? linkedin games???????????????

Goddamn @theamynicholson.bsky.social COOKED with this FRANKENSTEIN review. Bow down to one of the greats. www.latimes.com/entertainmen...

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🗡️✨Kickstarter ENDS November 1st!✨🗡️ Follow a nerdy actress and her posh talking sword as they go on bizarre adventures to defeat the Ivory Witch in The Chaotic Misadventures of Arch & Reggie! #ArchandReggie #animation #kickstarter

my whole life i have been protected by women working at gas stations

shout out to the best buy employee who i bought a weird charger from & when he asked why i bought that one specifically i was like "oh it's for my playstation vita" and he looked at me & was like "...why do you have a vita" & i said "it's the only way i can play persona games" & he was like "WHY"

we have to label the things we keep in the break room fridge and i am obsessed with how my coworker has fun with it

GameStop's response to one of their stores still having a 'Halo 3' mural from 2007: "We'll take it down when something better comes out"

still chasing the high of my dess holiday cosplay from dragoncon 😮‍💨

Hey hey, Bluesky fam! Appreciate all the love and shares so far for Arch & Reggie, but we’re still a bit behind 10%. I know we can get halfway soon, so consider turning that share into a $5 pledge today! Kickstarter ends in 25 days 🗡️✨ kck.st/48L7T6p

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i know this has been talked to death but it’s absolute cuckoo bananas that toby fox had a dream abt a game he wanted to make, decided he wasn’t yet skilled enough to make that game, went on to make a spiritual predecessor to his dream game just to get the hang of it, and THAT game was undertale

man, Twin Peaks is the only copaganda that still works on me. I can’t stand almost every man in this town, but Coop and Harry are angels and if anything ever happened to Sheriff Andy or Deputy Hawk *I* would burn that mill to the ground

i wear a cpap to sleep and sometimes my husband will kiss my mask and say “i love you, darth vader”

i just realized that the first movie i remember seeing in theaters was 2001's save the last dance

i'm just gonna say this once, fictional characters are not real and cannot consent to anything. they don't exist. this is harmful rhetoric, impossible to enforce, and is cowardly as fuck

tech/phone nerd friends: tips for phone shopping?? i’m thinking of trading in my iphone and getting the galaxy z flip 7 or 6

happy #undertale10thanniversary!! i cosplayed no mercy chara last year & had so much fun with it. i love this game 😭 photos/editing by honeyandheatherphoto on ig #undertalecosplay #characosplay #charaundertale

mx. gerard arthur way when i get you

NEW TATTOOOOOOS (the USS voyager from star trek voyager & the ghost from star wars rebels!!) ((done by lana at atra capra tattoo in birmingham al))

watching bad batch w my husband for the first time and it occurred to me how much it would suck absolute ass to live in this galaxy. every like 50 years (or less) your system of government changes, your currency changes, your military, politicians, everything. no wonder there are constant rebellions

i just remembered this text from after my dad found out what SJW stood for

i know we have complicated feelings about mamma mia 2 but i genuinely think it goes up an entire numerical point on letterboxd because of the super trouper credits scene

my marriage is in shambles

Just a reminder, banning porn doesn't just mean going after OnlyFans or Pornhub. It also means banning written erotica. Smutty voice audios. Video games with sexual content. Your favorite romantasy novels. Fetish photography. Erotic art. It's never just about pornographic films.

WEIRDEST, CREEPIEST POSSIBLE OLD MAN: Mister Mulder there is more to the world than you know MULDER: I will believe literally anything you say

The cure to the male loneliness epidemic™️ is to recruit 10 friends and acquaintances to your plan to rob three Las Vegas casinos simultaneously, both to enrich yourself and to get one over on the guy who's with your ex-wife. Think of the opportunities for male bonding!

🚨🎙ATTENTION VOICE ACTORS🎙🚨 We'll soon be casting SIX new characters for indie JRPG/life-sim game, @cyberthreat.bsky.social! Includes major roles: > MAYA, aka JUSTICE, a new playable Hacker! > MYSTY > AYISHA Also new secondary roles: Arturo, Iris and Isaac! Stay tuned for details! 👀

i wonder if my period is coming bc i just started crying in the middle of my workday bc i miss my dogs

i was just trying to type star wars and i typed "start wars" and like. no. that is explicitly what they want you not to do. it's like i didn't even watch the movies

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if you value queer games you should defend porn games not because they're a trojan horse to get at the Good, Virtuous Queer Games you like but because pornography is a driver of queer art, as much in games as in any other form 1/

what if i get frank’s hand tattoo from unholyverse huh. what then