hey weird question. what do you call this thing?

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You will be visited by 3 spirits

hey alexa. what are "friends"?

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"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it

"45% more affordable (starting at $649)". My immediate reaction is that this point is at best only partially accurate, and at worst willfully dishonest. Previously, the Expo Floor Pass was all you needed to get in the door. For GDC 2025, it was $249. (1/5)

legitimate ai question: can LLMS do math? cuz everything I know about them would suggest that their mathematical reasoning would be incredibly fallible, and yet I hear people talk about using them like a fucking calculator for some reason...

in twitch's defense, the security team they hired was recommended by the louvre

We gotta do a nationwide inquest into antisocial behavior. Leaving your dog's poop on the street. Not returning shopping carts. The What's Wrong With You initiative

if someone even plays a video/tiktok in the same room as me (not intending to share it) I lose my entire mind

After being forced to "upgrade" to Win 11, I find @microsoft.com Dragon Naturally Speaking won't work unless I upgrade to 16 for $700. Without Dragon, it took me 15 min. to type this. So, I have no choice. God bless disability tax. Beware, fellow disabled peeps.

bean boy core

I feel like it would be unsurprisingly to know that I regularly questioned and antagonized my teachers and got kicked out of class for being disruptive... but also took part in extra curriculars and got straight As.

chatgpt? whatever. I’m giving myself internet psychosis the old fashioned way: finding an unhinged individual and falling down a rabbit hole of trying to figure out whatever tf they’re doing

If you see this quote with your favourite Pokémon (wrong answers only):

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an idea guy that outsources ideation to ai is just a guy (derogatory)

I still think the most accurate and consistent way to think about generative AI is that, in every instance, people exclusively use it for tasks that they don't have any respect for or give a shit about.

if there were a pokémon-style, ideological effectiveness chart I think absurdism would be ✨super effective✨ against fascism

in case anyone was wondering, working in AAA games ~is~ as bad as you think

I gotta hand it to whatever advertising firm Informa hired to make these, there really is something almost poetic about GDC's advertising being "an AI-looking depiction of an industry staple being destroyed with no clear elaboration of what comes after." Masterclass in unintentionally nailing it.

Step 1: Initializing ennui