Happy Quatro de Cinco to all who celebrate.

Is it wrong that I kinda like SNL UK better than the American version?

Can we all agree not to let Cory Booker know anywhere near the Democratic nomination?

Disney Promises ‘Star Wars’ Fans A New Era Of Blind Stabs At What They Seemed To Like Before https://theonion.com/disney-promises-star-wars-fans-a-new-era-of-blind-stabs-at-what-they-seemed-to-like-before/

Guess what? Turkey butt.

For the record, 'open the fuckin' strait' means something completely different in gay parlance.

Me as a bsky therapist:

I'm surrounded by dead darlings. Now what?

I want to say I can't believe people laughed at this but I am impossible to surprise these days.

C'mon, Ides of March, gimme what I need.

We spoke to Black women who started the Target boycott & who sustained it for a yr+. They'll likely never go back. Teacher Laverne Mickens put it like this: “[Black women] will say if & when it’s over. And I can tell you right now: That will be the 15th of never ever.” 19thnews.org/2026/03/targ...

Yesterday, a kid tried to turn me into a horcrux.

Juliette, sweetie, don’t worry. I mix them up too. This is why I’m not a doctor nor in the military.

Had to unfollow Klobs. I can't with her.

I can′t get to sleep I think about the implications Of diving in too deep And possibly the complications Especially at night I worry over situations that I know will be alright It′s just overkill

THE 👏 WRONG 👏 PEOPLE 👏 KEEP 👏 DYING!

FREDDIE MERCURY: "I'm traveling at the speed of light... I wanna make a supersonic man out of you" ME: "How come you wanna make me go at like 300 meters per second, but you get to go at 300 *million* meters per second?" FM "They call me Mister Fahrenheit?" ME: "Just answer the question."

Right?!

I swear if James Fucking Carville texts me one more fucking time.....

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David... What does burning smell like?

Clearly this is a brain fart.

My new favorite t-shirt.

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

Hey Twin Citians, did we know about this fucknostril?

NEW: Gov. Walz has activated the National Guard at the request of the Hennepin County Sheriff's Office after a man was fatally shot by a federal agent in Minneapolis. More: https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-news/walz-activates-national-guard-after-federal-agent-kills-man-in-minneapolis

no matter how hard Greg Bovino tries to exude rugged masculinity he always comes off like Don Knotts in a Portlandia sketch

There's a witch's tit convention in town.

I see you, longer days. *Nods approvingly*

Keep naming names, people. Let them worry about their safety just as much as the people they persecute worry about theirs.

Chidi living his best life in my dresser drawer.

Yeah, and I'm sure the lawless, racist thugs who get their jollies off beating the shit out of people five-on-one will totes obey this guidance.

Has this woman been identified yet? I really need her to be my friend. I'll bake cookies.

Please read this witness from beloved Minneapolis poet and #kidlit author #BaoPhi about the heart of our MN community, and the violence of ICE and those condoning hate and violence. time.com/7345628/anti...

Our ancestors had the Roaring Twenties. How did we get saddled with the @&$;!#%&@ing Twenties?

Well done! Well done, everyone. We're halfway out of the dark.

And, yes, the time has come For us to say goodbye...

Life would be so much grander if Americans used British slang and idioms on a regular basis so we could label this ass "MyPillock" and be done with him.

@markdodyk.bsky.social @roygill.bsky.social Question for you gents: So, is there anything to stop RTD from hiring Ncuti back to resume the 15th Doctor's tenure? Ncuti backed out because the Disney decision took too long and he was getting offers. RTD has done fake-out regenerations before.

@markdodyk.bsky.social So, is there a reason Kate Lethbridge- Stewart is suddenly all "Mrs Bingham?" And surely, it's Dr Bingham. But, yeah, Kate has a bug up her butt.

I don't think Netflix should get to eat anything else until it finishes all the prematurely cancelled shows on its plate

@kellybarnhill.bsky.social From the new Paddington musical in London. youtu.be/wO-4_BjoIig?...

Shhhhhh. Let it be a surprise for him.

Lick it up, Kim Davis Lick. It. Up.

Did Cuomo concede or are we waiting for a trumpian lawsuit saying the election was rigged?

Stats from Neighborhood Fake Halloween yesterday: * Not an Elsa in sight * One Elphaba and Glinda * LOTS of K Pop Demon Hunters Also, trick-or-treating before dark is dumb. I KNOW. IT'S SAFER. BUT IT'S DUMB.

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Would you rather have every cent you've ever spent deposited back into your bank account or have every second that you felt was wasted time (by your definition) added back to the end of your life?