Had to unfollow Klobs. I can't with her.

I can′t get to sleep I think about the implications Of diving in too deep And possibly the complications Especially at night I worry over situations that I know will be alright It′s just overkill

THE 👏 WRONG 👏 PEOPLE 👏 KEEP 👏 DYING!

FREDDIE MERCURY: "I'm traveling at the speed of light... I wanna make a supersonic man out of you" ME: "How come you wanna make me go at like 300 meters per second, but you get to go at 300 *million* meters per second?" FM "They call me Mister Fahrenheit?" ME: "Just answer the question."

Right?!

I swear if James Fucking Carville texts me one more fucking time.....

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David... What does burning smell like?

Clearly this is a brain fart.

My new favorite t-shirt.

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

Hey Twin Citians, did we know about this fucknostril?

NEW: Gov. Walz has activated the National Guard at the request of the Hennepin County Sheriff's Office after a man was fatally shot by a federal agent in Minneapolis. More: https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-news/walz-activates-national-guard-after-federal-agent-kills-man-in-minneapolis

no matter how hard Greg Bovino tries to exude rugged masculinity he always comes off like Don Knotts in a Portlandia sketch

There's a witch's tit convention in town.

I see you, longer days. *Nods approvingly*

Keep naming names, people. Let them worry about their safety just as much as the people they persecute worry about theirs.

Chidi living his best life in my dresser drawer.

Yeah, and I'm sure the lawless, racist thugs who get their jollies off beating the shit out of people five-on-one will totes obey this guidance.

Has this woman been identified yet? I really need her to be my friend. I'll bake cookies.

Please read this witness from beloved Minneapolis poet and #kidlit author #BaoPhi about the heart of our MN community, and the violence of ICE and those condoning hate and violence. time.com/7345628/anti...

Our ancestors had the Roaring Twenties. How did we get saddled with the @&$;!#%&@ing Twenties?

Well done! Well done, everyone. We're halfway out of the dark.

And, yes, the time has come For us to say goodbye...

Life would be so much grander if Americans used British slang and idioms on a regular basis so we could label this ass "MyPillock" and be done with him.

@markdodyk.bsky.social @roygill.bsky.social Question for you gents: So, is there anything to stop RTD from hiring Ncuti back to resume the 15th Doctor's tenure? Ncuti backed out because the Disney decision took too long and he was getting offers. RTD has done fake-out regenerations before.

@markdodyk.bsky.social So, is there a reason Kate Lethbridge- Stewart is suddenly all "Mrs Bingham?" And surely, it's Dr Bingham. But, yeah, Kate has a bug up her butt.

I don't think Netflix should get to eat anything else until it finishes all the prematurely cancelled shows on its plate

@kellybarnhill.bsky.social From the new Paddington musical in London. youtu.be/wO-4_BjoIig?...

Shhhhhh. Let it be a surprise for him.

Lick it up, Kim Davis Lick. It. Up.

Did Cuomo concede or are we waiting for a trumpian lawsuit saying the election was rigged?

Stats from Neighborhood Fake Halloween yesterday: * Not an Elsa in sight * One Elphaba and Glinda * LOTS of K Pop Demon Hunters Also, trick-or-treating before dark is dumb. I KNOW. IT'S SAFER. BUT IT'S DUMB.

Worst. Wordle. Ever. ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Would you rather have every cent you've ever spent deposited back into your bank account or have every second that you felt was wasted time (by your definition) added back to the end of your life?

Mike Johnson is just sentient pus walking around in a cheap suit, isn't he?

Hypothetically speaking, are military coups always bad?

You know what word I like? Besmirch. I mean, the concept itself is awful. I just like saying the word. Besmirch. Besmirch. Besmirch. Okay, it no longer sounds like a word.

Do I want to know why "Rapture" keeps popping up in my feed?

Oh wow. I just got my first Google Whack in years. .... .... OK, there's gotta be a better way to say that. But you know what I mean.

The placing of this slogan is, as they say these days, suss.

Robert Redford was charging WAY TOO LITTLE for his services to banks in SNEAKERS.

At this point, we've burned down so many Reichstags that we should open a barbecue pit.

Let’s say we get that piece of shit out of the WH. Then what? How do we protect ourselves from this happening again? How do we prevent news agencies from becoming state news? How do we make safeguards that ensure neutrality in our law enforcement? How do we prevent the creation of another SS (ICE)?

Tonight, I'll be watching SNEAKERS in his memory.

I will not google groyper. I will not google groyper. I will not google groyper. I will not google groyper. I will not google groyper. I will not google groyper. I will not google groyper. I will not google groyper. I will not google groyper. I will not google groyper.....

Communism was just a red herring.

More of this reporting in America please.

Hey! Hey, @lauraruby.bsky.social ! Your tumor is shooting off its pus-filled mouth again, acting like it is not directly responsible for where we are right now. Make it shut up!

Years ago, I used to walk by a hobby/gaming store regularly. They had a sign in the window that said, "He who dies with the most toys wins." I used to think that was hilarious. I don't anymore.