Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life. The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.

Just finished my 4 hour long goon sesh! Nothing crazy happened today right?

Saw @clppng.bsky.social live the other night, this might be the greatest transition into a song I have ever seen

John F Kennedy had a dream!

This list is 90% clone wars, andor, and kotor bias. I am not sorry

Happy white woman history month!

This is a real screenshot, what the fuck even is call of duty anymore

Just (joke) found (joke) out (joke) @trashmarine.bsky.social (joke) fucked (joke) a dog (joke) can’t (joke) look (joke) at them (joke) the same (joke) way (joke) 😔 (joke)

Thinkin bout kid kale

Is ghost rider’s penis head also like that

All of these hate crimes but where da love crimes at 🫃

Please unfollow (:

If you sat on a skibidi toilet would it try to eat yo ass?

Women be 3D printing babies out of their pussies

Holy shit Onimusha way of the sword might be a souls like CAPCOM YOU HAVE TO STOP COOKING

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Erm, is that Penis Griffin from Fellatio Guy?

You ever think about how Warioland and Warioware both involve Wario

Eegad!

Another banger from the fish tank fucker!

If that Kendrick video is actually teasing a double album I’m gonna bust

Play more indie games if you think gaming is stale Play more indie games if you think gaming is stale Play more indie games if you think gaming is stale Play more indie games if you think gaming is stale Broaden your horizons… you won't regret it.

Eegad!

Suing Kendrick for having a superior diss track is something Kendrick would say Drake does in a diss track

Guys TrashMarine (fitting name) stole my joke when I told them not to ): but like not the worst thing to happen (holocaust)

Eegad!

They call me the fish tank fucker

I almost forgot to post him today, my bad guys

Eegad!

Why did we as a society ever stop saying “eegad!”

Me when stub toe

My asshole is Turning Red (2022)

God I want him so bad

@trashmarine.bsky.social 04.17.25, big things happening, the day of reckoning will arrive

This is an Alan thirst account until further notice. No reason, just feel like it

Everyday I see his face

HEY BABY, ARE YOU MY BANK ACCOUNT? BECAUSE EVERY TIME I SEE YOU MY HEART FUCKING SINKS AND I WANT TO CRY

How can I be homophobic? Asking for a friend

2028, hear me out

I WATCHED MY GRANDPA SAY PENIS

It's called missionary because I'm on a mission to fuck these bitches

Yo holy shit LeVar Burton isn’t dead pog