fuck it I'm liking every questionable instagram reel I see for slight comedic value

took me long enough to get used to power characters in crossworlds but I just got my first eggman s tier time trial hell yeah

playing sonic 3d blast on the saturn for the first time (I grew up with the genesis version) and holy FUCK this soundtrack is so good

O H

me when my sega genesis has severely pitched down audio

loving how auto generated youtube captions sometimes go in little bursts of being all caps

my debit card got skimmed should I just explode

I was wondering why it's so hard to find a crt tv where I live and realized people are actually still using them because most places around here still have satellite tv only

alone in a waiting room the day before christmas eve, as god intended

why do I keep getting ads for HIV medication

I think it's poetic how I had greater access to the internet as a minor than I do as an adult

this is the second time recently I've heard someone with a voice VERY similar to my own on the internet wtf

oh the joys of internal bleeding

sometimes I feel like I'm incapable of feeling love

just found my token straight oomf from the pre-covid times again and he's definitely not straight. not at all. who could've seen that coming

I think I should be more worried about this constant chest pain than I actually am

my ass itches! Scratch my Ass!

maybe I did just eat half a pound of yogurt with my bare hand, what about it

need to draw a Profile Picture. for my Purposes

I think more people need to know it's ok to not try and be an internet philosopher and it's okay to shut the fuck up sometimes

windows 11 is so cool because what do you mean I'm stuck locked out of my pc for two hours because my pc lost power for one minute

many many years ago during standardized testing at school I randomly remembered the tickle cock bridge in castleford exists and I giggled a little bit and my teacher got mad at me

I've started replacing my modern tech with versions from the 2000s and earlier and the incandescent lightbulbs we have leftover from when those were legal are making me FEEL something

throwback to when I was like 7 years old and hit my head on a playground and pretended to have brain damage afterwards

need a slightly muscular australian man with a mullet to crush a beer can on my head and slam me into a wall rn

yesterday I finally learned that even if I DID want to get into fnaf I could not play because flashing lights make me ill

love how my love life always circles back to being whatever the fuck this is

love that I cursed myself to forever be referred to as a woman by default even though I see myself way more as a man

just remembered that time in 2011 I almost lost my right leg

lost the swear word spelling bee when I spelled BICTH

rediscovered an old video of me being held up by someone and they accidentally squeezed my balls so I doubled over in pain

my dream is to someday form a band with zero electronic sounds. just pure acoustic instruments and raw unedited voice fuckery

very insecure about my voice but damn I get flustered when someone compliments me when I sing in a low octave

call of mustard meme is going viral

I am not "Hip" and "Cool" anymore. I am "Unc". I can use the smiling cat emojis as I please. 😸

I predict that two years into the future I am going to be just a regular alcoholic

motherfucker you ARE a surge protector from october 2005

eleven.

I wanna learn porch of geese

I love how quickly after an iphone turns two years old the battery gets noticeably worse. my 15 plus was doing great until about a week ago and I never updated it past ios 17 so I can't even blame updates

oh the things you find out about yourself!

DUDE!! THAT'S MY BUTT!!!

calmly listening to the gunshots right next to my window on this fine evening

ugh I am so single and unemployed rn

it's getting cold out which means it's time to curl up in my bed and shamelessly consume visual novels

thinking about cutting my hair

YO MAMA SO SKINNY, WHEN SHE WENT TO RUSSIA, SHE POURED SOME TEA #yomama

fucking love looking at houses I'll never get a chance to buy

oh so you're quirky huh? circumcised? tylenol?

at this point, I feel like I should just do reckless shit like move to alpha queensland because I'm an alpha male and gonna be in debt anyway