windows 11 is so cool because what do you mean I'm stuck locked out of my pc for two hours because my pc lost power for one minute

many many years ago during standardized testing at school I randomly remembered the tickle cock bridge in castleford exists and I giggled a little bit and my teacher got mad at me

I've started replacing my modern tech with versions from the 2000s and earlier and the incandescent lightbulbs we have leftover from when those were legal are making me FEEL something

throwback to when I was like 7 years old and hit my head on a playground and pretended to have brain damage afterwards

need a slightly muscular australian man with a mullet to crush a beer can on my head and slam me into a wall rn

yesterday I finally learned that even if I DID want to get into fnaf I could not play because flashing lights make me ill

love how my love life always circles back to being whatever the fuck this is

love that I cursed myself to forever be referred to as a woman by default even though I see myself way more as a man

just remembered that time in 2011 I almost lost my right leg

lost the swear word spelling bee when I spelled BICTH

rediscovered an old video of me being held up by someone and they accidentally squeezed my balls so I doubled over in pain

my dream is to someday form a band with zero electronic sounds. just pure acoustic instruments and raw unedited voice fuckery

very insecure about my voice but damn I get flustered when someone compliments me when I sing in a low octave

call of mustard meme is going viral

I am not "Hip" and "Cool" anymore. I am "Unc". I can use the smiling cat emojis as I please. 😸

I predict that two years into the future I am going to be just a regular alcoholic

motherfucker you ARE a surge protector from october 2005

eleven.

I wanna learn porch of geese

I love how quickly after an iphone turns two years old the battery gets noticeably worse. my 15 plus was doing great until about a week ago and I never updated it past ios 17 so I can't even blame updates

oh the things you find out about yourself!

DUDE!! THAT'S MY BUTT!!!

calmly listening to the gunshots right next to my window on this fine evening

ugh I am so single and unemployed rn

it's getting cold out which means it's time to curl up in my bed and shamelessly consume visual novels

thinking about cutting my hair

YO MAMA SO SKINNY, WHEN SHE WENT TO RUSSIA, SHE POURED SOME TEA #yomama

fucking love looking at houses I'll never get a chance to buy

oh so you're quirky huh? circumcised? tylenol?

at this point, I feel like I should just do reckless shit like move to alpha queensland because I'm an alpha male and gonna be in debt anyway

first time I heard the man on the classic station mention the 2000s.

I love getting mail with the wrong last name actually

turns out I am very prone to switching to an australian accent when speaking to only australians just like how I turn into a cowboy around only southerners

I wanna do karaoke

2025 still feels like the distant future even though it's almost over

used motor oil actually makes for a good wood stain and that's not a joke

I've been friends with two people who look identical to eddy burback so when do I get to befriend the real one

living up to my name fighting for my life in here

I'M OUT OF PEPTO.

just had a dream about going to derby line vermont

I am not verifying my age just to look at porn lol I've had my identity stolen probably ten times since I was 16

been playing around on oc social network and I'm bound to be recognized by my bizarre posting style

I try my damn hardest to support my fellow furry musicians but some of it just sounds like the scent of a lingering foul fart

feels like I just became a teenager yesterday yet I only have a few weeks left of being one

"I am all about safety when it comes to electricity", I say, even though I use surge protectors from october 2005

scrolling through instagram seeing one of those posts that's like your first @ should fuck you or whatever and you know what? I'd let him hit. fuck everything and everyone. I need my backshots

my arms are noticeably more muscular than they were a few months ago and I haven't really been working out lately wtf

I see everything.

chugging a diet Coke of Cola and drinking it

you know what supports you gut health so good. A big bucket of diarrhea