Mid-court for $8.00? Don't mind if I do! #GoDucks

Cartoon by Mike Luckovich

"All of us, citizens and immigrants alike, are being ruled by people who think life is a privilege bestowed by authority, and death is a fair penalty for disobedience." www.nytimes.com/2026/01/08/o...

Replace "Iranian" and "Iran" with "American" and "America" and this statement holds true.

Look, if Dante comes back to finish business, and with so many young guys who've played, Ducks have all kinds of reason for optimism next season. #GoDucks

He doesn't know where Alaska is, does he. 🤣

Oregon defense should be worried. They looked like JMU. #GoDucks

Indiana defense should be worried. They looked like JMU. #GoDucks

This is literally how all Democrats should be talking, right now, in response to every question. Q: "What are thoughts on today's jobs report?" A: "The administration's secret police force is murdering Americans in the streets and then shit posting their snuff films. I think that's bad."

If the ESPN 4K stream is gonna show the halftime matching bands, they could at least turn the sound on. 😡

Hearing that Whittington is now questionable for tomorrow? Anyone know what that's about? #GoDucks

Socks is only interested in college football when playoffs roll around. 🤷‍♂️

LOL. He engaged in thoughtful reflection with his attorney is what happened. 🙄

I dunno about targeting, there. Defensive player was looking at the ball and never saw the receiver. (IMO).

Now that they've been given the green light, expect this on a more regular basis. katu.com/news/local/i...

How is immunity going to be stripped? Wouldn't that require an act of Congress, signed into law by the President? Also, they're just gonna ignore any subpoenas. It's not like DOJ will prosecute. Maybe Congress can farm that out? Really curious how any of this actually happens. 🤷‍♂️

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They can go door-to-door all day, but without a judicial warrant, knocking is all they can do.

It's the last part that most interests me. The ETTD curse likely to hold true to form here.

I don't understand how Justice Jackson goes to work everyday, knowing she'll just be beating her head against the wall in response to the most banal and intellectually dishonest word salads spewed by men with a fraction of her intellect. Much respect. 🫡

WUT!? #GoDucks

Has Venezuela weighed in on this? 🤔

I didn't realize that some people were still being raised in caves. The modern world must be terrifying to him; it's clearly confusing.

I mean, why WOULDN'T Greenland want to part of the U.S.? They could have moar guns, shorter lifespans, fewer rights, and a dirtier environment, just to start! Did I mention moar guns? 🤷‍♂️

He's 100% right that nobody would forcibly oppose the U.S. invasion of Greenland, beyond a handful of people already there. Neither NATO nor Denmark would do anything. It would be exactly like the 2014 Russian invasion of Crimea, which I suspect Trump would use as his blueprint.

Good on 'em, but the more pragmatic reason for this is to avoid creating a situation where protestors disturb regular guests. I wouldn't gift Hilton an Antifa membership card just yet.

Lots of insanity for such a short thread. 🥸 (I'm renaming this the "senior official" emoji.)

It really can't be said enough that "narco-terrorist" is a made up term with no legal meaning, but the Trump Crime Group (TCG) invented it to justify application of "anti-terrorism laws" to anyone accused of running drugs. Also, I just invented the TCG and would appreciate royalty payments now. 🥸

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How does the president of a sovereign nation violate U.S. law by possessing firearms in said sovereign nation? Looking forward to Bondi's DOJ trying to square that circle. 🤔

I seem to recall Bush/Cheney Republicans telling us that occupying Iraq wouldn't cost us anything because of the oil. It's just wash, rinse, repeat with these criminals.

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The whole restaurant was in awe.

If you said you had Oregon, Indiana, Ole Miss, and Miami as your CFP semi-final bracket, you're either lying or you just bankrupted FanDuel.

What's the o/u on ESPN cutting away from the Rose Bowl ceremony for 40 minutes of Georgia/Ol Miss pre-game? I mean, that's what they do, right? Cut away from the trophy presentation for a team winning it's first game in that particular bowl? 🤔

I'll be happy for Hoosier fan for 24 hours, then it's revenge time. #GoDucks

My heart says Indiana, but as an Oregon fan, my head says 'Bama. #GoDucks #RoseBowl

Slight exhale, but only slight. #GoDucks

How many offensive snaps has Oregon taken with 3 or fewer yards to go? #GoDucks

3rd and 20 every possession ain't gonna get it done. Letting Tech hang around is gonna eventually bite Oregon. #GoDucks

Perfect analogy.

Ducks ARE aware that shot clocks exist, right? #GoDucks

Did Fiso not see the shot clock? 🤷‍♂️

Some shite officiating happening at MKA right about now. 🤬 #GoDucks

bills-eagles ending in a way that leaves both fanbases in their preferred emotional state (suicidal)

100% this passes both chambers, and that Trump signs this bill into law. Right? 🤪

TIL that gluten-free flour makes fried chicken crispier than regular flour. Who knew? 🤷‍♂️🤤🍗

Lost in all of this is what should be the bigger question: Why isn't he trying to "MAGA" and buy American made cars? 🤔

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Dang.