This is amazing. There are actual living, breathing people who thought this up and were willing to tell the world. 🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣

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One thing I hope that comes out of this unplanned, illegal, unconstitutional, incompetent war is that we finally set aside childish things & the lie that we can't afford whatever we want as a country & start having serious conversations about what we <want> to afford. bsky.app/profile/mcop...

Fascinating.

“'Venezuela and Iran have 31 percent of the world’s oil reserves. We’re going to have a partnership with 31 percent of the known reserves. This is China’s nightmare. This is a good investment' said Graham." Question for Lindsey: Why did Japan bomb Pearl Harbor? 🤔

I briefly logged back in to my FB to see how this was playing amongst my MAGA acquaintances. The silence was fascinating. It's almost like they may be starting to rediscover "shame" or something. 🤷‍♂️

The more I watch the Paralympic curlers, the less I understand why Olympic curlers need all that sweeping shit. These people have mad skills.

We're in uncharted territory- if WTI crude holds these gains tomorrow- the current rise of 29.9% or $27.16/bbl would be its largest single day price jump- in both percent and amount- ever. Ever. EVER.

I have no actual knowledge into whether Iran had material for 11 nukes, but I also know with absolute certainly that Lyndsey's lying, because I'm a sentient being.

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That's likely gonna bring local prices pretty close to $5, maybe a tad over. It's already over $4 at several stations, some as high as $4.29.

Between 12/28 and today (3/6), gas at my Costco has increased by $1.10/gal. That's nearly 40% in just 68 days. So much winning.

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Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

Well, for starters, we're a deeply unserious people whose brains have been cooked by social media, following a decades-long marinate in the cesspool of far-right cable TV and talk radio. 🤷‍♂️

Calling Iran a radical religous regime while telling your troops this war is about armageddon and the second coming of jesus is a level of irony nobody wants to talk about!

I was summoned onstage by a band in the Philippines to play Iron Maiden's "The Number of the Beast" because the rhythm guitarist had to pee.

TIL

If you're sinking ships in international waters, you're either actually at war, or you're pirates. They need to pick a lane. 🏴‍☠️

When did Congress install cuck chairs? 🤔

In today's episode of "The Least Surprising Thing Today,"...

{Rubio desperately looks for a glass of water.}

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

Such as rules against bombing kids in school, just the stupidest of rules! 🤪

Washington. Huck the Fuskies.

BBC streaming live news on YouTube is pretty sweet, especially when you want news that's beyond the regime's ability to manipulate. Sure, BBC has its flaws, but their Middle East coverage is perhaps unrivaled.

Next step is to say that Tulsi's illegal Fulton County raid uncovered this evidence, and thus he'll need to impose his elections EO to prevent further wars. I would almost put money on this happening.

The stupidest part of of launching a half-assed "war" on Iran is that, presuming we take out the main theocrats, all it achieves is to entrench the IRGC and ensure an even greater desire to develop nukes and missiles enough to prove they have nukes. So dumb. 🤦‍♂️

So, I dunno, bugs?

Post a picture you took, no context, to bring some Zen to the feed.

This letter written by Max Scherzer’s daughter, Brooke, to the Blue Jays, hoping they would re-sign her dad 😭😭😭😭😭 Amazing! Baseball is the best 🥺 (emaysway / IG)

It's almost like James Cameron knew something. 🤔

I was not expecting much, but finally got around to watching the two "28 Years Later" movies, and now I'm anxiously hoping for the third installment. 👍🧟‍♂️

On the other, other hand, John Woo is an intellectually dishonest, anti-American lying sack of sh!t, who cosplays as a "serious conservative scholar" so that Berkeley can check an ideological diversity box.

America doesn't need Senator Jasmine Crockett. America needs Attorney General Jasmine Crockett, because I trust her to make this happen. youtube.com/shorts/te0fm...

Completely beside the point, we were once moored at the same pier as the USNS Mercy. It's a big-ass boat.

Amazing come-from-behind road win for Oregon against the University of Spoiled Children! #GoDucks

Sports are the best.

The court doesn't actually say this, but the gist of this opinion seems to be that warrantless arrests by unidentified masked men in unmarked vehicles is a prima fascia violation of the 4th Amendment, absent exigent circumstances. Recommend reading the first and last parts, at least. bit.ly/4tUahAa

This is the correct take. Trump didn't lose, Republicans won. Tariffs were one of the better arrows in the Dems midterm quiver, and SCOTUS just yoinked it away from them. This ruling should bolster the markets, tamp down inflation fears, and potentially restart economic investments. We'll see. 🤷‍♂️

Chyron of the day

This really is a great picture:

“Pollution, it’s got what plants want.”

This is awesome, and also terrifying. Just further evidence that what the public considers "AI" is nothing more than a content-scraping text prediction engine on a ginormous scale.

Like I said, ad infinitum on the bad site, Republicans hate veterans, active duty military, and their families, viewing them all as lazy parasites feeding from the public teat. It kills me to see veterans who proclaim that Republicans are somehow on their side. 🤬

To celebrate both Mardi Gras and Chinese Lunar New Year, I made a cajun-asian fusion of creole chow mein, and then finished it off with beignets, in memory of our 2019 NOLA trip and visit to Café du Monde.

What a fun legacy. #GoDucks bit.ly/3MdwGY9

I now want to see them do it again. "Like we said last time, ..." and then repeat what they said. Just to rub it in.

Does he tear gas the raccoon first? 🤔

She's close with the "her time in Florida" quip, but Dems really missed their shot today. Should've asked Bondi if the redactions of perpetrator names was to ensure her own name wasn't revealed. After the meltdown, then say "we'll never know unless you release them all." This isn't hard. 🤷‍♂️