NUMBER 16 BABYYYYYY Who the fuck are 'The Beatles' anyway Absolute legend.

Comfortably the least owns in the top end but still pleased to finish top 25 in Brain of Music. Still, there's a LOT of music out there I have no clue on. Until next time!

2026 is definitely the year so far of 'Hey, do you remember all that work you did in terms of self-validation and growth? Wouldn't it be cool if you forgot it all and went back to hating yourself?'

This was already a lovely blind date and then I saw this. Go on Jenny you legend. www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Yes

If you think this is a problem in The Traitors you should see quiz. I've forgotten which one I am before.

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

This Christmas. WAFR TV. 1: A Christmas Top of the Pops by WAFR 2: 100 Top WAFRs of 2025 Pop Party

Anytime I go on Facebook there's some AI slop video of the worst possible shit you can imagine and it has 700k likes

I've seen some great wrestling in my time but have never had as much fun at a show as last night at @riotcabaret.bsky.social. Just completely gets what it's meant to be about, outrageously silly and fun, and we got a photo with the big man.

Tried to get one of those Spanish surrealist artists to paint the capital of Timor-Leste but it was a big waste of time.

Went on my annual trip to the cinema last night to see the new Knives Out movie, Wake Up Dead Man. Really loved it, so much fun, had some pick and mix, what more can you want in an evening really

Sometimes a silly thing is the best thing.

Of the last twelve authors who have won the Booker Prize, only two (Marlon James and Douglas Stuart) have published another novel since their win. Obviously very recent winners skew the stat, but still a surprising figure to me. Worth a read (though you may need to register to read it for free):

Yeah this looks very much up my street

Can't believe I get to watch my all-time hero wrestle

Not saying my Dad struggles with tech or anything but he made a WhatsApp group, added only me to it and called it 'Mike'.

Get this man a statue.

Not saying that second child syndrome is a thing or anything but our first child wouldn't speak a word at school for his first two years whereas our second child has had six weeks at school and so far I've had to tell her..

We've got our club back ❤️

Multiple people sent this to me and said 'this is you isn't it?'. That can't be good.

Was idly listening to Spotify and it suddenly played Toploader's Dancing in the Moonlight. Stay vigilant.

Thanks Spotify.

Always the places you least suspect.

Proper pubs with an ale in a dimple pint glass.

Mate it's clearly towards the finish line

Best song post-2010? Best song post-2010.

Norman Fucking Rockwell! is a true masterpiece. More hot takes this way

My uncle is on #TheChase today at 5. Sadly he died a few weeks ago but he was able to watch the episode in advance with his family before he passed. He was a wonderful, supportive, impressive man who we all miss very much. RIP Uncle Tim, we're all watching with you. www.google.com/amp/s/www.bb...

To win against a PL side with kids because we only have 15 senior players and they need to rest is one of the truly great results.

Currently having a 'brat' summer.

Where did that 2:22 play come from? I know they had meme actors for a while but now it's everywhere? Is it actually any good?

Occasionally I have to reluctantly take a look at Twitter with my work profile, I always deeply regret this but this is a new low.

Beyond excited to introduce my project for the 2025-26 season: On The Road. - 60 long reads - 60 matches - 60 reasons to be there From non-league to Premier League, England and beyond, starting this weekend with Sheffield Wednesday. Launch piece is here ⬇️ inews.co.uk/sport/footba...

I don't have the words for how much I love this man. He does not owe us anything but to stick with us when things are this shit, and take a pay cut while he does it - absolute legend.

I'm the kind of maniac who has a constantly changing lock screen every time it comes up.

Anyone intrigued by Hulk's passing might be forgiven for thinking wrestling is full of old dinosaurs. And WWE has been heading steadily more MAGA recently. But then large parts of the rest are surprisingly progressive and awesome. A thread 🧵

Well he was a racist, a liar, a MAGA supporter and a crook but he sure did hulk up well

Gratuitous dik dik picture.

The last episode of Season 2 of The Rehearsal is so insane and brilliant I frankly can't imagine any other TV show episode being as good.

We've all had our fun but I am OFFICIALLY 🔔🔔🔔 CLOSING 🔔🔔🔔 all jokes about the Coldplay kiss cam, particularly all shitty AI variant pictures. It is closed.

5. Millennium 4. Come Undone 3. Angels 2. Rock DJ 1. Rudebox

I hate the Sun and The Sun.

Went to some local village festival today and sent a picture to a mate of mine who went to Glastonbury last week and said it was pretty much the same thing. He sent a picture back of where he was, at a local festival himself. Neither of us realised we were stood next to each other.

My superpower is spotting instantly when a self service counter at a supermarket becomes available. Can do upwards of 20 terminals at once. There's levels at this shit

Glad Oasis seemingly smashed it last night, saw a couple of videos and they sound great. Never been my band and I wouldn't want to be there myself (far too macho a scene which has always made me uncomfortable) but music that appeals to the masses is usually underestimated.

The boy's class at school if they do enough kind things sometimes get a 'treat that you can eat' and I always laugh at how cutesy it is, until I remember that at work they have a 'cleanest floor kitchen' award and the winners get a 'surprise and delight' snack.

Old news now but this is yet another shit AI 'feature' on a prominent website.

It's sometimes annoying to work in a marketing team when the marketeer folks are saying about some ad 'this is one of the best promos I've ever seen' and I think 'well what about Stone Cold Steve Austin's Austin 3:16 promo after winning King of the Ring 1996?'