Remember that like 6 month span of time where the internet was just skinny white guys eating cheese with a stick of butter and saying "bussin' "?

December 20th is DePiglio day

Y'all it is crazy how many ads I'm seeing Santa in right now. How did all these companies get him to shill for all their stuff? He's even in ads for competing companies. Man things must be rough on the North Pole right now huh. Economy hitting everyone.

What in the actual AI hell is this tumblr ad

If your Donkey Kong is holding a banana when it evolves, it will evolve into a Horse Kong.

@jasefwisener.bsky.social youtu.be/ViOmvnY2JTU?...

I only got out of bed 23 times this year.

I ran out of red colored orange flavored Shaq faces and had to substitute with a blue one instead. But then my dinner ate Shaq and started crying??? Is that supposed to happen?

I know definitely that most people don't understand what a white elephant gift is.

I guess people all over the world do this

Been watching the James Bond movies from the beginning and so far they remind me of those Sims 3 genetic challenges where people try to impregnate the entire town with one guy, and there are guns. Which may be exactly like your playthrough depending on your installed mods.

There should be a American football team associated with the moon + bad dreams, that descends to cause chaos on other football games. They would be called the Moon City Nightmares and they can invade your football game like dark souls.

They should make a James Bond vs Predator movie

People love to say if you want to know if a string of pearls at the thrift store is real, put it in your mouth and bite it, as if that’s something anyone should ever do with something at the thrift store, let alone something they’d let you do.

Do you think Draculaura has read Twilight?

Finished “Thief of Time” which I believe is the end of the Death line in the Discworld series. I’m a little sad to be moving on from Death and Susan, but I hope I’ll come to like the characters in the others lines as much as them.

Same

I don't think I ever grew out of that phase in the late 90's / early 2000's where the pop songs had cellos and violins and sounded like they were COMING FOR YOU. Pink- "Most Girls" BoA*- "ID;Peace B Namie Amuro- "Shine More" If you can think of others like this, please send them to me!

“What kind of pepper are ghost peppers ghosts of?” “Dr. Pepper” “Oh okay”

What if the new Frankenstein movie was exactly the same EXCEPT the creature is replaced with Monster High Frankie Stein?

Wearing a green jacket and green eyeshadow and snuck in a kiwi lime flavor for my water for Predator Badlands. It’s blood color. I’m normal.

Selling auctions on ebay and the buyers keep doing this thing where they don’t pay for the shit and ghost on me, and I’m sitting there like

I think we as a society can go ahead and retire the usage of the Wilhelm Scream. I think we’ve done it enough. Really, it’s okay.

maybe i am going insane

Tentative plan. I don’t have my art supplies and I won’t have them for a long time but…

This may be too niche but I'm putting it out here in hopes it will reach someone who appreciates it. Is Gunkster Hotwheels' gunk just Predator blood?

Alien vs Predator enemies to lovers slow burn

It is probably time to reveal that this was just one of three Mountain Dew pies behold it's brethren, the Mountain Dew Meringue and the Code Red Cherry

Predator Skullectors doll when

If social media existed back during the Tickle Me Elmo craze, you know the official Elmo account would be posting like “Don’t fight over Elmo tee hee. Hitting people is wrong tee hee.”

People on ebay will buy a new Draculaura doll, strip her naked, sell the nude doll for $7, and sell each article of clothing for $20. And then if you put any of them on your watch list, they’ll send you a generous offer of 21¢ off. I feel insane.

Someone labeled an AI video of fish swimming as Kingdom Hearts and I keep seeing 80’s items labeled as Y2K. Nothing means anything anymore.

It doesn't need to be Halloween to listen to LM.C, but it *is* tradition. www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZt4...

It was really progressive of the Spooky Buddies movie to include a girl dog. Ahead of their time.

What happens if you mix these up

I don't understand ebay bidders who will stalk and snipe the last second of an auction then disappear and never pay for it. Is this a kink?

All these ebay sellers sending me offers for 36¢ off want me bad

I was wondering why the fae don’t like metal, but now I’m curious about these other things

I’m so tired I opened the Walmart app and searched “Walmart”. Which did not turn my phone into a black hole, but did bring up this Sanrio Lesbian Plush Pack. So I don’t know what that means.

Sweet Henley is having some medical issues... Thank you for donating and sharing! gofund.me/3ad27ee6b

If you swallow gum, it takes seven years to digest. If you break a mirror, it’s seven years of bad luck. These are connected. If you break a gum and swallow a mirror, you can reverse the effects.

A good friend's cat could use some help, or a share! gofund.me/afb6fd260

They should invent yooperlites and geodes that can be found where I am.

Yeah, that's me

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