wiganathletic.com/news/2026/fe... #wafc Hallelujah!

Has Lowe been sacked yet? Has Lowe been sacked yet? Has Lowe been sacked yet? Has Lowe been sacked yet? Has Lowe been sacked yet? Has Lowe been sacked yet? Has Lowe been sacked yet? Has Lowe been sacked yet? Has Lowe been sacked yet? Has Lowe been sacked yet? Has Lowe been sacked yet? #wafc

Oh well, after that awful, awful Wigan performance, time to cheer myself up with Gladiators... Fit guys in leotards FTW!

Kendrick reporting that there is no post-match presser tonight... #wafc

5-1. Here's the latest from the Board. #wafc

We're now past the point where sacking that useless blob of protoplasm in the dugout is enough. I want a summary execution. #wafc

I have decided that Caylan Vickers sounds like the name of a Star Trek character. #wafc

But still in the lords.

Well, I'm taking the long-term view after today's game... That in 200 million years, the Sun will have expanded to the point where it consumes the Earth, what remains of the works of Man will burn, and everything we do today will be for naught. Comforting. #wafc

All hail Calamite, Greek goddess of wingbacks! #wafc

"What shall we do this week, Ryan?" "The same thing we do every week, Glenn. Play a back 3 that doesn't work!" Narf! #wafc

Happy Friday! Why not start the morning taking another look at how last night's Europa League games shaped the #UEFA rankings?

Never mind jobs you had, tell me five classes you took at university. 1. Linguistics 2. Russian 3. European History 4. History and Contemporary Issues of the European Union 5. Literature and Culture in Medieval Europe

That was another rollercoaster in the #UEFA Europa League - here's how the Co-efficients are impacted...

Getting ready for tonight's #UEFA Europa League games? Why not check out where the co-efficients stand after last night's Champions League fixtures?

Good morning, and what a night of Champions League action we enjoyed! Let's see what it means for the #UEFA Co-efficients.

We're halfway through this week's European action, with the final night of the League Stage in this season's Champions League. Let's take stock... willjpatterson.mediu...

Gorton and Denton, Going to the polls to decide who'll replace Andrew Gwynne, Labour won't win... 🎶

To the brave #wafc fans who have travelled all the way down to Buckinghamshire on such a miserable night, I have to say... What the absolute fuck were you thinking?

Politics is moving fast in the UK right now - in my Month in Polling, it's time to take stock. willjpatterson.mediu...

I picked up 2% of the vote against Burnham in 2017 so I'm no Malcolm Tucker, but even I can see that if you're governing so badly that you're scared of losing an office that your party won by 52 points in 2024, then maybe the guy who won that office by 52 points should be the one running the party.

Many thanks to Steve Reed, MP for that well-known Mancunian constituency of *checks notes* Streatham and Croydon North, for telling us Northern plebs how we feel about a potential by-election in Greater Manchester, where there will be elections for every ward on every council on 7 May in any case.

This will cause more rows than it solves, and haunt Labour badly come the by-election. On the other hand, if only David Cameron had had a mechanism to stop a Mayor from standing for Parliament back in 2015... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I'm afraid I must insist. You see, my wife, she has been most vocal on the subject of the corner flag. "Where's the corner flag? "When are you going to post the corner flag?" "Why aren't you posting the corner flag now?" And so on. So please, the corner flag. #wafc

If that oxygen thief of a head coach isn't told to make his own way home and not bother coming in on Monday, then heaven help us. #wafc

"We lost because the floodlights are at a weird angle and it creeped the players out" #wafc

New signings Taylor and Moxon start, and looks like a change in shape - 3-4-3 incoming? #wafc

No, YOU'RE crying. #TheTraitors

Rachel kept her word. Wow. #TheTraitors

If I were being audited by Faraaz I could get away with all kinds of bullshit. #TheTraitors

Pretty sure Rachel could survive a nuclear explosion at this point. #TheTraitors

And that challenge is why I will never, and I mean ever, apply for #TheTraitors...

Oh Rachel, THAT was the worst possible slip at the worst possible time. Luckily, these are the worst possible Faithfuls. 😁 #TheTraitors

Good morning! Fancy another look at a busy week of #UEFA Men's Club football? Course you do...

Another big week of #UEFA Men's Club football as we head towards the conclusion of the League Stages! Read all about it... willjpatterson.mediu...

Trump’s Greenland speech at the WEF except it’s the voice of Pingu

Matty in that suit on Uncloaked is going on my list of Things That Will Do Just Nicely Thank You. #TheTraitors

Rachel is about to learn the hard way that Hell hath no fury like an antagonised gay. #TheTraitors

Don't make Claudia angry. You wouldn't like her when she's angry. #TheTraitors

James is my Spirit Animal on this mission. #TheTraitors

While I'm waiting for the game, I'm jumping on the 2016 bandwagon.

Murray on the bench, Asamoah dropped... #wafc

Me: So #wafc are playing Bolton today, it's just another game! Also me:

So the message of this press conference is that Robert Jenrick thinks the Tory party killed Britain, but he might have stayed in it had Kemi Badenoch not read his secret speech.

Bobby Jenrick right now.

Robert Jenrick becomes the latest Tory Cabinet minister to stand up at a Reform event and say the country is in an appalling state. You have no idea of the self-control required not to yell: "YOU WERE IN FKING GOVERNMENT!"

Robert Jenrick: the country is turning into a shithole but people are flocking to come here! Eh? 🤔

Rachel at the Round Table tonight. #TheTraitors