Matt Doyle weighs less than a duck

Your back is up against the wall. All looks lost. Who is coming to save you? Film stills only (that is, no GIFs) #FilmSky

#cf97 I remember this POS www.usatoday.com/story/money/...

“Your personal item goes under the seat in front of you, not in the overhead bin”

@mattdoyle.bsky.social is today the day we get the Fire review in the newsletter? I’ve been waiting for it like my kid waits for Christmas (with no dignity whatsoever)

Charlie Kirk should be alive ctmirror.org/2025/11/24/c...

Elementary is the best direct modern adaptation of Sherlock Holmes, “Sherlock” was awful

A movie you’ve seen more than seven times with a gif.

Don’t cry over spilled milk? In this economy?

@soccerwisehq.bsky.social I heard your theme music in a Dr. Scholl’s commercial. Caused a killer cognitive dissonance. Thought you should know

#cf97 bullshit red card

#cf97 Davilla was everything you want a single pivot to be that half

#cf97 is this thing on?

Have started referring to smoking pot as “weeding” so I can fearlessly discuss my weekend at the office

Been working on this story for months in one form or another. Hard to overstate how big this accomplishment is - #cf97 returning to the playoffs even as the team has relied on local talent more than any other in #mls history

The most impressive thing about the Fire's win over Miami is that they won the game with depth. Who would've predicted that even a few months ago? #cf97

@soccerwisehq.bsky.social Hey Gass: 15 minutes into today’s episode Tom mentioned that the Fire were the last playoff team the Inion beat and you felt the need to put verbal air quotes around “that’s a playoff team”. The disrespect will not stand. Sure, they have flaws, but…

Horrors of Trump detention centre: Lisburn man tells his story after arrest for 'looking like a Mexican' Lee Stinton was lifted by US immigration police on an American street — in an incident he compared to a kidnapping. Here, he tells us his story.

We should stop talking about regulating social media like publishers and start talking about them like big tobacco

#cf97 this fucking team

FOX BUSINESS: “My goodness. $5 BILLION. Eye-popping numbers… crypto-friendly legislation coming from the president who is in turn cashing in on crypto. A conflict of interest.” Even Fox sees how insanely corrupt Trump’s crypto grift is. (H/T @ab21.bsky.social )

@nomads.bsky.social hey, does the horde have a trail song for 2028 yet? I’d nominate either Zepplin’s “When the Levee Breaks” (bonus points for Chicago reference) or Tom Sawyer (obvious Illinois tie in)

@meninred97.com why don’t you post when the pods are available on here. Also, the episodes recently when it’s been just John and Tim, or John Tim and Alex, have been better. Nothing against Alan and DJ, who I’m sure are awesome dudes, but it flows better without them. Maybe just too many voices

#cf97 safe to say the TFC we’ll be facing off with in a few weeks will be a fair bit stronger than the one we beat earlier in the season

JB having a Sammy Sosa in 1998 type season right now, four-baggers every day.

At the playground with my kid and struck by how many of the other middle-aged dads seem to think Poochy was a fashion icon

#cf97 Guti replacement?

My toilet has a light flush option, and I feel guilty when I use the full flush unnecessarily

The most surprising thing to me this week was learning that American Eagle is still in business

Anyone else feel like Lanternflies are getting harder to kill? This year’s batch seems a lot more spry than last

This week’s pancakes were nectarine and pecan, and they were delicious

@thotze.bsky.social can you have DJ look up in how many of our losses the opposing keeper was the man of the match? I’d be surprised if it’s less than 4

#cf97 frustrating loss. You can see from tonight and the last two games that we are not far off the level of the elite teams, but it’s a game of margins and we’re a step behind. Will we make that step this season? Nashville took a year to get where they are and with a lot less roster turnover

I am sick to death of these fucking fascists and if I hear one more story about institutions rolling over to appease these monsters I’m going to lose my mind. I think I need a breather. Maybe I’ll just go over to my #cf97 feed and relax by seeing what’s new over there

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social This is what a Democratic leader should sound like. Get in the fight or get out of the game.

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social You’re no leader, whatever your title.

#cf97 I’ve seen enough: at this point, D’Avila should not be getting minutes for a team trying to make the playoffs

what has Zohran said about the Jewish people that you disagree with, @ericswalwell.bsky.social? i mean, in a very literal sense, what did he say. what were the words.

Hey spider people, what am I looking at here

#cf97 that goal by Sturridge happened because our 5th choice CB and back up keeper got beat

@chicagofire.bsky.social getting my head shaved on Friday. Can you ask Gregg, Andrew, and Chase if they have any tips

The Presidency derives its power from the Constitution, which creates and defines the Office. If you aren’t bound by the Constitution, are you the President?

My MLS All-Stars

@soccerwisehq.bsky.social my 3 year old demands that I play Soccerwise on the way to daycare, since due to your logo he thinks the show is about owls. He then inevitably demands that I turn you off after 5 minutes because you never have anything to say about owls. Throw him a bone sometime

Not the most important thing here, but god they look like dorks

@meninred97.com seems like the new pod was loaded with a replay of the Charlotte preview rather than the new recap. Checked in Spotify and Apple podcasts

If you add triple sec to a vanilla milkshake it tastes like a dreamsicle

I have a rubber band ball in a kitchen drawer. It’s where all the rubber bands that come off my vegetables go. It keeps them all in one place and I can always find a rubber band when I need one. I think everyone should have a rubber band ball

Clair Obscur:Expedition 33 is a beautiful game