The Ralph Priso hype has gone completely off the rails in the last week.

USA 2-1 GER Goals from Balo, Wirtz and... Brendan friggin Aaronson. Posting this now so I can delete when Brendo doesn't get off the bench.

Honestly, no question

I just love looking at those 3 forwards and knowing Cuypers is the one leading the league in scoring.

"Make them mother fuckers play you." Put THAT on a new $250 bill. #YouDontKnowWhereImFromDawg

I'm not crying at the Clint Dempsey documentary! You're crying at the Clint Dempsey documentary!

Most super villain looking mf I've ever seen

Tf is a continental clasico?

Apple TV announcer... "There's no question it's a high boot and no question he makes contact with the face, but it's not a red for me" Bro, what are you even talking about? #MLS #CF97 #APPLETV

Nobody talk about who's in second place in the East. #CF97 #mls

TIL about a 4th tier soccer team called the Virginia Dream. I know virtually nothing about them, but looks at this fucking crest. Behold the majesty.

I'm guessing we're about to see a very nebulous front 4 #USMNT

@scuffed.bsky.social I don't know if you guys are gonna cover Fire v DC United this week, but if you do, it should be noted that Berhalter took a very poor touch in the 68th minute.

Liquid IV is just Crystal Light and I'm not afraid to say it anymore.

At this point I have absolutely no reason to consume any MLS-produced content other than matches. They fired every single person I liked, and then they fired @mattdoyle.bsky.social

Me in my basement pumping my fist watching women's curling

Just had a Baby Bell cheese wheel. They're still fire.

If we're gonna do American Imperialism, could we at least do it somewhere that produces soccer talent? We're not getting any dual nats outta Greenland.

Stand by Me, The Crow, Young Guns II

Post a perfect album from 1989, a perfect music year.

Proud to stand with Sector Latino tonight. #cf97 #vamosfire

It's time for America to wake up and realize that Chris Brady is better than Matt Freeze. #CF97 #USMNT

If next year's #CF97 x Revolution Brewing collaboration isn't Zinckerlager, what are we even doing?

Welcome to Donald Trump's America

The most impressive thing about the Fire's win over Miami is that they won the game with depth. Who would've predicted that even a few months ago? #cf97

Love

The fabric used to make men's underwear has gotten significantly more comfortable.

🇷🇸 Sources: Chicago Fire finalizing deal to sign Serbian youth int'l center back Viktor Radojevic from FK TSC. Radojevic, 21, made 31 first team appearances for FK TSC. Product of Red Star Belgrade's academy.

We should bring back sending your school-age kid to the concession stand to get you a beer. I'm just assuming that was a thing in England as recently as the 90's

I like it when St Louis City wears their all white kits, because when Klaus gets sweaty you can see his tramp stamp through his shirt

What this country really needs is Trinity Rodman on a soccer field. It's a new morning in America.

Don't try to tell me this isn't the greatest country on Earth

@scuffed.bsky.social Just finished part one and my main takeaway was that I should let my kids play soccer in the house. It's gonna be a hard sale for Mrs. Bad Soccer Opinions, but she can't be home all the time, right?

In the clear light of day, I still won't say that it was a bad call, but if I was a RBNY supporter, I would definitely feel cheated. But hey, 3 points is 3 points. Now let's sign a CDM, please. #CF97

Jack Elliot was wearing Loturi like a fanny pack when he scored. #cf97

Just couldn't ask for a better summer evening for a minor league ballgame. #chicqgodogs

If you'd told me before the season that we were gonna take 4 points from 2 matches with Atlanta, I would have said, "Hell, yeah. Those are the kinda numbers that get you into the playoffs." Somehow, it doesn't feel as positive now.

Gotta say, after the last several years, middle of the pack feels pretty good. #cf97

The field looked terrible, but honestly, about as good as it ever does at Soldier Field. I really hope when they open the new stadium, they bring in a top-tier grounds keeper and have some fucking respect for the pitch. It's embarrassing.

3 times Cuypers had chances that you expect him to score, and he just didn't.

Despite my undying love for Johnny Dean, I think it's very possible Leonardo Barroso is the most talented player on this team

That header from Dean to set up MHS right at the end was incredible.

I'm a homer, and I know it. But doesn't Johnny Dean seem like exactly the sort of xdawg squad player Poch loves? #DEAN4USMNT

If Kellyn Acosta doesn't make it onto the pitch in a match like this, what's he even on our roster for?

MHS laid Bombino down from 10 yards away so hard it ended the kid's night

I'm officially calling on @whataburgerr.bsky.social to ban @empiregass.bsky.social from all locations for his totally unprovoked, unprofessional attack on the food of the Great State of Texas.

Gold Cup stock up: Malik Freeze Seb Gold Cup stock down: LDLT Big Pat Gio

Seb looked pissed after the final whistle. Reading Poch's comments about US soccer culture v Central and South American countries, you can see why he likes Seb.

23 for 2026 Freese Turner Jedi Arfsten Dest Freeman Richards Ream CCV McKenzie Adams McKennie Tillman Berhalter Brendo Cardoso Puli Weah Luna Gio Pepi Balo Sargent (Dike, Agyemang, Downs?) #USMNT